there's a story behind these mtg tokens from last night. while it may clarify things, i don't really feel like explaining besides "sur vi vore" are three "survivor" creatures.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Beefaroni is my favorite traditional Italian dish.

can i sue my credit card company for making an ai generated video about my spending?

scrub daddy has gone too far and needs to be in jail @worstpossible.world

thank you for confirming my disdain for the game is grounded and rational. i wasn't hallucinating how terrible it was to play. jungle jumping and gummy shits, ugh.

typing and deleting responses that i don't think anyone will enjoy. I'm a real grown up poster.

doing more bullshit, drawing my #roguetrader clem. he loves shooting things more than he loves the god emperor.

doing more bullshit, drawing my #roguetrader clem. he loves shooting things more than he loves the god emperor.

i only partially blame @worstpossible.world for "mmm whatcha say" looping in my head. somewhere between and 30-45%, though i cannot account for the rest.

i think about this often

i think i got my trip to Japan done just in time to not experience maximum cringe of just being an American who is shit at anything but English. i at least could say "thank you" in Japanese quite well, and said it a lot. i think it mattered a bit.

"what if fajitas were chili" makes me understand what I'm making actually is

way too many things happened over twenty years ago instead of being more recent like they should be

No matter how safe and boring your work is, people will project their worst interpretations on to it. Might as well just make the most freak shit possible

replaced the thermal paste on my 5 year old gaming laptop and it feels almost new instead of unusably hot with fans constantly blowing. feels good man.

why i like star wars outlaws: character interactions

man i really want bad things to actually start happening to bad people

Yotta flop deez nuts

how do you draw robert z'dar?

how do you draw robert z'dar?

Tom Kenney, the voice of SpongeBob at RadioShack. i recognized his chin after complimenting his cool Cartoon Network logo transformers shirt and he said "thanks, i work there"

car insurance is going up again with no added benefits and no claims made in several years. this shit sucks so much. i don't get anything, not even replacement headlights.

i love animation and sci-fi, but idgaf about Avatar, you can keep it and enjoy it. gimme that last Airbender and korra, that's the good shit.

Clem found a helmet on a corpse and decided to start new safety initiatives on the ship. maybe line it with foil to keep the void out?

i got SO many socks for Christmas. pretty happy with that. besides my trip to Japan i cannot remember the last time i bought socks.

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

rogue trader lets you do custom portraits. i don't know anything about warhammer, so here's a sketch of clem. i guess hes the most genetically perfect trader in the universe?

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

I will never understand why some established artists will use gen ai. If you struggle with something, hire someone. If you’re worried about the cost, find an art school in your area, and reach out. Many have job boards that students can check out and apply to. It won’t be free, but it’ll be cheaper.

i have not listened to every episode of @worstpossible.world this year, but it was a lot of them.

why aren't there Christmas songs that are just made entirely of street fighter sound effects and audio clips? extremely missed opportunities

the right attitude

Birdhouse in Your Soul. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgR...

everyone that was fired needs to be rehired. making fun of Charles Entertainment Kirk is morally correct.

i guess i gotta actually play a divinity original sin game instead of just having them in my steam library

CANCEL your Fortnite subscriptions and DELETE the game from all your computers. Choosing—and yes, it is a CHOICE— to license Harry Potter in 2025 sends a message: "We do not care about trans people." No amount of Miku or trans-colored cosmetic items can make up for this. bsky.app/profile/jazz...

there are no good Harry Potter games, even if free, and they fund a piece of shit. play something else.

the gamers yearn for shadow hearts

Paul McCartney still must answer for his crimes against Christmas, and by extension, humanity

Nice one, Spidey.

lmao i played only one game on my PlayStation this year

is the "wwe Hall of Fame" the new "basement of the Alamo"? no.

i think the chair company gives me anxiety, not just because of how many bad decisions are going to come back around, but because i know what it feels like to go down a rabbit hole to figure out who the fuck makes some random things that you can buy.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

the nice thing about being in Japan is how easy it is to avoid American news

It’s not just that people don’t know there are simpler ways to do things. It’s that they’re being TOLD to integrate Ai into everything. I’m reminded, again, of the radium craze. Radium is not magic and nor is Ai. Both are, unfortunately, harmful. Original from @mariyadelano.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy

the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode

splash mountain in tokyo was pretty good except for all the bear ass