working at the nyt

“I was just following otters.”

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Dungeons and Dragons: Basically a facade to lure children into communing with demons Using dubiously-ethical tech algorithms to perform digital necromancy on a former colleague so they can squeeze more work out of his corpse: A-OK

Adventures in Odyssey brought back AI Eugene again

Introducing Wolvermon to my furry friends like leaving a pipebomb in their mailbox

the subject line getting cut off on my email and lower case l's looking like upper case i's means all the black friday ads look like they're telling me "get ready for bi" too late I'm already there!

quick Angeldust #HazbinHotel

That phrase is always so funny to me because the full version of it is literally the opposite of what the shorter version means. The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.

Wait a minute... why didnt they call it Zootwopia???

"Unique community jargon" is a really diplomatic way of saying "deeply embarrassing and bewilderingly persistent weeaboo bullshit"

Not related to anything but I sometimes think abt how one of the stated reasons why Kaizoku subs left nakama as this untranslatable word with no appropriate English equivalent was because "comrade" sounded Too Communist

Good morning ✨ Happy indigenous peoples day, Help this wolp get surgery! It would make my day + help massively! 🐺‼️

only the parasite capitalist class could take the word “hoarding” and make it mean “not giving a multibillion dollar company money every year”

The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away. What a legacy of joy! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...

まじょの服装備ムーンブルクの王女ちゃん (I do not give permission for any of my illustrations to be re-uploaded on other websites.)

Happy Shanksgiving, everyone!

That ain't Jaret Reddick of Bowling for Soup

People whose entire workload is chatting while having lunches and dinners paid for by the company and then telling other people "Go fix this"

word of advice to anyone reading: tokyo godfathers is never not free on whatever streaming service offers free titles. at this point it is easier to watch this on your own time than some of the canonized all-timers like charlie brown or grinch. heavily recommend making time for it

Elf on the Shelf is still a psyop

happy thursday to ya

Did that Universal Orlando commercial look AI as shit or just me

Just what this decade needed, Shaggy back

Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade Mom: "We have Huntrix at home." Huntrix at home:

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Uh did the cast of Just in Time hire a lead who can't sing an incredibly easy lounge classic on-key as a prank or

thinking of her today

Part of the 30% cut that Valve takes is the implicit agreement that they'll protect developers from the hassle of dealing with individual payment providers, and if they're not actually willing to go to bat for us, why are we paying them so much again

you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB

Oh my god why is this STILL the only live event in the country that isn't aired live in every market

its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

Then you should make the first release the definitive edition, stupid. 🫡

I drew Yunaka / ユナカ

Comm

MOONLIGHT FINA! #SKIESOFARCADIA #ANIME #HAYSEYDRAWS

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Nightgloinks #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

bbw lover morshu be like "come back when you're a little mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thicker"

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

You can’t give the democrats info like this because they are going to work very hard to make sure those numbers are switched by November

WE ARE THE MIGHTY CRAAAAABJOOOOOOYS