How to kill a nerd:

Here they are: our two top Iran negotiators. No diplomatic experience. In way over their head. Both with massive financial conflicts of interest, their fortunes tied to the Middle East dictators that make them rich. What a disaster.

I saw this yesterday. I love when words have multiple meanings.

Titanic, but with otters.

Derrapes de gatos.🙀🙀🙀🙀🏎️🏎️🏎️😹😹😹 Cat skidding.

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

He's the worst thing that ever happened to America. I despise him BECAUSE I love my country. 🇺🇸

Q: Maybe Americans should think twice before voting for a demented octogenarian sociopath. A: Maybe Americans should THINK before they cast a vote in a presidential election. It’d be great if the candidate had more positives than just, “He hates the same people that I do.”

David Ambarzumjan is a Berlin-based #painter known for his series Brushstrokes in Time, where a single bold brushstroke transforms one scene into another. His work combines #realism and #surrealism to place two different #worlds, times, or realities within the same composition. Artist: @david_art

#Sculpture, Ancient Greek Statues, from early Classical period to Hellenistic period (c. 480-30 BC) #art Artifacts exhibited in The National Archaeological Museum, #Athens

To repeat: if you are attending the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Happy CaturDogPlusDay…

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Brutal.

Cuando un gato va de caza no lo molestes. 😼😼😼😼😼 When a cat goes hunting, don't bother it.

The moment a rescued chimpanzee thanked Dr. Jane Goodall in a way no one expected

She loves her cartoons

This is great.

This is Fred. He's got Kennel Cough, so he's feeling a little down. Get well soon Fred!

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Hopeless in Seattle…

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

Happy dog.. 😅

. This explains how Israelis view Palestine and Palestinians:

I got dance moves…

Everywhere you look, Trump, his family members, his donors, his political supporters & his cronies are looting the US treasury, getting paid by foreign entities for policy favors, & getting no bid contracts. Criminal cases are dropped and convictions pardoned. The US govt is an ongoing crime scene.

Do we really have a constitutional republic, with elected representatives making decisions on tax and spend issues, when an imperial president can just take our money and buy an airline? We don’t have a govt functioning with the consent of the governed - we have one man run amok.

I feel this is probably quite important information. You wouldn't want to get it wrong.

This is Bella. She is taking an online biscuit-making class. Her technique is unconventional, but the results are flawless. 14/10 (TT: motherofsausages)

I want what he’s having.

When you come home from work after a shitty day, and you're greeted like this . 😍

LATEST: Massive cunt admits to being massive cunt.

One of the best comebacks you will ever see. It wasn't easy teaching him to walk again but little Stormzy has done us so proud!

The young people in our @obamafoundation.bsky.social Leaders program give me hope. One of those leaders, Luisa Neubauer, is working to fight climate change and recently traveled to Antarctica. This Earth Day, I hope you'll check out her incredible story.

Isn’t that the truth.

Cartoon by John Deering

Good morning, Bluesky! Happy #EarthDay 2026!🌎 Mt Rainier, Mt Rainier Natl Park, Washington

Happy Earth Day 4/22/2026! 🌍🌎🌎 "Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves." ~ Chief Seattle #Quote #EarthDay #Nature Please let US ALL be the best stewards of our precious Earth 👫👬🙏🏻 PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT

We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats. (We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)

And also to celebrate Earth Day, here's this gorgeous video of McKenzie River in Oregon. I need to visit there. That state is so beautiful.

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

Let’s talk about God & Trump, shall we?