why did no one tell me my summer car left early access? time to return to Finland and die from peeing on something

I seriously doubt that there are any lessons to be learned about war.

fox broadcast stole our intro music

set up voice commands for Star Trek Bridge Commander and I think I installed the Riker pack by accident

would complement Bader’s ass immensely

okay just need to top lefty now

Tom Cillo the 58 year old freshman defensive lineman for the Division III Lycoming College football team in Williamsport, Pennsylvania has signed an NIL Deal with Aspercreme.

“The papers I read them, it turns out the radio GPS wasn’t very good, she looked the wrong way at the radio, many have done this, very bad mistake, very sad mistake even, but that killed her and the crabs, they made it hard to find her.”

things I’m better than Felix Biederman at: 1) flight simulator 2) understanding lord of the rings

my cat is so high on catnip he freaked the fuck out when he saw me put a hat on hissing then a scooby doo run

Once again demanding your money for survivors of domestic violence givebutter.com/grooveforgoo...

getting sentenced to death not for being in the DSA or formerly in the SRA but because they have my act blue receipts for Bernie ‘16 and ‘20

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Arisaþ, arisaþ Þeodnes rideras! Grimm dæde awæcnas, deorc hit is eastweard! Læt hors bridleod beon, horn biþ hropen! Forþ Eorlingas!

we talked about AFI recording last night and now I’m up again at 5 AM really spooked out from listening to sing the sorrow like a big pumpkin with scene makeup is going to to be outside my window crying no one likes him

Schwarber’s 56th just passed overhead

woke up at five fucking 30 because my cat figured out if he plays with his one crinkly toy it wakes me up instantly

Get your preorders in now, kids.

Really explains my cat’s behavior

For anyone who needs to hear this, by virtue of being a “human being” with “empathy” and a concern for “the dignity of others,” well, I regret to inform you that you are and always have been a part of antifa.

the red book of westmarch was written in westron but translated by Tolkien as the Hobbit, LotR, and the Similarillion westron is derived from adunaic adunaic has triconsantal roots and is vaguely Semitic this means the hobbits spoke a Semitic language QED Frodo was Muslim

there’s a stack seven high of books I need to finish but my ass really gonna read the hobbit and lotr again ain’t I

oh you just searched a folk song on Spotify? we have: • wispy voiced lady • overproduced epic guy w/ reddit face • the East Jesus Chorale (with Christian lyrics) • the Rebel Yell String Band (original w/ slurs) • Pete Seeger • Paul Robeson recorded on a wax cylinder (still the best somehow)

welcome to fall motherfuckers

rip North Star $10 was enough for two beers, 8 wings, and a $2 tip during happy hour.

they chose this over candidates that simply wanted them to pay more taxes so we could have healthcare for everyone

they might have died of disease way more often but at least the ancients had cool stories about the equinox like the sun taking its chariot into hell or whatever instead of this “the sun will be precisely over the equator at noon at 18:19 UTC”. the fuck you gonna make a metal song outta that?

you guys

need one that says “juicy” in pink letters for the nose tackle

Imagine watching the Charlie Kirk memorial and finding out you missed out on seeing like 5 blocked FGs

HOLY SHIT GO BIRDS

turns out you can do this shit with space engine, so I'll be spending a bit of time carrying my stellar system from universe sandbox into SE, but look here's a night sky from [world name redacted]

I'm really going to invent astronomy from first principles to try and figure out what the constellations would be for a fictional planet, aren't I?

How it feels to see people reject dooming and embrace being hopeful and being proactive in fighting this shit.

It's very funny that Tolkien, a Catholic monarchist, apparently understood denazification better than the people running the society he lived in

shame the films omit the scouring of the shire, which shows what has to happen after you defeat the big bad evil guy

I flew home from two weeks in Ireland to Dulles (DC) on Thursday. I fly into Dulles A LOT. For a few years, travelers were greeted by a massive display on the Freedom of Speech/1st Amendment on the way to the baggage claim. (left) Yesterday, it was gone. Not metaphorically. Actually. (right)

Failure to ugly cry over a dead podcaster now a Federal offense.

good morning to your 2X DEFENDING NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST DIVISION CHAMPION PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

Listening to a British astronomy podcast and wondering what the fuck a “killernova” is thank you non-rhotic English and intrusive [r]. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilonov...

The free speech comedians only beliefs are that they should be allowed to say the R word and nobody is allowed to be mad about it

I know enough old English now I could visit England in 1065 and introduce the huscarls to a little thing called starting strength + GOMAD

interrupting the European history class next door as the teacher covers Henry VIII and letting them all know I saw his letter to the pope with my own eyes and so that makes me cooler than everyone else in the building