It's common knowledge in sports media that MLB Network seems to take pride in making promos that are laugh out loud bad, but this one in which they compare the "drafting" of the declaration of liberty to the upcoming MLB draft is also an insult to anybody who finished 4th Grade

TORO IS MISSING IN QUEENS: last seen at 63rd and 37th Avenue in Woodside. He's 11 pounds. If you've seen or found him please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT TORO!

Just wanted to pop in and congratulate Dementia J. Trump on becoming the first American president to lose a war

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THEO IS MISSING IN JERSEY CITY: last seen at Halladay Street and Maple Street, he's chipped: 985141007667522 and 55 pounds. If you've found or seen him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT THEO!

A great and vital person, a great and vital link to America's most versatile humorist, and a great friend #RIP

PROSPECTOR IS MISSING IN NORTH BROOKLYN: last seen near Macri Triangle, he's chipped: 941000028700762 and 40 pounds. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT PROSPECTOR!

CESAR IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at seen: Wyona St and Pennsylvania Avenue. He's 85 pounds and chipped: 985113010373815. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT CESAR!

Anthem fail at Game 5 #StreamingGleamingCreaming #StanleyCupFinal

Dear World Football: regarding the racist decision to ban the referee, please accept our apologies. Andrew Giuliani is not only a Nepo-Baby, he is an Idiot Nepo-Baby. We're working on the problem

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It is amazing to watch Hegseth shit his pants at Normandy, while he knows deep down that what the Allies saved Europe from then, was racist trash like him

JD Vance is a cynical, exploitative white supremacist who cannot continue as Vice President of the United States He proclaims himself some kind of "elite" when he in fact is white trash scum

Simple fix: ban Elon Musk from the UK and nationalize his businesses Then do the same here in the US

btw you can't have a partial scoreless inning it is, or it isn't no "and 1/3" or ".2" the run counts against the entire inning's effort like a little bit pregnant

If Tony Dokoupil had any self-respect, or intrinsic moral force as a human being, he would walk out in the middle of tomorrow's CBS Evening News. But relax. He doesn't.

What's this shit with The Cup, pre-Game One?

Per @oliverdarcy.bsky.social "Status" newsletter Scott Pelley vivisected new @60minutes.bsky.social 'boss' Nick Bilton at a meeting at CBS this AM (The rotting carcass of Bilton's career, and those of this idiot Charles Forelle and The Human Punchline Bari Weiss will be at Frank J Campbell's)

Bat of Damocles courtesy Jakob Marsee of the Marlins at Citifield

MAYA IS MISSING IN QUEENS: last seen at Hoyt and 23rd Street in Astoria wearing a white band around her neck. If you've seen or found her please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT MAYA!

ANUBIS IS MISSING DOWNTOWN: last seen at Attorney and Stanton Streets. If you've seen or found him please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT ANUBIS!

Is there any point in the foreseeable future when our compliant, unskilled, stenographic news media recognizes that it has now unquestioningly repeated, for months, Trump's lie about his imbecilic war with Iran ending soon? He's been implying 'days' for literally three months🤦🏼‍♂️

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OAKLEY IS MISSING UPTOWN: Last seen at W. 135th St and St Nicholas Ave. He's 30 pounds and chipped: 985113013577367. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT OAKLEY!

@willbunch.bsky.social B Sheehan

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HOLLY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Jerome Street and Glenmore Ave, she's 10 pounds and chipped: 985113008735809. If you've seen or found her please sell 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT HOLLY!

(1/2) My fellow Americans: if you think our electoral process is screwed up, the UK will now in essence give the ~76,000 voters of Makerfield the right to choose whether or not to exchange one Labour Prime Minister for another.

Finally. Somebody has had the presence of mind to reduce the length of Tur's show to a moment

His "little one" is his brain

Yes, Moinister? (Attn BBC News)

STOP SAYING TRUMP PAINTED IT GOLD - THAT'S THE COLOR OF, UH, WEE WEE. And somebody realize: he's just rotating lies about his Iran War Plus: Ted Turner RIP, and it's the Final Countdown (just for awhile). A health explanation in the new supersized podcast: tinyurl.com/tjyzmh4z

STOP SAYING TRUMP PAINTED IT GOLD - THAT'S THE COLOR OF, UH, WEE WEE. And somebody realize he's just rotating lies about his Iran War Plus: Ted Turner RIP, and it's the Final Countdown (just for awhile). A health explanation in the new supersized podcast: tinyurl.com/tjyzmh4z

STOP SAYING TRUMP PAINTED IT GOLD - THAT'S THE COLOR OF, UH, WEE WEE. And somebody realize he's just rotating lies about his Iran War Plus: Ted Turner RIP, and it's the Final Countdown (just for awhile). A health explanation in the new supersized podcast: tinyurl.com/tjyzmh4z

Countdown Podcast drops at midnight with news about my health (good) and its future (good, after a break) Plus: when will the media stop buying into Trump's rotation of Iran lies? And Dems need to think big, be big: mandatory voting, automatic registration, unbalanced Senate, retire the SCOVA

Countdown Podcast drops at midnight with news about my health (good) and its future (good, after a break). Plus: when will the media stop buying into Trump's rotation of Iran lies? And Dems need to think big, be big: mandatory voting, automatic registration, unbalanced Senate, retire the SCOVA

If you've ever thought you might be losing your mind, remember that some executive at a cereal company had agreed that the best way to sell his product was commercials featuring cannibalism

MR. PRESIDENT IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Stratford and Watson Avenues. He's 12 pounds and chipped: 985113012763184. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MR. PRESIDENT!

Of all the people I have been privileged to meet in baseball, Bobby Cox was one of the absolute best. We used to visit every trip here - and talk everything but baseball, one New Yorker to another (Bobby, Yankees, 1968-69, 1977) #RIP

Of all the people I have been privileged to meet in baseball, Bobby Cox was one of the absolute best. We used to visit every trip here - and talk everything but baseball, one New Yorker to another (Bobby, Yankees, 1968-69, 1977) #RIP

MR. PRESIDENT IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Stratford and Watson Avenues. He's 12 pounds and chipped: 985113012763184. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MR. PRESIDENT!

Here's Brendan Burke dumping all over Montreal Canadiens' Hall of Famer and 75-year ambassador Elmer Lach on NHL coverage on TNT because he played 3 of his 14 seasons during World War II🤦🏼‍♂️

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CHAMP IS MISSING ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE: last seen near Columbus and 73rd. If you've seen or found him please go here: www.lostmykitty.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT CHAMP!

ROSIE IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN. Last seen near Grand St and Catherine St, she's 18 pounds and chipped: 985112006350322. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT ROSIE!

LEONARDO IS MISSING ON THE WEST SIDE: last seen at 45th and 10th. He's 20 pounds and chipped: 
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MAX IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN. Last seen at Himrod St and Central Ave, he's 86 pounds and chipped: 985113010617118. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MAX!

It's the morning after and @cnn.com has still not fired Scott Jennings for threatening, in another burst of paranoid rage, @adammockler.com This event needs to be reported to the New York DA - and if CNN has not fired Jennings by Monday it must be boycotted Do not watch CNN

Scott Jennings long ago proved himself too soft for actual debate TV (or real life) but this is ridiculous. THIS is the exact moment he accuses Adam Mockler of putting his hand in Jennings' face. I know @cnn.com execs are auditioning for Bari Weiss, but platforming Paranoia is prostitution by them.

Kind of hard to believe that the Oilers are going to burn the prime years of McDavid and Draisaitl because management couldn't find a #1 goalie with a 100-game shelf life for 12 consecutive seasons or more