my balding middle-aged shepard has far more rizz than the dutch fuccboi default ever could

really love the conceit of Amon Amarth’s eponymous track on their first album is that Vikings would have been able to raid Mordor as deep as Mount Doom and get away with it

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

50 years ago today, the skies of November turned gloomy. RIP the sailors of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫡 youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI

"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"

where my spear Danes at?

alright last one im done

@tompain.bsky.social @wtyppod.com @10klosses.bsky.social

new vibe unlocked: going to home goods and buying the ramen with lead warnings on it

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

200+ years of being wrong as fuck

fusilli is a cognate of yeet I don’t make this shit up

same type of guy

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

this only audio issues this time are our shitty voices www.podbean.com/eas/pb-pag7i...

worried about playing as Brandenburg in EU5 we know what road that leads to

“I’m not mad I’m not mad”

One would think if someone was a recent catholic convert and the pope called then on their shit personally they'd freak out, but these types of catholic converts begin day 1 being pope of their own schism

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

as a bucks county resident and teacher, to celebrate, I’ll be giving your kids extra pronouns today in school

cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night

I want to thank the following cum town spin off podcasts making men less lonely

To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

WE ARE PLAYING TWO LIVE HOLIDAY SHOWS IN DECEMBER

Hearing reports out of Sweden that Paradox Interactive had Cheney killed so they could harness his energy to upgrade their Clausewitz engine for the release of Europa Universalis 5 today

He definitely thought of himself as a sort of new founding father of American empire but really he did more than any of his peers to hasten its decline. The global war on terror was and is a disaster, nobody being punished for the Iraq war led to Trump getting away with everything, Bin Laden won.

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

shocked Cheney didn’t live to be 110 showed that despite all the evil he caused, he still couldn’t hold a candle to kissinger’s black magic

rare trump history pull here referencing the Rule of Saint Benedict and the democratic centralism practiced in such commune-like monasteries

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evidence of getting hammered no. 1: me singing songs and sending them to the group chat

oh Derek Warfield you’re just gonna sing the original lyrics to “marching through Georgia” c’mon man

They literally ruin everything they touch

Charlie @cvlrox.bsky.social from Roxborough calling @wtyppod.com and @tompain.bsky.social from Subaru Park to tell them that the Union won! #DOOP youtu.be/DEseqRw_08U

Julia Ward Howe writing: “He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat; He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat; Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet! Our God is marching on.”

To my esteemed followers, I must inform you all that I have, at this time, reinstalled the wargame, “Ultimate General: Civil War” and now am presently engaged to defeat this great scourge against our union: the tyranny of slavery, an affront to God Himself who ordains that all men be free.

fuck zencastr, salvage episode sorry folks www.podbean.com/eas/pb-n4q8b...

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be careful out there people