The Epidemic of Male Loneliness remains a mystery indeed.

Sometimes you see something so stupid you have to do a double take.

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Don't shut up, Wesley!

The popular image of Kirk is VERY different than what was actually portrayed in the show. The popular image of Kirk os WAY closer to Zapp Brannigan than Shatner's James Tiberius Kirk.

Pro level: say "tickled pink."

Cunt you're from South Africa.

He mean Life Day, but he ain't know it.

A book I highly recommend on electronic slot machines—which fully convinced me they should be illegal for how they systematically mislead our brains—is Natasha Dow Schüll‘s ADDICTION BY DESIGN Gamified online gambling seems much worse, & is becoming much more ubiquitous It will immiserate so many

This was me back in 2019. I have since moved on to "abolish ICE and hang every one of them by the neck until they are dead, dump their bodies in unmarked graves, and erase all of them from human memory."

Another day, another (of many) impeachable offense. This is your periodic reminder that the putrid Republican cowards in Congress could stop this at any time and refuse to do so.

The alphabet. Duh.

Hell is simply not hot enough for these sons of bitches.

This is clearly Tom Bombadil's nom de plume.

Phloofe Dawg

Everyone should visit Camden for the aquarium and the USS New Jersey. You can stand on the exact spot on the flag bridge where Halsey lost his shit when he got the "the world wonders" message!

These assholes will never, ever, EVER admit that they are wrong and culpable for bad outcomes based on their dilettantish behavior.

I'm okay with having a national holiday for Donald Trump. Just on the anniversary of his death.

Happy Pale Blue Dot day, muthafuckaaaaaas!

DING DING DING

Hey, remember when Trump posted that insanely racist video depicting the Obamas as apes? Yeah, that was one week ago.

I had an absolutely wonderful dream early this morning where he was dead and waking up sucked so much ass.

This is simply evil for evil's sake and everyone involved in doing this to these poor children should die at the end of a rope and burn in Hell for all eternity.

It would be hilarious if there was a massage parlor next door.

Everyone who said "USAID should go away because it's a tool of American imperialism" is a moral monster.

This is straight-up Protocols shit.

"Border Patrol Murders Seven-Year-Old Girl, Killing Her of Thirst" would be a better headline. Jailers have an ancient duty to keep their charges alive and these assholes are just disregarding that left and right. (Yes, I know not all jailers abide by that duty, but they're assholes, too.)

Unlike a lot of these sorts of anecdotes, I believe this one 100%.

Antisemitism, but leftishly, is REALLY FUCKING BAD AND STUPID.

Every movie, TV show, or commercial that has ever used "Sweet Home Alabama" is a fucking disgrace. ESPECIALLY fucking Forrest Gump.

This is incorrect. We should have hanged them all, which is a traitor's death and not a soldier's.

MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

I haven't been IDed for liquor or beer purchases in Wisconsin in over a decade, so this guy is as full of shit as a Christmas turkey.

United States of America (1775-2025) Cause of death: Ignoramuses

You have to divide before you can conquer.

Hey, fucknut, they're public employees not working in intelligence and therefore we have the right to know who these asswipes are.

Breaking: One cannot "revoke [a] scientific finding."

The Epidemic of Male Loneliness remains a mystery indeed.

Olympic cornhole was a LOT different in the ancient Greek games.

The only way this picture could be better is if he was wearing a foam dome and had a lit Camel straight in his mouth.

Can someone please ask this doddering old fool who was President on January 6, 2021? But ha ha! That Biden sure was old!

Does anyone in the galaxy have thinner skin than the Idiot King?

Stop putting these shitbag liars on the television.

God bless Wisconsin.

One of my favorite things about this time of year is seeing all my friends still in NOLA posting Carnival photos.

"I'll be back later," I say to the dog and no one else as I leave the house and I evaluate my sanity as I wait for the elevator.

A lotta people out here are clearly unaware that Louisiana was once literally part of the Kingdom of Spain, and that Spanish influence there goes back three centuries. I mean:

It is your right as an American citizen to tell any agent of the state to eat shit at any time. The people of Pearl River are gonna pay a SHITLOAD in civil damages to these women because their cops are out-of-control aggro shitbags.

I'd take this guy over who we have now any day of the week.