unprompted thought: Jay Sherman was the original Saul Goodman (but with drawing now)

Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

the overhead lights at Suncoast video were warm enough

I used to criticize Kojima for how unsubtle his storytelling is, but recent years have taught me that it doesn't matter how overt your themes are, the dumbest people will still find a way to convince themselves that no media is "political" unless it has a black protagonist or something

Redditors and YouTubers made fun of pure fantasy words like Fal'Cie so much that now everything in games is named shit like The Beforers and The Big Evil

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

I was only on the island because I heard there was a gyrados

it's nuts that out of everyone from Indie Game The Movie I find Phil Fish the most sympathetic. he at least had the self respect to say Fuck This and leave the industry.

AI has killed the honest art of Nintendo Hire This Man

Kinda funny because Alan Wake 2 had story DLC where part of the plot involved two scientists using generative AI (well, supernatural automatic typewriters) to generate stories based on Alan Wake's writing, and failing, because even the sentient reality bending darkness thought the results were shit.

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

girl did u do 9/11 because you got a w bush

Our journey into platform adventures before Metroid continues. Can I get my fellow Americans to care about UK computer game history? (If you stick with it, you’ll be rewarded with some Japanese computer games soon.) youtu.be/orrewVQYqzc

coughs

I'm gonna be honest. Mewgenics might just be an actually morally reprehensible game. There's only so many "Edmund doesn't got internet" you could give me when I'm looking at the Lolcow Harassment Extended Universe in the credits

i have had so many fucking mice invade my home seemingly from the sewer. i do not have the disposable income to even pick up a wire mesh to stop them on short notice. please help

sigh

in general it is very funny to see any american talk about "the left." what fucking institutional left. what are you talking about

eepyyyyyy

I'll always be proud of the piece I made in his honor.

"please do not make fun of my plate full of snacks"

i was searching to see what the glow in the dark game boy pocket looked like and it showed me this and put "RARE GAME BOY FULL OF HAIR" in bold like that is a thing someone would be specifically looking for

Last chance to get Yakuza 3 Remastered digital individually (Steam) Fanatical $16.99 w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/O1GPEtl #ad $19.99 US PSN buff.ly/33B5sZL Xbox buff.ly/JzS3MoQ 3-5 Collection PS4 physical $22 at VGP buff.ly/a1692lp Y3R will only be available in $130 bundle after tomorrow

my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer

begging desperate nerds to understand expiration dates

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

things are going great on the everything app

Something you don’t see discussed a lot with American PS2 nostalgia was the absolute stranglehold SOCOM 2 multiplayer had on Gen X dads. If you had opinions on David Lee Roth vs Sammy Hagar, this was your Halo.

ZERO WHY DO WE HAVE THESE FRAMED PHOTOS OF SIGMA ALL OVER OUR LIVING ROOM

makoto

Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

ARE YOU COMING ONTO MY GIRL YOU SON OF A BITCH

I found it

They still can cook on X The Everything App

NINJA TARO

soaking my socks in boiled down Metformin before I go netrunnin' in VRChat because I will stand on all ten toes before I let my haters talk down to me. I'll drop future slurs from a timeline we'll never see because nobody's got the balls to do It with a hammer and I'm banned from every Ace Hardware.

Hi my name is the Undertaker. I have the following super powers: Teleportation Summoning lightning and fire at will Returning from the dead My life force comes from a spittoon that my half brothers fat dad has possession of. For some reason, I am being forced to win sporting competitions

CHASE H.Q. B.I.T.S. / TAITO 1990 (Captured on GameBoy Pocket)

“Please enjoy the museum”: Relooted is OUT NOW! Please share!

despite what mac ronald clown and the burger cabal would have you believe anywhere including your mind can be a heavenly sort of "play place"