THEY SHOW TRUMP THE SPORTSCENTER VERSION OF THE IRAN WAR EVERY MORNING: Two minutes of "stuff blowing up." Trump has started World War 3, he's losing it, he has no way out - and all he understands of it is 'highlights' 🤦🏼‍♂️ Get the new Countdown Podcast: tinyurl.com/4nhaazwv

It's official: "Uniqlo Field at Dodger Stadium" - with signage in center field The Dodgers have sold the only remaining part of their dignity www.instagram.com/p/DWVAJEQDKd...

Is it bad that we've only gotten to the hype man and the player intros on Opening Day and I'm now rooting for a lockout?

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Trump has started World War 3 In the new Countdown podcast that drops at midnight - how could he not realize it? Because every morning they reportedly show him a two minute video of "stuff blowing up" in Iran. His own private Trump's World War 3 version of SportsCenter. That's all he sees of it

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Baseball teams that win on Opening Day go on to win 52 percent of their games that season on average. Teams that lose on Opening Day go on to win 49 percent of their games. www.pbump.net/o/opening-day/

Breaking: Iran has awarded Trump the Nobel Pizza Prize

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There's an excellent chance Trump was pranked by a Howard Stern listener posing as Ayatollah Bababooey this morning

Breaking: founding editor of The American Conservative magazine urges Vance to support 25th Amendment and begin process of removing Trump from presidency: www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-urg...

A reminder: the president of the United States is a relentless unrestrained and uncaring liar

TRUMP IS GIVING IRAN $14b WHICH IT CAN USE TO TRY TO KILL AMERICANS. What's that called? When you provide aid to an enemy you're at war with? IRAN threatens back; will attack desalination AND TRUMP DIDN'T KNOW what happened AT Pearl Harbor GET THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/yz6muu4m

TRUMP IS GIVING IRAN $14b WHICH IT CAN USE TO TRY TO KILL AMERICANS. What's that called? When you provide aid to an enemy you're at war with? IRAN warning: attack our energy? Gulf will go dark TRUMP DIDN'T KNOW what happened AT Pearl Harbor GET THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE tinyurl.com/yz6muu4m

Trump is paying Iran to try to kill Americans. $14 billion in oil. What’s that called? If you’re ‘adhering to our enemies, giving them aid’? The new Countdown podcast drops at midnight And Trump's joke to the PM of Japan about Pearl Harbor? Turns out he didn’t know what HAPPENED AT Pearl Harbor

Trump has found a new route to "victory" over Iran: Hallucination. His mind is going rapidly; his self-restraint has vanished. For the sake of the country this needs to be alleviated via the 25th Amendment (as it has since 1/20/17)

What's telling here, of course, is that Trump has always insisted Mueller CLEARED him Trump's psychotic reaction here suggests: even TRUMP knows Mueller DID NOT clear him

Predictable really. Trump is the worst person in the history of the United States of America. Period.

Yesterday's brilliant Trump plan: 1. Bomb Iran 2. Give Iran $14 Billion for oil Today's brilliant plan: 1. Threaten another ICE terrorist attack 2. Tell everybody where it will be

Trump means ICE

That Bill Maher would whore himself out to Trump to get the tattered remains of the Twain Prize is not a surprise - he's a WHORE That any self-respecting person would go on his show after Maher sold out to Trump, is the surprise Don't. www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

Stelter will believe anything any authority figure tells him, including transparent CYA from the stumblebum Bari Weiss who just got $150m for her POS website from the same villains who just closed CBS Radio

There are a lot of reasons the Ellisons and Bari Weiss are going to hell but this is near the top of the list: they are shuttering CBS Radio - after a century The reputation of Radio was all CBS had left. The billionaires just killed it radioinsight.com/headlines/34...

Bari Weiss wants to put living breathing Dunning-Kruger Experiment and fop Stephen A. Smith on the CBS morning show, per Lachlan Cartwright's Breaker OH PLEASE DO THIS! OH PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

Some of his administration and all his allies are telling Trump he's on his own in Iran... J'Accuse Jack Hughes: greedy golden goal getter And Dodging: Dodgers sell stadium naming rights; lie and say they didn't GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/2jb6r3ev

Look at the good news. He did NOT say this about Pearl Harbor to the German Chancellor 🤦🏼‍♂️

HER TESTIMONY WAS GABBARD TELLING TRUMP TO GO F HIMSELF: Passive-aggressive and cowardly, yet it got the point across. Her testimony means Trump lied about Iran and nukes, and lied about the seizing of the 2020 Georgia ballots GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/2jb6r3ev

No that's Arkansas

HER TESTIMONY WAS GABBARD TELLING TRUMP TO GO F HIMSELF: Passive-aggressive and cowardly, yet it got the point across. Her testimony means Trump lied about Iran and nukes, and about seizing the 2020 Georgia ballots GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/2jb6r3ev

HER TESTIMONY WAS GABBARD TELLING TRUMP TO GO F HIMSELF: Passive-aggressive and cowardly, yet it got the point across. Her testimony means Trump lied about Iran and nukes, and about seizing the 2020 Georgia ballots GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/2jb6r3ev

The new Countdown podcast drops at Midnight and we are all looking at it backwards: That was Tulsi Gabbard’s mini-coup against Trump. She passively-aggressively testified HE LIED about Iran. And THEN she branded Trump a LIAR AGAIN about the seized ballots in Georgia Noble? No. Effective? Yes.

Pro tip: if you're on trial never call Tulsi Gabbard as your defense witness

Remember per Brian Kilmeade and Donald Trump the DHS nominee's name is JohnWayne Mullin (Middle name, presumably, Gacy)

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Listening to Zelensky address the UK parliament, how I wish WE had a president who spoke English that clearly and sincerely!

10 days ago: Starmer is trying to horn in on a war I already won 5 days ago: Save Me Starmer! Today: Starmer is a poopy pants Tomorrow: I love UK Prime Minister Clement Attlee 🤦🏼‍♂️

One of the most serious cases of I-Am-The-World-Disease: it hasn't happened to me therefore it hasn't happened. Also she's a moron

Anybody else would have been involuntarily committed by 4PM today #DigWeMust

"Dig we must" was the slogan of Con Ed in NYC in the 50s-60s. Uhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh🤪

SCOOP: DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin sponsored a Bible study that taught that the Jews killed Jesus. It’s the age-old, renounced smear that fuels antisemitism.

I know this is trivial but this is the most sane thing Trump has said in the 42-1/2 years I know him This man has LATHERED his buildings, this city, DC, FLA, in gold paint that looks like Rustoleum This admission that gold paint doesn't look real is startling. He IS gold paint

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ESPECIALLY AFTER HIS VIOLENT THREATS LAST NIGHT, TRUMP IS UNQUALIFIED TO REMAIN AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF and must resign at least that role NOW He is personally losing the Iran War; he has lost all control of himself; it will get worse THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST IS NOW LIVE: tinyurl.com/bdz7hz7c

TRUMP IS PERSONALLY LOSING HIS WAR IN IRAN. He is unqualified to be Commander-in-Chief and must resign at least that role NOW His obstinance and delusions are getting American soldiers KILLED; It will get worse THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST IS NOW LIVE: tinyurl.com/bdz7hz7c

John Smoltz just said a pitch clock violation at the WBC - a mistake of bad execution - is "absolutely UNexcusable" 🤦🏼‍♂️

What a stupid lie by the Dodgers.

Breaking: Dodgers sell naming rights to Dodger Stadium (Unisomething Field at Dodger Stadium) and have the sheer audacity to lie and claim they DIDN'T sell naming rights www.nytimes.com/athletic/712...

The new Countdown Podcast drops at midnight and the message is blunt: Trump is not qualified to continue as commander in chief. He needs to resign at least that role Trump is personally LOSING THE WAR IN IRAN. Trump is personally TURNING IRAN into INSTANT PROCESSED VIETNAM

The new Countdown Podcast drops at midnight and the message is blunt: Trump is not qualified to continue as commander in chief. He needs to resign at least that role Trump is personally LOSING THE WAR IN IRAN. Trump is personally TURNING IRAN into INSTANT PROCESSED VIETNAM New pod at midnight EDT

Have you noticed that like the buffoonish fop Scott Bessent, foppish buffoon Chris Wright ALSO looks like he's just trying to keep his head from falling off? That they're merely balanced there on their necks?