today monkey brain says BE ANXIOUS. there are tigers ready to pounce, apparently

gotta catch ‘em all

hey guys I read the Left Behind series in college so I’m an expert in rapture science, ama

TV on the Radio was rad tonight. absolutely great show in DC

democracy lol

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

new orange iPhone is tempting on color alone

good to be home

I was just denied entry to my hostel in London because I am four years beyond their age range I don’t know if this is really funny or just depressing

have I mentioned that I love trains?

trains are cool

IAD > LHR

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I’m going to London this week, and I’m genuinely concerned about returning through the border

an update…

reddit just suggested I join r/traintheband, and I’m now certain I’ve made every wrong decision

Think about this for a second. It’s grotesque and dangerous. White House Announces Comprehensive Review of Smithsonian Exhibitions www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/a...

greatest city in the world

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

what is real anyway? did I ever have touch with real in the first place?

as much as I love Doechii and wanted to see her in DC: I could not bring myself to click “buy” on Ticketmaster this morning. $101 for general admission at the Anthem is just wild. I will regret this decision in October.

it’s just always going to be like this, isn’t it?

one year ago I lost Riley and I’m still devastated she literally saved my life. I’m so thankful for the time I had with her

sunday scaries post vacation are the worst

I’ve said it before: it’s pretty cool when your kids love the same stuff you do. Front and center tonight for Petey & Rainbow Kitten Surprise

this tweet is forever orbiting my head

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

not a beach person, but…

welp, I can feel the swing from hypomania to depression - cool fucking brain I’ve got here

having a garden is great

Goddamn, that is truly spectacular

great night seeing Dan Deacon at WTMD’s First Thursdays Concert Series

is it agi when you can't get your chatbot to stop calling itself mechahitler?

capitalism is a disease, America is a hellscape, and this is all so incredibly fucking stupid

Please ignore me and also praise me but don’t let me know you’re praising me but also tell me how great I am and most importantly don’t talk to me or perceive me but don’t ignore me!

I watched clouds today for the first time in… I don’t know how long. underrated.

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Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.

I’m always delighted to find a new bison around Baltimore