please be careful when opening overhead bins, the vibes may have shifted since takeoff

do you think he knows?

your ride is here

big altima energy

when i came out of the weed store i had to do a doubletake at what was parked next to me

They finally made the milk from that hotel

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fuck yeah i love when cars have cheat codes

love when you hear a jet plane, look up, and see only a single bird soaring thru the sky

real fans call him dave

Sprinted to get this pic

restaurant idea: wing slop. like wing stop but sloppy

i will admit i get a little “masterful gambit sir” with whatever this guy says

when u get in da bed and da sheets cold

We saw the face of god and spat in it

Hahaha.

seals AND crofts?????? in THIS economy????????

amber got me this for my bday hehe

finally gonna find out

the graffiti problem in my neighborhood is out of control

where i post from

i spend a really stupid amount of time and effort screenshotting memes off instagram just to post them in a discord server for electric car enthusiasts

@erikgerm.bsky.social planets cum live???????

crazy they named an entire social network after the best song on the daytona usa soundtrack

Sometimes I wonder about why they had helmsmen and stuff in star trek when you can just tell the computer to set a course but then yesterday I told my car to play a song by the band courtship and it started playing a pick up artist video from youtube

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

what are you doin man

in the stage of life where i get excited about a long pole tree pruner contraption (not pictured)

so happy to have finally found a use for this domain i snagged years ago

you can use your own domain on this thing??????????

the best vanity plate i’ve ever seen. first saw it like 12 years ago and got a crappy photo with like an iphone 3g. last december i finally saw it again. miracles do happen