How you get there is less important than your state of mind when you arrive. Bonnie Voyage

Surging Porker's Loamy Harsh Clump Band. Warren Coates

We may not want to admit it but we are all living on burroed time. Don Key-Hotte

At age nineteen, Merle Haggard was imprisoned at San Quentin and he attended this show. Afterward he reportedly told his cellmate, "Cash has a weird voice and they were definitely not as good as The Beatles." Merle Littover

August Macke painted this portrait of his wife Elisabeth. He didn't get much further in the art world because he was killed serving in the German Army in World War I, which was not The War To End All Wars, that one came later. Auggie Mentation

Come on - what are you afraid of? Race me dammit, race me! Colin Uoutt

Is this still a country where a person with a dream can do anything? Lando DeFreeish

I'm not very good at walking anymore so instead of shopping at local stores like a good community member would do, I often purchase things on the internet that are then brought to my house and left on my porch. I think I'd be just fine in Carol's shoes - happy even, maybe. Gowan Sturka-Crazy

Charlie Musselwhite, with the Yucatan blues. Why I remember a rainy night 50-some years ago at the Humboldt State College Rathskeller... 0h, excuse me, I nodded off during my own story. Harper Extraordinaire

For those of you who are too young to remember, this is Edward G. Robinson taking a goddamn bubble bath. He was an outspoken critic of fascism and Nazism! Kid Galahad

For those of you who are too young to remember, Sophia Loren was a famous Italian actress who was known for her kindness and generosity toward the crew members on her movie sets, like this young man who managed the food at the craft services table. L. Vestigial

For those of you too young to remember, Audrey Hepburn was best known for lying on her back in sticker patches without feeling pain and for having a neck that allowed for a nearly full, 340° pivot. She was also an actress. Thad S. History

While some of us struggle with insomnia, others brag that they can sleep anywhere. What kind of world is this? N. Oblate Spheroid

Is it right to judge a man by what his mustache is made of? Colby N. Indicator

Once you put your thinking cap on, many mysteries turn out to be not that mysterious. Hubba hubba, also. Sawyer Motivation

There was a time that I trusted us. I believed we were the good guys. Even if some of us did have funny accents. But that time of trust feels like a distant memory at this point. Howie Goastray

They could have had it. It was right there in front of them. "Fiddler on the Root" was written all over it. I can't believe they put him on a limb. Tevye Denied

Are you being charmed? open.substack.com/pub/marktrai...

I was just reading about Robert F. Kennedy Jr's plan to bring back polio and I found myself wondering how we got so lucky as to have this guy in charge of health stuff? I guess that's a question. #hypocratichypocrite. Bobby Heel-Thyself

"An artificial turkey and an unreal turkey are not the same thing." Benjamin Franklin (A provocative statement like that is bound to generate debate!)

I'm starting to think you lied to me about making all your own quilts. Patch Adamsapple

Everyone agrees that men are at the root of most problems on Earth. They do the vast majority of all the horrible things. But hey, women can be horrible too! Take this one for example - she deserves a glass sealing. Kristi Noemanland

The Christmas decorations were sweet but it's always nice when it's time to take them down and get back to our plain old normal decor. Minnie Malism

For those of us in denial, this whole "Drive January" thing has not been that hard to work with. Roland Downwindow

It's only the 8th day of 2026 but I'm ready to call it. As of 6:28 a.m., PST, the USA has officially become a TrumpHole Country. All kinds of twisted acts are being forced upon the good folk of our nation. And beware all Greenlanders, for he has cast his conjunctival eye on you. Donnie Trumpgaryen

I won't give up. I'll never fold, either. Roger Rankle

I've given up all hope of being Young. There's not enough time. Horst Crazing

I feel like we are living on Burroughed time. Billy Behavior

I am right-handed but I prefer to be called a "northpaw." Anders D. Lowdown

You've been given a horse - what's your next move? Ira Unstableboy

Somebody washed the sex towels. O. Yeah

Many great love affairs began over a simple poultice. Leif Plasterdatt

I'm interested in hearing about your experiences with acupuncture. Did your condition improve? Effie Cacy

I remember from my anthropology studies that in many small towns, when a young woman is ready for mating she has a clever method of making the other reproductively viable young women of the village so unattractive that she has no competition. And that is how the bride is made! Hiram Education

People who voted for this guy twice were nothing but a bunch of big suckers! How am I doing on resisting the oligarchy through the use of biting satire, say on a scale of 1 to 10? Dick Tater-Stopper

Get with the programm. Zigi Herzog

A certain amount of longing is almost guaranteed but pining for the fjords is hit and miss. Helga Highwater

My plan is to call her Friday at 5:30 p.m. - she should be home for dinner. Then I'm going to ask her what she's up to on Sat. night! I hope she doesn't have a party line because I want to keep the conversation unhurried and casual. Not to the point of sounding disinterested of course! Andy Donlow

We're on our way! We're almost there! Bea Derzoon

It's not often that I'm at the apex of popular culture but I have the exact same pickleball paddle holder as those guys! Will Serve

Whenever I see pictures of Josephine Baker living it up in France, it always looks like Paris was working out for her. I imagine her getting plenty of that delicious French cuisine and staying in some swanky inn. What a life! (Please do not share any real stories of heartache or pain). Jo Dancer

With about 8.3 billion people in the world, it may seem daunting to find that one special one who completes you. Have you located that person or did you decide you're just not that interested? Hugh N. Meebabe

I'm pretty sure the rain is letting up. Clarence Overyonder

I saw this one parked at Moon Motel. I appreciate it when someone puts an effort into personalizing their bumper sticker so I can feel like I really get to know them, even for a brief moment in time. Ike N. Feelya

I intend to remain open-minded about other designs but this is the coolest pizza cutter I've seen so far. Bon Voyager

Sometimes a cartoon is what really gets down to business. Drew Conclusions

I wonder if by consensus we could just go back to Christmas and try starting over again. Atheists welcome. Harvey Newstart

Sometimes there's just no substitute for good old paper. Hemp paper or bamboo paper could be good old paper. Papyrus Johnson

Once I get my Groucho Goggles on, everything looks good again. Saul Perception

When you can't tell what the fuck is going to happen next because absolutely anything is possible, wondering what the future holds feels a bit anguishy. Kay Sera-Sera