you know who doesn't cheat? dogs

As badly panicked as when Kristi grabbed a gun and went hunting for her daughter's puppy?

So Sinclair is your affiliate deal with ABC like the standard deals when I was in local TV? If you choose NOT to air any ABC show, ABC gets to offer it to another station in your market(s)? In other words you just gave a network show to one of your rivals in 86 markets?

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

BTW if you're taking medical or health or life advice from RFK JR you're taking medical or health or life advice from a guy who allegedly FaceTimed a reporter and masturbated

At this point it has to be not PTSD but CTE

A man (sorta) who just told you not to take Tylenol previously told you to take disinfectant and eat light bulbs maybe #TrumpNoBrainNoPain

Breaking: Kimmel back tomorrow As you heard about on the Countdown podcast yesterday 🤷🏼‍♂️ Announcement: abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/... Podcast: tinyurl.com/yc7zxw8c

I thought that was called Christmas

Insane president screams hate and this idiot Blanchard at Stenography House @politico.com describes it as "authentic"

I'll believe it when I see it but informed sources continue to insist Jimmy Kimmel and ABC are working towards an agreement that will see him return to his show, this month. Seven very convincing landmarks they point to, and other details in today's podcast

PLOT TWIST: KIMMEL COULD BE BACK ON ABC THIS MONTH. Multiple sources say a resolution could come as early as this week, thanks to blowback against FCC fascism. There are 7 key signs it'll happen like Sinclair not airing its Kirk show GET THE ALL-NEW MONDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/yc7zxw8c

PLOT TWIST: KIMMEL COULD BE BACK ON ABC THIS MONTH. Multiple sources say a resolution could come as early as this week. thanks to the blowback against the FCC Goebbels act. There are seven key signs it'll happen GET THE ALL-NEW MONDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/yc7zxw8c

I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible. www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

New Countdown Podcast drops at midnight: PLOT TWIST - Kimmel may return to ABC, maybe before the end of the month. Seven signs that a deal may be near. And the left won this saga, handily as Rand Paul and others savage the FCC. Plus Trump impeached himself by posting his memo to Bondi.

This is freedom! This is America!🙌🏼

Silly me I thought @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social was kidding about this and Charlie Kirk and what his people are calling the "miracle" that there was no exit wound

Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

As @kyledcheney.bsky.social notes it sure looks like Idiot Trump tried to text or email Pam Bondi and INSTEAD POSTED IT 🤦🏼‍♂️

More deets from @nytimes on what we must now call the Tom Homan/Emil Bove scandal www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

Honest to God, Tom Homan for sale for $50k and were surprised? HO is IN his name

After this, even Trump knows he has to fire Tom Homan. Right now.

BREAKING: Simply put this corrupt bully Tom Homan now needs to be cuffed, hands behind his back, and led across the border www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

NBC quotes investigation source on Tyler Robinson: "Every indication so far is that this was one guy who did one really bad thing because he found Kirk’s ideology personally offensive...no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups" NEXT COUNTDOWN POD: MIDNIGHT SUN

BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST: TRUMP DECLARES CRITICISM OF HIMSELF "REALLY ILLEGAL" Makes up statistic that "94, 95, 96, 97%" of all network stories about him are critical, thus illegal TED CRUZ slams FCC blackmail over Kimmel GET THE BULLETIN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/273zwjfj

OK but can we put it in boxes and take it to Mar-a-Lago www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST: TRUMP DECLARES CRITICISM OF HIMSELF "REALLY ILLEGAL" Makes up statistic that "94, 95, 96, 97%" of all network stories about him are critical - and thus now "illegal" Even TED CRUZ slams FCC blackmailing ABC over Kimmel GET THE BULLETIN PODCAST HERE tinyurl.com/273zwjfj

Trump declares criticism of him to be illegal He cannot remain president

Wait. This guy Jay Jacobs is Chairman of the NY State Dems - the most incompetent Democratic Party in any blue state - and he ADMITS TO IT IN PUBLIC? I'd say resign but who cares. I have literally never heard of him before he figuratively self-immolated nypost.com/2025/09/19/u...

This message from the American people, President Trump: Fuck off, Fatso

I've long wondered if Cardinal Dolan was just a naive unskilled do-gooder who did more bad than good, or if he was a snake oil salesman After he today called Charlie Kirk (who called for the execution of President Biden a "modern day St Paul") I finally see. I know Dolan is a danger to this country

Big self-non-awareness day in media and politics

Vanity Fair bringing Nuzzi on to cover the all-important "who's sending thirst trap selfies to members of Trump's cabinet" beat.

I’m sorry @vanityfair.com hiring Nuzzi is such a fucking gut punch to all the great underemployed journalists out there who don’t sext with their sources, which, to be fair, is pretty much everyone except Olivia Nuzzi

Oh. My. God. Profoundly twisted framing from @nytimes.com The casual reader of this hed and subhed would have exactly zero inkling that this is likely corrupt or even illegal or unconstitutional. Euphemistic to the point of absurdity.

Damn what do I do? I told the dogs she'd moved to a farm upstate

oh noes maga heard my podcast asked a high school graduate what it meant got catturd level mad

Good Lord. Jim Cramer to Carr on CNBC: "Should the government have someone who reviews the writers before the host says something?" "No." "How would you be sure the host is saying something you think is OK?"

But the Angels didn't do anything to help her with her hair

Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.

Nothing Jimmy Kimmel said was untrue.

Trump?

We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang trying to characterize this kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything OTHER, than one of them. And doing everything they can to score political points from it.

DISNEY, BOB IGER, ABC PROSTITUTE THEMSELVES FOR TRUMP: Kimmel off air for truthtelling about Charlie Kirk's hate speech after FCC Goebbels threat, MAGA exploitation of his death KIRK DIED because he lived in the violent madness of Trump's America GET THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/43f53wza

I've known Disney chairman Bob Iger since 1979. He's now made it official: he's a whore