#StevenUniverse #Pearl #Amethyst

They think you're stupid.

Remember, Bluesky is still a little sensitive.

THAT'S RIGHT REPUBLICANS

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

Good god the discourse hurricane around Pragmata is VILE, even for modern discourse Pedophiles on one end and people demanding the heads of the developers for making a sci-fi father/child story with a person and a robot like there have been a kajillion of before Just Yeesh

this is an incredibly sketchy story and so far all the people involved in breaking / spreading it are deeply unreliable sources

You gotta be amazed at the unshakeable delusion of some people to exist in America two years into a second Trump term who still genuinely believe we are living under COMMUNISM because some unionized baristas were able to go on strike.

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

This is pretty much exactly the merch I would make up for this movie as a joke

Me whenever I see that Commedia Dell'Arte poll meme:

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Me writing a normal scene: "The calm waters buoyed the canoe, every lap sending with it a refrain of hope and contemplation for their future together." Me writing sex scene: "They uh... they're both naked? There is a butt. There's TWO butts. They both look at the butts and say 'holy cow! wowee!'"

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

Give her a BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lanolinthesheep #sonicthehegdehog #sonicfanart

Roswell UFO conspiracy culture has been deliberately cultivated by the US government to cover up weapons testing or something else much more mundane and sinister than aliens

The popularity of lawyer jokes was a long-term psyop to make people distrustful so they wouldn’t ask for lawyers when questioned by the police.

The Pragmata discourse is yet another perfect opportunity to implement the Sessler Index, but only if you are not a coward.

Imagine being the ghost of some steppe warlord who had to spend every campaign watching your troops shitting their brains out only to see this asshole like "Not getting the flu is gay"

I was watching a video of 2 guys playing "hungry hungry hippos" And he said "Hungry Hungry Himbos" And that's GOTTA be a reverse harem romance novel somewhere right??

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

The Jedi's attempt on his life has left him scarred and deformed, but I assure you his resolve has never been stronger

That Ferrous Bueller guy didn't seem very magnetic to me

Midna

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

Can the Onion buy Warner Bros next

lol suck it.

Nico Robin designs!

Nico Robin 🌸

Bluesky isn't down, it's being vibe-hosted

Another, different cat as I try to get accustomed to the new tablet

It’s the reason we don’t have universal healthcare imo. Some white folks would rather die than see Black people get anything at all

More Coco

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

#projecthailmary amaze! amaze! amaze! 🧑‍🚀❤️🪨

It took me nine YEAREALS to collect the CEREAL YUM YUM Cereal. Gooooooood.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

No trans people in sports but this is fine

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

watching evangelical media is so funny because like i'm watching one of those rapture movies where the plot is that Iran has closed the strait of hormuz and this will somehow lead to the rapture

I think about this all the time

Me when I wish on the Triforce to create a secret sixth flavor

centrist dems shaking in fear at the prospect of taking a single step to the left, sighing in relief when they see the tattoo. phew, he's only a nazi, we were worried for a minute there

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

☎️🕵‍♀️💄🔍

how is this literally happening in real life