STOP SAYING TRUMP PAINTED IT GOLD - THAT'S THE COLOR OF, UH, WEE WEE. And somebody realize he's just rotating lies about his Iran War Plus: Ted Turner RIP, and it's the Final Countdown (just for awhile). A health explanation in the new supersized podcast: tinyurl.com/tjyzmh4z

Countdown Podcast drops at midnight with news about my health (good) and its future (good, after a break) Plus: when will the media stop buying into Trump's rotation of Iran lies? And Dems need to think big, be big: mandatory voting, automatic registration, unbalanced Senate, retire the SCOVA

Countdown Podcast drops at midnight with news about my health (good) and its future (good, after a break). Plus: when will the media stop buying into Trump's rotation of Iran lies? And Dems need to think big, be big: mandatory voting, automatic registration, unbalanced Senate, retire the SCOVA

If you've ever thought you might be losing your mind, remember that some executive at a cereal company had agreed that the best way to sell his product was commercials featuring cannibalism

MR. PRESIDENT IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Stratford and Watson Avenues. He's 12 pounds and chipped: 985113012763184. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MR. PRESIDENT!

Of all the people I have been privileged to meet in baseball, Bobby Cox was one of the absolute best. We used to visit every trip here - and talk everything but baseball, one New Yorker to another (Bobby, Yankees, 1968-69, 1977) #RIP

Of all the people I have been privileged to meet in baseball, Bobby Cox was one of the absolute best. We used to visit every trip here - and talk everything but baseball, one New Yorker to another (Bobby, Yankees, 1968-69, 1977) #RIP

MR. PRESIDENT IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Stratford and Watson Avenues. He's 12 pounds and chipped: 985113012763184. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MR. PRESIDENT!

Here's Brendan Burke dumping all over Montreal Canadiens' Hall of Famer and 75-year ambassador Elmer Lach on NHL coverage on TNT because he played 3 of his 14 seasons during World War II🤦🏼‍♂️

CHAMP IS MISSING ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE: last seen near Columbus and 73rd. If you've seen or found him please go here: lostmykitty.com/details.cfm?pe… and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT CHAMP!

CHAMP IS MISSING ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE: last seen near Columbus and 73rd. If you've seen or found him please go here: www.lostmykitty.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT CHAMP!

ROSIE IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN. Last seen near Grand St and Catherine St, she's 18 pounds and chipped: 985112006350322. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT ROSIE!

LEONARDO IS MISSING ON THE WEST SIDE: last seen at 45th and 10th. He's 20 pounds and chipped: 
985170001538959. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT LEONARDO!

MAX IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN. Last seen at Himrod St and Central Ave, he's 86 pounds and chipped: 985113010617118. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MAX!

It's the morning after and @cnn.com has still not fired Scott Jennings for threatening, in another burst of paranoid rage, @adammockler.com This event needs to be reported to the New York DA - and if CNN has not fired Jennings by Monday it must be boycotted Do not watch CNN

Scott Jennings long ago proved himself too soft for actual debate TV (or real life) but this is ridiculous. THIS is the exact moment he accuses Adam Mockler of putting his hand in Jennings' face. I know @cnn.com execs are auditioning for Bari Weiss, but platforming Paranoia is prostitution by them.

Kind of hard to believe that the Oilers are going to burn the prime years of McDavid and Draisaitl because management couldn't find a #1 goalie with a 100-game shelf life for 12 consecutive seasons or more

Trump floated his 3rd Term plot in a post about something else: Nullify the 2020 Election, then insist it must be re-run in 2028 - with Trump and Biden🤦🏼‍♂️ I've analyzed it and the Comey, Ballroom, and WHCD non-assassination attempt stories in today's Countdown Podcast: tinyurl.com/ddktkmub

ON TODAY'S NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST: Trump's 3rd Term plot: Nullify the 2020 Election, then insist it must be re-run in 2028 - with Trump and Biden Crazy? Any crazier than indicting a guy over a seashell meme? Or a fake assassination story? Today's Podcast is live: tinyurl.com/ddktkmub

TRUMP'S 3RD TERM PLOT: Nullify the 2020 Election, then insist it must be re-run in 2028 with Trump and Biden Crazy? Any crazier than indicting a guy over a seashell meme? Or a fake assassination story? The new Thursday Countdown Podcast is now live: tinyurl.com/ddktkmub

Again Trump is confused. He means "Deep Six" "86" is Trump's IQ

I've figured out Trump's plan to steal a 3rd Term On the new Countdown Podcast dropping at midnight: one Trump post gives it away 1. "Declare" the 2020 Election void 2. Hold a "new" 2020 Election 3. It "must" be him vs Biden Crazy? Crazier than indicting a dude over SEASHELLS?

I've figured out Trump's plan to steal a 3rd Term On the new Countdown Podcast dropping at midnight: one Trump post gives it away 1. "Declare" the 2020 Election void 2. Hold a "new" 2020 Election 3. It "must" be him vs Biden Crazy? Crazier than indicting a guy over seashells?

BREAKING: Questioned before House about Trump's mental incapacity Hegseth blurts "Autopen"

I wonder if Trump will ever realize that Charles kicked his ass all day today

Is he leaving

I was gonna skip this Freudian blooper on @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social but she's now said it TWICE. Given that the King won't meet with Epstein survivors and Trump continues his Epstein cover-up No, it's not called "STATUTORY Hall." That would mean something else #StatuaryHall 🤦🏼‍♂️

And the Civil War, Linnie? And the assassinations? And Trump's January 6th Coup?

Dear @Flotus STFU This country has been divided with violent rhetoric by your evil, insane husband This is Donald Trump's America. If you find its tone of discourse unsatisfactory, fix it, take it up with the mindless creature you have enabled - or just leave Signed, America

ADAN IS MISSING IN QUEENS: Last seen at Denman Street and Elmhurst Avenue. He's 50 pounds and chipped: 985113007993424. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT ADAN!

Karoline Leavitt 7 PM Saturday night: "Shots will be fired tonight" Karoline Leavitt 1 PM Monday: "DeMoCRatS Is viOlentLY rhetoRICing!!!!"

That's the reporter who was explaining that Leavitt's husband was warning her Saturday to "be very safe" at the dinner when her line to Fox was cut off

The SNL duo can rid themselves of an embarrassing impulse buy — a 2,100 ton former Staten Island Ferry — by giving it to New York State to turn into a home for underwater creatures. www.thecity.nyc/2026/04/27/c...

At the risk of getting ahead of myself, I think congressional Republicans might force a short-notice vote on Trump’s palace ballroom, and that it’d be a terrible omen of the usual suspect Dems defected to provide them bipartisan cover. www.offmessage.net/p/do-not-aut...

God they are REALLY all whoring themselves for Dementia J. Trump's effing ballroom, aren't they? 🤦🏼‍♂️

I'm not saying it was STAGED... YOU'RE saying it was staged! You have DOUBTS? Just because Trump has lied to you every day about every thing for a decade? Just because his people are filth? Shame, cynic! GET THE NEW MONDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/dnhvna7n

I'm not saying it was STAGED...YOU'RE saying it was staged! On the new Countdown podcast: you have DOUBTS? Just because Trump has lied to you every day for a decade? Just because his people are filth? Shame, cynic! GET THE NEW MONDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/dnhvna7n

The new Countdown podcast drops at midnight: I'm not saying it was STAGED... YOU'RE saying it was staged! You have DOUBTS? Just because Trump has lied to you every day about every thing for a decade? Just because his people are filth? Shame, cynic!

I'm not saying it was STAGED... YOU'RE saying it was staged! On the new Countdown podcast dropping at midnight: you have DOUBTS? Just because Trump has lied to you every day about every thing for a decade? Just because his people are filth? Shame, cynic! At midnight.

For the last time: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen (who want you dead) and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

To repeat: if you are attending the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Journos and others who attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner will be sitting "alongside authoritarian censors like Brendan Carr, and enemies of press freedom like Kash Patel, in order to sit silently and absorb abuse from Trump himself." www.offmessage.net/p/you-are-ac...

The first photo here is fake. A still from the same moment shows that Trump's head wasn't drooping like that. Also, he'd just adjusted his tie, which is why the guy two to the left of RFK is looking at him. Actual still at right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ctx...

Once again: if you are attending tomorrow's White House Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American... You are neither a journalist nor an American. STAND FOR SOMETHING

So the Mets were bringing in Devin Williams to start the 9th with one of those contrived lights-off crap shows at CitiField. Presumably because he couldn't see this (and coaches effed up) the 8th inning pitcher Huascar Brazoban ALSO went out to pitch the 9th - so he HAD to pitch

LOKI IS MISSING UPTOWN: last seen at Nagle and 10th Avenues. He's 11 pounds and chipped: 985141007163094. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT LOKI!

REMEMBER: TRUMP WANTS YOU TO COMPARE HIS IRAN WAR TO VIETNAM DO IT EVERY DAY HAVE YOU DONE IT TODAY? IRAN = VIETNAM*✅ * also remember he dodged Vietnam

Can this fucking idiot stop talking about his goddamned buildings and how he could've saved $7.99 god damn him he's burning the country to the goddamned ground

Le cœur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point Also they gonna fire Vrabel

MAGA MAGAZINE: "TRUMP IS LOSING HIS MIND" and today he's actually told the Navy to "shoot and kill any boat" mining Hormuz🤦🏼‍♂️ J. EDGAR BOOZER: House Dems ask how drunk is he? AND IF YOU'RE A TRUE JOURNALIST protest Trump at the dinner..or quit The new Countdown Podcast is live: tinyurl.com/yxnm9m7s