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It’s weird that I buy a giant variety pack of Band-Aids, and I when I need one, they are nowhere to be found. Is someone stealing them? Are we getting way more cuts than I know about? It’s a mystery.

We’re past the “tipping point” because of him. Such a Disgrace www.threads.com/@joyannreid/...

Looks like I’m havin’ a little chat with Stephen tonight.

This individual is currently presenting at ACIP. He is neither a scientist nor a doctor. I am not sure how he is at all qualified to be speaking at today's meeting or to be working at CDC. He is cosplaying as a scientist and you shouldn't believe anything he says www.ms.now/news/rfk-jr-...

American capitalists really hate capitalism

He's been cleared by his own recognizance. SignalGate A-Ok and OpSec clean, dudes. (Even the Vice President approved. ✅)

Donald Trump is a racist and supporting him makes you a racist.

Starting the Christmas watch list right.

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GOP Angertainment Fear porn logic: One random non-white non-catholic guy shoots two people: "TERRORIST!" One random white christian shoots up a school or nightclub: "We need more funding for mental health issues in this country." (side note: they will vote against funding mental health support)

📚 🦸🏻‍♀️RUTHERFORD COUNTY — “Go and thank your librarian. Absolute heroes.” Library director Luanne James gets thunderous applause for bravely blowing the whistle on library board director Cody York, the latest front in the right-wing war on books in Tennessee. Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...

Made a meme. There you go:

What’s up with the, “why isn’t the MSM covering this?!” when you can literally go to every major news outlet and see an article on their home page about it? Maybe the problem isn’t the MSM, it’s that no one’s actually bothered to read it.

🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in Nov. That's the 4th negative number in past 6 months. The estimate was for +40,000, so the street was off ... this may be coming from being hammered by the tariffs"

The president is falling asleep durring a White House cabinet meeting with each member praising him for his resilience. What are we doing America? This is so embarrassing.

Release the Epstein Files!

#20SongsByYear 1988 - Unranked. 18. Information Society - What’s On Your Mind youtu.be/ijAYN9zVnwg?...

I feel like American culture doesn't value cookies enough.

Oh yeah.

Seeing through Hegseth’s blame-shifting as he drives the bus over admiral Bradley

Voting for trump is a litmus test. It indicates an incurable, systemic malfunction in the voter in question. It shows a lack of critical thinking. It shows a predilection towards authoritarianism, racism, misogyny, and idol worship. It is impossible to extricate the vote from the voter.

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

Good job, Trump. You chased away tourists.

Dear theists… You’re very welcome ☺️

#RandomTelevisionGIF Star Trek

It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration. But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants. The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.

Wanna avoid responsibilities while appearing responsible? Wanna escape your mess of a life while looking like you have it all together? Wanna stave off people without coming across as rude? Try reading a book in public! 📖 #WritingCommunity #BookSky

Reporter: You said that that second strike was in full accordance with the law of armed conflict but the Navy's own manual of law of war says that specifically firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime that's forbidden under U.S. Law and the law of armed conflict…

How did I make it this season without tasting cranberry sauce?

My daughter signed up for an entrepreneur program at school with 4 of her friends. As far as I can tell, she’s doing everything, and by that I mean, we’re doing everything.

I'm trying to sell something on Facebook Marketplace and evidently it's just resellers who are interested in low-balling. I accidently looked at my feed and, as expected, it's a shit show. What should I use to sell a LEGO set? eBay?

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Sadly relevant today.

Reminds me of the time I did drugs with Laurence Fishburn and woke up in a vat of goo. youtu.be/zjSpelh7umc?...

Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this

Can someone please explain to me how the hell Melania Trump qualified for an EINSTEIN visa? 🤔 Explain it to me like I'm a model from Slovenia who can barely speak English, despite living in America for almost 40 years. -US DEMS

These space suits from Star Trek ToS effin rule!

Guess how I became the last person in my house to find out that our oven mitts have a hole in them?

My daughter when I made her go to bed with half an hour left of #StrangerThings s5e4.

Dating in 2025 is just two people interviewing each other to see who ruined them.

If you are using the "NVidia App", I suggest promptly going in to the settings, looking under "Notifications" and turning off "Available Rewards". If you do not do this, it apparently now uses the Windows notification system to show you fucking ads (for random video games)