another stupid day doing a pointless thing to stay alive. cool.

very cool, but my bipolar jets are pushing 45 so…

Terrorist were coming to the U.S. We killed ‘em. OK, boat wasn’t coming here. There was no 2nd strike. OK, there was. But we didn’t know. Didn’t see or order it. That guy did. Fog of war. Self-defense. Just wanted to sink the boat. JK. We meant to kill ‘em. And we’d do it again.

i am constantly filled with negativity and its fucking exhausting

now the simulation is just fucking with us all for fun

1. fuck ICE and this administration forever 2. this guys rules 3. I’m determined to join his scooter gang in Baltimore

Joshua Redman Quartet in Annapolis tonight, humans are so incredibly talented.

managed to finish the chapstick without losing for the first time ever, please clap.

TikTok is doomed, it’s gasping breathes though…

in my heart I believe that all these assholes in the Epstein files are going to walk away free and just get richer

barely visible northern lights in Baltimore tonight. cool.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

garden is still gardening

I hate that I’m like this, and I’m like this most of the time.

Bahamas plays WTMD’s Public Radio Day

Jeff Tweedy last night in DC: homeboy is very skilled

Perhaps this blighted nation will collapse a bit more today

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

reality's editor (sliding the manuscript away): ...don't you think this is a little on the nose? reality: no this actually happened reality's editor: during a shutdown, the day after the weekend where he was protested for being a king? come on, you can suspend disbelief not abandon it entirely

I feel like five different people wrestling for control of my existence

when the Reddit algorithm hits a bit too close to home

suburbs says fuck trump

Get it now?

sigh. why cant we be more French?

fight, flight, freeze, fawn. lather, rinse, repeat.

today monkey brain says BE ANXIOUS. there are tigers ready to pounce, apparently

gotta catch ‘em all

hey guys I read the Left Behind series in college so I’m an expert in rapture science, ama

TV on the Radio was rad tonight. absolutely great show in DC

democracy lol

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

new orange iPhone is tempting on color alone

good to be home

I was just denied entry to my hostel in London because I am four years beyond their age range I don’t know if this is really funny or just depressing

have I mentioned that I love trains?

trains are cool

IAD > LHR

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature