Took me long enough. :D

I have just the man for the job.

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

This is your periodic reminder that the putrid Republican cowards in Congress could stop this lunacy at any time and refuse to do so.

In Newport for a few weeks. These people ordered a mimosa tree. I asked them if they were from Wisconsin. They are!

I had to check to see if this was real. And it is. "Happy Easter, here are some war crimes! Oh, and let me mock a religion that has a billion adherents while I'm at it!"

Be sure to celebrate the Holy Trinity today!

Chalmers: Good Lord what is in there? Skinner: No, he's not.

God love these perfect New England mornings.

I mean, not true, either on levels or trends, but sure, just make up your own facts and then accuse others of being dishonest, go ahead. 😉

Happy First Contact Day to all who celebrate!

"It is my God-given right to speak over the Black lady at any and all times. I R Serious Adult."

Yes, the awesome police power of the *checks notes* Vice President of the United States. You got me, pal.

Game recognize game.

Remember, folks, if you go to Easter brunch, the only acceptable cocktails to order are bloody marys and rusty nails.

Day 7: Left Boston in the morning and like a masochist in Newport, I was Rhode Island bound. Take public transit--it fucking rules. Know what you can do on a train? Read! Look out the window! Talk to a friend! Anything but worry about assholes in cars. No picture today, you needy motherfuckers!

Experts this condition Chief Inspector Dreyfus Syndrome. (God I'm old.)

What a way to wrap up Holy Week. Good job, you stupid motherfuckers.

If someone is listening to their phone or a bluetooth speaker on public transportation it should be legal to punch that motherfucker right in the back of the head.

Day 6: Got up early, had coffee, and went up to Boston, met an old friend, and went to the Fenway home opener! What a day!

Fuck and yes.

My man is 38. Putting the "old" in "Aroldis."

It's a-me,

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well the fuckin' Justice Department doesn't get to make that decision, now fuckin' does it?

If you don't read the prologue, the epilogue, AND check the footnotes/endnotes, you are fucking up. You can skip the acknowledgments, though. I mean, unless you know the author and expect to be mentioned.

That has nothing to do with the humanities! This person is simply an idiot! Signed, A person with several humanities degrees who paid attention in class

Day 5: It was a rainy morning, so I had coffee and read a lot. Took a walk in the afternoon and then planned a trip for tomorrow. And now? Time for a whiskey and more reading!

You know, I'd feel bad for Pam Bondi, but I don't.

Five'll get you ten that he shitcans every high-profile woman before he gets to the first man. Except for Linda McMahon. She will cut a bitch and he, being a bitch, knows this.

Saw this on FB, posted by someone named Winston Ward. Not sure if it's their creation, but that's the best I've got.

So THAT'S what killed him. Great work, Fullcast people!

Look at what they took from us.

This is one fancy-ass dining room, but would you really want to take your meals under the stern gaze of Scipio Africanus? #TheElms

This is at an EASTER LUNCH EVENT. Y'know, Easter? Which, if you're a Christian, is the most joyous day on the calendar, where Christ's sacrifice on the Cross was completed so that the ENTIRE WORLD might be redeemed. It's supposed to be a day of love for all humanity. And then this prick comes along.

Sigh. For every "The Inner Light" or "Darmok," you get one of these.

Okay, you know Christianity is not the One True Religion because everyone in this video did not receive and instant smiting. This is blasphemous beyond belief. Also it ended for Jesus (temporarily) when he got nailed to a cross. Trump won't get the second chance that Christ got.

Nerds rule.

Man, I love my wife.

It looks like four people are on their way on a kick-ass journey around the Moon.

So since I'm in Rhode Island, all the Red Sox games are blacked out on MLB TV. And honestly that's not such a bad thing so far this season.

Day 4: Had tea in the morning (bet you didn't see that coming), took a long walk, and went to an aquarium--for free! Had an excellent lunch, took another walk, read for a while, and now it's time for a whiskey. Enjoy this disgruntled-ass fish!

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

i think it’s more than people want beef to be $4/pound and gas $2.50/gallon and coke $4/12-pack again, and not understanding why they would really not like the world that gets you that

I see all these rich ladies walking around with tennis bags and they all have two rackets. What the shit is that about? Is there a dimachaerus style of tennis that I don't know about?

WHAT FACKIN' LUNATIC IS RUNNING A FACKIN' LEAFBLOWER IN NEW ENGLAND ON APRIL FIRST? There aren't any goddamned leaves yet!

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Some phrases just stick with you (I have not seen this movie in at least 25 years).

"The Duality of Man" (digital media 2026)

68 and 31 by mid October and we’re cooking