man they gotta let the Rooks out of Night Marsh Survival. Spawn into map, spend the entire 5-to-15 minutes wandering around in search of the one team—maybe even just one player—that you know you're going to have to confront at exfil, fail to find them b/c they're not shooting anything, die at exfil

man sports after 40 hit different

As the son of a Knicks fan I'll always let them get their shots in so feel free to take swings on a gentle sparring partner. I'm only sad that the Raptors aren't in the finals because then the Spurs using Kendrick in pregame would've been a declaration of war.

inshallah

How did this turn into an NCAA game

christ

LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

wemby brings beer pong energy to free throws

ah, fuck

Harper and KJ the only ones playing like they think they belong there rn

KJ willing us back into it the only way it's gonna happen

lol holy shit Castle, nastiest fake I've seen in a minute

this is where we're really suffering for the lack of a floor general—can't dictate matchups, can't force feed wemby on PnRs. I'm hoping it'll be Harper who can eventually step into that roll but it'll take time

man wemby gotta get his head in the game

"the hair is part of the head"

love that mitchell robinson is bringing the "went through a growth spurt and parents don't want to buy new clothes until they know he's done" look to the NBA Finals

Final Fantasy VII: Relitigated

It's back! The annual video game industry conflict minerals report returns for 2025! Let's see which gaming hardware companies are actually checking their supply chains to ensure they're not funding armed conflict and human rights violations, shall we?

I guess running a successful media company is harder than sucking up to a couple rich people to fund your make-work website for Columbia fail-daughters

the right didn't build its power by being unapologetically virile and masculine. they poured 50 years of lawyer billable hours into making it the law that you have to pretend they are

found the name of my future family-friendly one man show

Bryce Mitchell is a nazi, FYI

[bob seger voice] workin on my night marsh

foul on KAT

colin moriarty

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This is a good listen, and I love a point that Hanif makes towards the end of the convo: that what scares him abt the Spurs (as a Wolves fan) is that more than other teams, the young core seem to *really* care about each other, in a way that's more than simply practical. defector.com/one-must-ima...

Full statement of Scott Pelley after he's fired from CBS 60 Minutes, detailing the sort of corruption of journalism Bari Weiss has brought to CBS News:

it truly is a great late capitalism satire

I find it comforting that the widely shared journalism industry experience “being canned by a moron boss brought in from outside by other morons” extends all the way up to 60 Minutes. Media is still a blue collar field after all.

*ahem* [taps mic] lara cruft

after recently learning that Steve Kerr is close friends with Tom Friedman and reads every one of his columns I now believe he should be barred from the hall of fame

me: sorry MS Word, I know I just pasted into this list but I'm gonna want you to Continue Numbering. So after #5 will come #6, not #13 Word: Continue numbering? No problem boss. Now it's #1 me: what? No Word: sorry, try "Set Value" and "Continue List" me: seems redundant, but ok, done Word: 47

encountered a 3 team as Rook in Dire Marsh just now before the server reset. I didn't attack, they all dropped all their gold attachments and said "go ahead, take it all, we don't need them cause of the reset."

Every fucking time a piece sucks it's our fault for not getting it

I read it, it's credulous fluff with the daintiest little touch of skepticism.

side note but I'm also incredibly amused by "I Profile Celebrities for a Living, Nothing About That Background Prepared Me for Understanding the Implications of AI" Like oh word? Even with those academic bonafides?

Victor Wembanyama renverse le champion en titre de la NBA et propulse ses Spurs en finales face aux New York Knicks

I always keep this graphic close by. On August 14, the Spurs were projected to win only 44 games and be a play-in team. It's now May 30, and not only did they win 60+ games, but they're now 4 wins away from a title after eliminating the defending champs who were favored to win it all.

The emotions from Victor Wembanyama

Make Caring About Sh*t Cool Again

[running through random other people's posts, upturning bins and yelling] VICTOR WIDOWSBAYAMA

absolute cinema, ball knowers finna feast 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Wemby after that Kornet block lol

this photo of Wemby 🔥

I'm reeling

omg

from the twisted mind of shaboozey

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.