dude would look 5 years younger if he shaved his head

Just read the Gareth Hinds Beowulf graphic novel, who up trying to fulfill oaths?

guy who goes on goodreads and 1-stars every book he read in high school

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

our dumbest episode title yet also Liam is back www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6ukqu...

thankfully I did not hit enter as I started typing "philadelphia electric infrastructure locations" into google (for my cities skylines 2 map)

sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing

I did a poem, folks.

Tapping the Betteridge sign

more time off more time for neurodivergence

crazy they must have gotten a decent focus group

I respect Parenti for living just long enough to see Chomsky’s legacy ruined as he got outed as a hanger-on to a pedophile simpleton. That’s a real hater.

RIP to the man who jarred me out of socdemdom.

group chat status: “what if we moved our families to Maine and all became fishermen?”

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

That’s what I’m trying to get, getting away from old beaver you know?

Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌

Looking healthier than ever, king.

⚠️~132 million: Number of people under alerts for snow, sleet, & freezing rain. A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend. 🧵

this time of year I get to break out my winter parka (sub-zero rated) and muse about what I should buy to should go in each pocket

I would happily listen to these old hack fraud talk about Star Trek for hours youtu.be/SXYFrc1-ES8?...

had a dream that newsom campaigned for prez in Philly in a Kelly green tracksuit and tried to do the Rocky steps but fucked it up and got jeered out of town

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

I’ve been informed the person in question is a Briton, thankfully the Saxons are currently under the Norman Yoke and pose no threat to Americans visiting Europe at this time.

wrote about the much-deserved death knell of the world's worst architecture project for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/worl...

Star Trek: First Contact with Big Naturals

Translation: “I’m going to mildly rude to Americans on vacation but they won’t be able to discern this above baseline European behavior.” None of you are going to do shit; most Americans who to visit Europe hate Trump more than you can fathom. I’ll actually say what I really think in Europe!

Does it get the story, theme, etc. across? Yes. Does it flex your reading ability? No. Will you miss subtle nuance in wordplay if the author uses it? Absolutely. “My bankers are Hoares,” (Patrick O’Brien) does not translate the same when spoken instead of read.

“Damn so Achilles mad his bitch got stole?” I love my students so much.

Meanwhile at the arena next door.

FUCK YOU MARCO RUBIO

INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES

at least Carson Beck has his studies to distract him from this loss

posterize is not a term that comes to mind often In football but it applies here

the bankruptcy of radioshack and its consequences has been disastrous for the nerd race

replace rfk jr with this guy

yeah there could be aurora outside but maybe the heavens could schedule this when it’s not 25°F and I didn’t go hard on the hack squat earlier

@donoteat.bsky.social joins @tompain.bsky.social to bullshit about an ostalgie city builder and come up with an idea for a fish-out-of-water comedy tv show www.podbean.com/eas/pb-chkfn...

I can’t stop laughing at this

Bo Nix won a playoff game and it literally killed him like John Henry.

God help the scum sucking invertebrate liberals that try to guilt or pressure me into voting for this demon.

60 hours of workers and resources this week and I’m noticing substations more and more these days

slapping the table yelling BSL S-Bahn

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Stephen Miller claiming to be a Star Trek fan is just perfect evidence that it doesn’t matter how explicit you make the messaging in your fiction, there is always going to be a subsection of your audience who is to stupid to understand it.