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“How’s the water today?” I ask. She stares out to the horizon. “Feels like violence,” she says. I nod. Even on the pier, I feel the anger seething inside me. The black sludge depths calling me. “Guess I’ll go for a dip,” I say. She nods, still squinting into the distance.

Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon

My controversial football take is that you should peel the ball like a banana

Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon

Never let antioxidants touch oxidants. The resulting explosion would kill us all

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Finally unlocked double jump. Can't wait to see what's on my roof

To be recorded is the death of your life as a First Person experience. The camera makes it Third Person forever. That's why the act of recording film is called "shooting"

A camera is a steering wheel for narrative.

We are crabs crawling on the bottom looking up at the bird fish, the clouds are wave crests crashing, the rocks are still rocks

The largest ocean is the atmosphere. We are the fish beneath its surface. Every jetstream is a current. Every plane crash, a shipwreck.

Finally unlocked double jump. Can't wait to see what's on my roof

I'm Earth-pilled. Straight up planet-maxing. On that habitable world grindset. Molded directly from the clay

Be the wrench you want to see in the works.

This one is as big as a house. There is an even bigger one just 10 minutes down the road. Multiple stories tall. No socks. I have never seen anyone talk about it. Found it by accident

Role play: I'll be the driver on the highway at night. You'll be the radio tower at the edge of the mountain. There's nothing but our lights under the starless sky. Yours and mine. I drive past you. We never meet

You're supposed to get your spark plugs changed at age 30. You have been going in for your routine maintenance...right?

an extremely chill klaxon blares in pleasant city

Quench the red hot blade of your mind in the cool water filled barrel of my heart bro

There is a bookstore in a mall. I go there all the time. They have old magazines and books dating back over a hundred years. Everything they have is very weird. This place only exists in my dreams. I am always excited to go there.

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cern, but for library science

The flowers have not given up, so I won't either.

they would not have to work so hard to destroy better worlds if better worlds were not possible they will tell you there is nothing out there but worlds where their guns are the only real source of power they are lying why would you possibly believe them

working on some new ideas for moon phases

I'd love to listen to the lullaby of stardusts while watching the night sky.

People who live in glass houses can see the moon while they fall asleep.

Oooo ahhh. It’s a porcelain snail. I wonder if she’s carrying tea in her shell.

purpose is a curse curses aren't real you are free

Power scaling in literature has gotten crazy. These days your average YA protagonist could tilt an entire fleet of windmills

difficulty has been upscaled since you are already familiar with the mechanics of History

History ended in the 2000s. now this is History NG+

What if there was no iceberg and the Titanic just did that

When you encounter the T-rex in Jurassic Park:

Power scaling in literature has gotten crazy. These days your average YA protagonist could tilt an entire fleet of windmills

The pulsating cube appears again. “ENTER THE CUBE” it bellows. “God damn it.” I reply as I collect the documents that got blown around my office. “I don’t have time for cube stuff right now.”

feels of a piece

They’re putting a QR code on the moon and when you scan it it takes you to the moons website

Distant · 2020

Went to draw a sexy lady. This happened. I am not upset.

the fire

i had a dream that i posted this and they had to add a dislike button to the website

Your anger will walk the earth when there's no more room in your heart.

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