the negative of you

NYC’s mayor should figure out why 1 in 100,000,000 subway trains vanish for a month and then arrive at the next station with all the passengers turned to bare skeletons. It’s not the city’s biggest problem but it should be looked into eventually

If dragons did not exist, it would be necessary to imagine them.

Last night was cool. You could hear the Moon breathing.

LET THE SPARK IGNITE YOU, YOU WERE MEANT TO BURN BRIGHT

What did you think would happen when you pulled the sword from your heart? Were you not prepared to bleed?

Your daily horoscope. Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.

DEMO out now on Steam for PC and Mac

Possibly the most Tyver Foucault game anyone has ever made. "YOU ARE A DEMON MADE OF GLASS & PAIN" I cannot wait to play this.

Saw the face of Christ in the map of the city. The tangled roads his crown of thorns.

I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery" thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire

Promise Mascot Agency (2025)

part of a song I heard in a dream

what I'm proposing is a three party system: the first party is around age 10, when you choose your gender and your name the second party is when you first see the ocean. like, really See the ocean. you'll know, when it happens the third party is when you have been almost, but not quite, forgotten

the cost of a videogame should be determined by an unpleasant crone who lives in the corner of every game store

stopped by the old house when I was in town. looks the same, but dad clearly hasn’t been keeping up with the mowing. went to see the dead woman in the well behind the house; she was pretty mad, but ever since I realized she can’t get out she hasn’t been as scary. knew about my kids somehow though

Your daily horoscope: Today you will feel like a clam - hiding in your shell, living in darkness, and filtering the outside world for what you need.

"I'm wanted in 17 states!" She grinned and sipped her tea. "But none in your universe. Yet."

Buyer's dozen: 12.99 + tax Boxer's dozen: 11 (one on one) Butcher's dozen: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 (12 with the prime cut)

Adam had a canine companion but did not feed him the fruit, which is why all dogs go to heaven.

[At the alien bar] Well MY ship is powered by dinosaur corpse

surgery where they give you vintage instruments from research satellites instead of a sense of smell

the thing you need to understand about squirrels is that they are small mammals, with big hearts. they love you. like god loves you. their hearts are vast complex networks of hallways and doorways. they were not built for you. the resemblance to human structures is coincidental. they like nuts, also

canary in the gold mine is balling out of control

As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm sending out a very mild charm that will make you feel extra cozy for a while.

She’s a 10 but I think she might be immortal, I think she’s been in these woods a long time. She knows what the destroyed stone dwellings were when they stood. She knows the exact place rare plants grow, knows each root and stone like she placed them herself.

We know more about the sky than the ocean, but we do not know which one has more monsters

our dog is part corgi part German Sheppard and whenever people hear this fact they say "oh imagine those two dogs making him" and like, yeah imagine true love in a doomed world, I don't know what we're all so afraid of.

Can you.

orbital drops are high camp. an extreme commitment to the aesthetic of a grand entrance that’s tactically disastrous. vulnerability styled as dominance

well, you know what they say: your mind is a spotless porcelain bowl in the witch's hands

forbidden stars

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.

Barbie Nightmarehouse

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Don't worry about floaters, it is just a spectral bride that has been hypnotizing you for years to do her bidding.

Electric rainbows were a fire hazard and were discontinued in the 50s but you can still find them sometimes in vintage storms

Electric rainbows were a fire hazard and were discontinued in the 50s but you can still find them sometimes in vintage storms

If you mix every slushie in an X-tra Large cup that's called a "primordial ooze" and the Circle K manager will bless it with the spark of life

Deltarune Chapter 3 (2025)

I'd like to request a late checkout

everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful

confronting my neighbor over the strange shells that have been appearing in his midden heap

i've died by the sword a thousand times, each instance captured in the gleam and reflection of steel. the blood which drips and pools beneath the swinging point is a collection of all the iterations of me that came before, funneled as i am into this corridor of destruction. so yeah i'd recommend it

Good comic

Guardian Angel

The Golden Age Michelin Man and the current Michelin Man are actually two different characters. They exist in the same continuity now due to Crisis on Infinite Roads

your blood is you-shaped

doomed kingdom // cosmic retribution #art