Bowl marketer: You got the protein Pop-Tart costume made yet? Underling: Sure did boss, I got it real sexy like you asked for... Bowl marketer: ...what?

I can hit out route from Stuttgart and achieve the same effect.

We are preparing. @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social

Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles. Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him. @poptartsbowl.com

APB after that @PopTartsBowl! Do not render aid to this mascot.

All your crying don't do no good Come on up to the house Come down off the cross, we can use the wood You gotta come on up to the house Come on up to the house Come on up to the house The world is not my home I'm just a-passing through You got to come on up to the house

It is finished @poptartsbowl.com

And Slammy Strawberry, who did not die.

SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY REFUSES TO GO TO MOUTH HEAVEN

Buzz the Yellow Jacket is now wearing a Pop-tart costume

How the fuck did they eat soup in these

Should be called a pump-tart

Just two legends vibing @poptartsbowl.com

Now lean back, lean back, lean back 🎶 @poptartsbowl.com

Georgia Tech touchdown, time to celebrate with the Pop-tart

Buzz the Yellow Jacket tosses Pop-tarts into the crowd under the supervision of Wild Berry

This was my Heated Rivalry

FROSTED CHERRY STOLE ONE OF OUR PHONES @poptartsbowl.com

Oh my

Clemson finally score a touchdown.

This is fine, wait until I drop Nerf darts from my space platform.

It’s a birthday party, right? 🍀🍀

Stop stealing Roxborough culture

LIVESHOWS POSTING ALL DAY EXCEPT SOMERVILLE 2 BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT MERRY CRIMBO

Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934) #OldWeirdScotland

Never looked at the auto-transcript before, but this is peak 10kL content:

Just in time for Christmas Eve! www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

the name Borb, Jamge Borb

Spuddy Buddy had the mini Buddy at the Potato Bowl. @sickoscommittee.org

499.99 from Hasboro Labs

This is your official Scrench christmas Number 1! Please Tim, please you've delighted me twice now on these streams I need you to keep doing this shit so bad man

Lane Kiffin?

Potato Bowl is today @sickoscommittee.org

Has anyone done this yet

Average Pitt Fan

Get in losers, we're driving to the Jimmydome. @roisin.gobirds.online @navigatorbr.bsky.social

Tonyu-kun the soy milk carton sings through his forehead.

Pope Leo last night

When you are mean to me, this is what you are mean to.

Looking forward to a 6-3 Alabama over Georgia to win the College Football Playoffs.

Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed

Hey @iamhectordiaz.com your creation made the Altoona local news.

You listen to a nine part podcast series so much that you buy a piece of memorabilia from it. @canuckisaslur.preg4pay.biz

ROCKY & CURE BEAR