What's the easiest way to numb the entire right side of my body?

Shenanigans are the females of the nanigan species.

and what’s nice about it is that I don’t even remember how this sentence began.

They should make a historical Transformers where they turn into windmills and water wheels.

It's not like I need a place where everybody knows my name. I'm just trying to find a spot where I feel comfortable. Ry Dathome

Most bandits formed unhealthy relationships to jewels and other valuables at an early age

The Art of Egor Afonin → bit.ly/2UUyirL #artist #portfolio #illustration #art

#filmsky #moviesky #filmnoir #LizabethScott #BOTD TIME FOR A DRINK 🍸

ffs sometimes bells just toll, stop asking

Safety AND happiness. Only bollards can deliver this every single day. #WorldBollardAssociation

Evil versus my pretend ass

They're cutting our grant just because there is video of myself and a few other archeologists betting on a mummy knife fight despite that being both off the clock and not using any university funds!

we need to clean and polish the lobsters

Elle renaît de ses cendres 📸 Frank Horvat, 1956

Sep 29, 1925: Los Angeles' Wrigley Field opened 100 years ago today in #SouthLA. LAPL: tessa.lapl.org/cdm/ref/coll... "It was the first ballpark to be called Wrigley Field as the Cubs ballpark was not renamed #WrigleyField until the 1926 season." #SABR: sabr.org/bioproj/park... #baseballhistory

[a pick up truck with a bed full of live rattlesnakes falls off of an overpass landing perfectly upside down on my Chrysler LeBaron convertible which has the top down as i drive underneath] me: again??!

Someone suggested perhaps the cat I saw earlier is a gingeranium 🌸

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Underneath it all, aren't we the same? Don't we all wish to be an author of mild esteem who lives in a small coastal town and solves minor mysteries that befuddle the local authorities using our wits, charm, and strong whiskey?

Soon all the cranberry bogs will be harvested and the world will once again share in our bounty of bitter, bitter fruit

imagine falling deeply in love with a person and then finding out they are an oatmeal raisin cookie

Nice hand soap you got there… what’s that, antibacterial? Nice nice… yeah that’s the good stuff they say…

Putting too much pressure on a new flavor of hand soap to fix things. How about you?

Could’ve sworn I started drafts in my notes a while ago but when I searched all I found was this

☕️ Happy National Coffee Day! Tuby's Coffee Shop in #Pomona, via the Huntington Library’s SCE collection: hdl.huntington.org/digital/coll... #AFrameCabin #NationalCoffeeDay

1927 Cadillac Catalog ad illustrated by T.M. Cleland

A magnificent stag standing tall, defiant, a golden orb weaver in her web between his antlers. Probably doesn't mean anything, keep mowing your lawn

Read Wiki with Chris. "A baby porcupine is known as a porcupette."

It's Monday morning. You need to know that there is a frosted hairy dwarf porcupine.

gotta catch ‘em all

古池や　蛙飛び込む　水の音 Old Pond, a frog jumps in — the sound of water 💦 — 松尾芭蕉 Matsuo Bashō (1644-1694), Japan

📸 Stephen Schneiderman "Sand and Fence" (Brigantine NJ)

You're welcome to my Eco-Dome any time. But remember, all of my fabulous wonders must stay within the confines of the dome, never to leave.

They shortened adorable again, it's just "dorb" now

Claudette Colbert y Clark Gable durante el rodaje de It Happened One Night (1934).

Ph. Paola Franqui

'1935 experimental 'streamlined' tube train, between South Ealing and Acton Town on the Piccadilly line'

Sunset Intersection, Los Angeles, 2018. Ph.Alex Prager

You should see the other guy… #WorldBollardAssociation 😏

Edward Runci - '𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓'

#nature #foto #naturaleza #aves #pic #photo #wildlife #life #family #famiglia #animaux

Good morning!🪶

jump around is my favorite song about jumping around

The Ace of Hearts’ (Taishô–early Shôwa era) from the series ‘Youth’ by Kobayashi Kaichi (Japanese, 1896-1968). Postcard. Woodblock print published by Sakuraiya. Image and text information courtesy MFA Boston.