happy belated pride month

Philly guy who thinks wrestling is real (they exist, look at the houses in Port Richmond right next to 95 I know a few): "damn this is the only time I like Tom Brady"

Disney Adults may seem like one of the most insufferable groups of adults out there but, somehow, the Harry Potter adults manage to be even worse. paletteswap.site/tru...

you ain't gonna get me to dox myself, Stephen, no matter how badly you want me to prove how much hotter I am than you

Bunch of guys go sailing

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. It’ll most likely be Joever in the morning.

a lot of y’all can’t handle the smoke when it’s in y’all’s direction and it shows

go broncos

one of the best things about being American is constructive treason is legal

Another reason Yesterday’s Enterprise is an all-timer for is the fatalism I have from reading too many Old English poems. The idea that going to a battle where one is doomed but one knows causes a greater future is metal as fuck. Send my armor back to Hygelac type shit

it's officially on now I forgot it was the prune juice episode

have you tried just showing the baseball game with appropriate commentary? that might work

A lot of people are doing testosterone explainers, but you should read the one written by a trans man.

perfect time to go outside and rip huge weed joints and no one would know

harper mic'd up so he can get a few more cameos in NOT for fanduel

I'm just going to assume without checking since the Phillies are on ESPN it's basically the mets broadcast team anyway, where the FUCK is Kruk and TMac?

that time Data walks in on Picard in a class painting a nude woman and the reveal of Picard's painting is basically Dennis' hot babe drawing from IASIP

Ninety percent of the 71 detainees contacted in the concentration camp on Fort Bliss say they were beaten by guards are witnessed beatings, in addition to inedible meals and lack of access to medication or lawyers.

really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours

OK.

Bill Cordless Clippers

whoever designed this needs their ass kicked

trumposterone

they say if england faces spain in the championship match the Earls will return from Rome and retake Ulster

unspeakable horror

NWS says blaze it Thursday night

One of my favorite genres of cat behavior is the “oh shit you’re here? Let me yell all the way down the stairs on my way to you”

this kind of travel, I say, may not be the very best mode of attaining a high social polish

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

Astonishing video of a freight train's crew, stopped in the midst of a raging wildfire near Armstrong, Ontario, in order to let another oncoming train pass: www.instagram.com/reel/DaymbMr...

fuck

standard time or DST, I don’t care, as long as we pick one spring kills me every year. I just want to stay adjusted

is it me is the sun oddly reddish right now (north of Philly)?

Happy Bastille Day!

love to walk past this lovely brook by an old abandoned farmhouse and get jumpscared by a fox screaming in daytime

baller shit, wife of the year

We’re sending him in, folks to take care of the Vandals, they came in and took the land from us, not very nice, and Belisarius is going to do a good job and get the land back from the Vandals, if he gets a little mean, it’s okay, sometimes you have to be.

Ok if you are using tonight’s Home Run Derby as a metaphor for other Philly sports disappointments, I am going to need you to either relax or call the gambling helpline

normal universities: here's the link to the transcript site, hope you have a major credit card :) Temple University: holy shit dude you need to reactivate your temple student ID for this! wait you don't have the acceptance letter from 15 years ago? the fuck is wrong with you? how will you log in?

excuse me, I’m Pennsylvanian, and it is my inalienable right to wear shorts when it pleases me to do so (which is every day)

my god, this is amazing. apparently from a NY Times interview with Neill and Goldblum. Resharing with alt text so everyone can enjoy

the people in the comments here showing their ass as being unable to read lord of the rings is very funny

i really enjoy updating notepad++ because i miss the InstallShield wizard

A tourist was seriously injured after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident.

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

tapping the sign that says “I know one thing that never dies: the reputation of every dead man” again

if I were mayor of Philly I would twin with Urumqi and we would root for each-other’s sports teams like brothers

Never mind we’re best friends again.

my cat scratched me, like an asshole, for being nice to him, say bad things about him right now

Star Trek is an intellectual show for smart people