Donald Trump is a white power clown and working for his administration makes you a white power clown thanks for coming to my TEDTalk sports.yahoo.com/articles/usa...

GET ON THE BUS! Two amazing away days this season. Thanks to all of the generous local sponsors. #UTFG givebutter.com/lusitano

Matchday in Burlington. The USLW Northeast Division’s two remaining unbeaten sides clash tonight as Vermont Green host Hartford Athletic at Virtue Field. All out for the Women in Green.

Seeing more Reds than Joseph McCarthy on a 3-day bender

Wish the on-field country flags were bigger. Pretty small imho

GOAL VERMONT! Every Diego Rosas Has Its Score

Tonight's match in Waterbury, CT against AC Connecticut will be streamed live with commentary at 7pm. 📺

Matchday in the Nutmeg State. Vermont Green take the road to Waterbury, CT today to face AC Connecticut, and look to maintain their perfect record in the still-early USL2 season. COYBIG.

Clown Town FC

Kings in the North vermontgreenfc.com/vermont-gree...

MAGA racism and FIFA cowardice. Just the worst people

Rainbow on pride night, 2-1 come from behind win for the VGFC women, nothing but love up here in Vermont.

screenshot depiction of another night with @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social

Mike, Sam, and Tyson discuss the Steinbrecher Cup Semi-Final vs Hickory FC, the USL2 match vs Boston Bolts and the upcoming match vs West Chester United SC. They also have a chat about toxic fan culture in the US #COYBIG #UTFG open.spotify.com/episode/37oG...

The Steinbrecher Cup Final. Vermont Green FC will host National Amateur Cup Champions West Chester United SC tonight for the chance to be crowned Champion of Champions. We’re expecting a capacity crowd tonight at Virtue Field, & what a night for it. Everyone has a part to play.

Absurdly good starts to our seasons.

Everyone loves AI, the thing that works and is good.

Women up 2-0 on the road, men 4-0 at home. Vermont Green having a good evening so far.

When it's time to Kpardeh we will always Kpardeh hard.

HATS OFF FOR THE BOYS IN GREEN

Everyone stay hydrated. We’re pulling a double shift tonight!

(explaining how the refs and USL2 and the Illuminati made my team lose on pks to Vermont Green)

Hey fun fact: a few months ago we dominated a game and lost on pks to a USL1 team and we all got over it. It can be done!

stay saucy

I'm gonna make me a big sharp ax / Shining steel tempered in the fire / And I'll chop you down like an old dead tree.... open.spotify.com/track/0qH487...

Hickory FC playing fucking hockey out there

We keep the Maple Cup in the Green Mountains! 🍁 Thank you to our incredible fans who stayed with us through delay and pouring rain, and thank you to Lakeshore SC for being great opponents and wonderful guests. Safe travels home! 🤝 Allez Les Verts! 💚

When my Uncle Sal’s doctor tells him no more lunch meats.

BREAKING: USL has opened an investigation into Vermont Green's use of "unnaturally bright new shoes." The alleged incident took place Saturday May 23rd during the women's 2-1 win over the Hudson Valley Hammers.

A tough battle in Nashua ends with Vermont’s Finest scooping up all three points. 🍨

What if Godinho was one of us?

Clementine is back!

Burlington VT people: please keep an eye out for Clementine. #VT #Vermont #BTV

Another away match so you know what that means: time to play everyone's favorite gameshow!

Good draw on the road and the undefeated streak continues. Excellent start to the season for the girls in green. #UTFG

66’ - HEY GEORGIE! 1-0 GREEN

Current standings. Undefeated start for NEFC (including a 4-2 win at Western Mass)

Well that was quite a home opener...

Massive respect for earning a difficult point on the road. Excellent start to the season. Up next: FIRST HOME MATCH #UTFG

This is a good stream. We approve of and appreciate this stream. sportsengineplay.com/USL/Hartford...

Two wins on the road to start the '26 season. Well done, lads.

Stream not working. Sorry didn't want it to come to this but: More like, "Boston Dolts"

A historic doubleheader for VGFC: our first women's team game taking place in Hartford and our men's team traveling down to Boston. The Green are everywhere. Good luck and safe travels to all. #UTFG

(clears throat) More like “Assenal Footbutt Club”

Three year Green legend Zach Zengue already putting up big big numbers in his first year in MLS Next.

Big three points on the road to open the season. Well done and safe travels home, lads. #UFTG

Hey, Arnold!

Continuing the Homeric tradition of in-person storytelling and just describing what I imagine the epic Vermont Green soccer match to be.