Hey, uh,I don't want to bother you while you eat your lunch in the food court but... Your shadow is crying.

SHIELD IN HAND SWORD IN HEART

you open the door to see a clean cut young man in a wrinkled blue polo. he asks you if it is a good time. he asks you if you would like to hear about his Friend. he asks you if you would like to review some literature. he hands you a worn copy of moby dick. he asks you if you've ever seen the ocean.

What if we kissed 🙈🙊🌺 at the Fire Assembly Point tombstone 💞🌸😳

Heard the old Emergency Alert System siren, thought of you.

If we all synchronise our movements just right we can produce a dazzling visual illusion that disorients and confuses all predators

every blueberry contains a bees secret

🚨🚨 New Frogboi project You're gonna wanna follow along for this one

sup fellow history witness you hyped to show bravery

If you recycle 1000 print cartridges at Staples you unlock the flavored ink

Our phones are not "bad for us" any more than the full moon is bad for us. We were definitely meant to stare at the full moon for hours and hours, night after night after night forever.

If you recycle 1000 print cartridges at Staples you unlock the flavored ink

mercantile mollusc #art

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Ice cream trucks should cruise around playing soft jazz at 2 AM

Your dad, my dad, every dad appears on screen for the final reveal: they're proud of us.

For store hours, press 1. For the pharmacy, press 2. Red salamander by the door, you know. In the old days that would've meant something. We used to have stories about the world and our place in it. We used to have a lot of things. To return to the main menu, press 9.

For store hours, press 1. For the pharmacy, press 2. Red salamander by the door, you know. In the old days that would've meant something. We used to have stories about the world and our place in it. We used to have a lot of things. To return to the main menu, press 9.

RADIO TOWERS ARE EVIDENCE OF MANKINDS EXCISED DIVINITY, WE ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH A GOD WHO CAN NOT AND DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR US

my cousin said you can abandon your skateboard in tony hawk and walk to a secret grocery store

the moon could show up anywhere, at anytime

I dream of a tower i cannot reach.

postcard from somewhere else

Your mom is awake at the midnight hour. Not 12:00...the real one. When the dark grows teeth and the streetlights cower. The night of prey in the owl's talon. The night of witches. I saw her doing devilwork in the firelight. My greatest fear is that she saw me too. My greatest fear...your mom.

Your mom is awake at the midnight hour. Not 12:00...the real one. When the dark grows teeth and the streetlights cower. The night of prey in the owl's talon. The night of witches. I saw her doing devilwork in the firelight. My greatest fear is that she saw me too. My greatest fear...your mom.

Doing a Fantastic Voyage except we shrink down so we can hang out in your grandma's christmas village

There should be a mysterious NBA team called merely “Techno” that sometimes shows up in the arena when another team is supposed to be there. Black uniforms. Predator braids. They always lose by like 80 points.

Doing a Fantastic Voyage except we shrink down so we can hang out in your grandma's christmas village

[Punching myself in the face] Hey universe, stop hitting yourself

The moon is just a sticker some prankster stuck up there

Is science fiction dead or dying? Some wise words from Ursula K Le Guin to the TLS a decade ago:

banger, this is doing insane numbers on Tumblr btw

"I'm aurora farming." "Don't you mean aura farming?" [Eyes shimmering with ribbons of the electromagnetic spectrum] "No."

The ice chest is not genetically related to the treasure chest, though its bite is just as venomous

The ice chest is not genetically related to the treasure chest, though its bite is just as venomous

Eyes are the window to the soul. Sunglasses are the screen that keeps the bugs out

Maps used to be so much better in the old days, because they would show you where the monsters are. Now, we have to stumble upon them ourselves.

Your heart is a dying star. Go supernova on the way out.

Had a dream a giant slab of a red colored pencil had been sent to the earth from the god of art. I dont know what the heck we were supposed to do with it. But all artists everywhere, including me, were very excited.

Hate to be "that guy" but your heart is showing and everyone can see your radiant love

I heard that roomba vacuums are safe to use because they are wired in such a way that the programming can’t be corrupted by the Devil. Does anyone know if this is true???

Missed connection: I was a knife in a steady hand. You were also a knife. Maybe we could have kept each other safe. Maybe we still can.

lucid dreaming presents an opportunity to sit quietly even while asleep

Babe are you the horizon? Because no matter how hard I try to get close to you you're still so distant

Trying to explain to the kids that this is Bad World, and people who say we used to have Better World are our enemies, and they can only trust the people who say that if we work together really hard then Better World may be yet to come

Missed connection: I was a knife in a steady hand. You were also a knife. Maybe we could have kept each other safe. Maybe we still can.

In the pasture, where there should be cattle, we sometimes see cattle-shaped glitches. Clipping through the tall grass, wide and faceless, spinning like an object in a dream