Steps outside in NC… Oh yeah. 98°. Everything’s fine. Fossil fuels are the future. We’re doing great.

Sums up his presidency nicely

Sorry, Laura. No. They are you. You are them. You are all one. And everybody knows it.

“Senator McConnell appreciates the outpouring of support"... Sorry, No. there's only one outpouring I am willing to happily do for Mitch. www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconn...

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all day every day

Fox if Biden had below expected jobs growth - Apoplectic. 24/7 news cycle about his failing economy amplified by scores of angertainment peddling RW talking heads. Worst thing to ever happen to our country. Trump low jobs report: < crickets > or < still pretty good, though, give him more time! >

110% chance of that.

I just hope that when it happens you have the afterlife you deserve, Mitch.

While standing at a gold toilet, disgustingly sprinkling old man pee onto the weirdly fully carpeted bathroom floor, Trump stares at a picture… of himself.

“… and that’s why we have arrested exactly zero people named in the Epstein files. But we HAVE arrested 7 people for touching water, and allowed the murder of two people for protesting. So we’ve been busy.”

The US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.

MAGAts: "The Founders intended us to be a Christian nation. 'Under God' is in the pledge & 'in God we Trust' is on our money! Checkmate, Lib!" The Pledge of Allegiance: written 1892, 'Under God' added: June, 1954 In God we Trust: some coins since 1864, added to US currency in 1957 facts matter

He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it. The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:

Their legacy will be a hefty mix of cruelty and incompetence.

So weird how this keeps happening

This might’ve been the easiest 9-0 in the Court’s history and the constitutional question won by a single vote.

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

BuT hE dOnAtEs HiS sAlAry…

Shameless liars are gonna shamelessly lie.

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I did Nazi that coming. Kidding, of course. We all saw this coming.

The conservatives on the Supreme Court are not.

"You radical lefties are against the deportation of illegals!" No. We are against whatever the fuck this fascist, unidentified, unaccountable, secret police action THIS is, you absolute potatoes.

Administration working hard to get that sunshine and rainbows "Look how great it's going and peace is finally here, again!" statement out before the markets open.

Sorry lefties. It's over. There's no recovery from a scandal like this.

One year ago.

well... THIS is exciting!

Touching water: 10 years. Touching children: Redacted #America

From the "no shit" department over at Newsweek...

PRIORITIES. 🙄

huh.. Guess all of this inane sycophantic drivel and unwarranted praise was just complete bullshit, eh, KKKaroline?

Totally not a cult, though.

Reuters: US JUDGE TOSSES JUSTICE DEPARTMENT'S LAWSUIT CHALLENGING FOUR NEW JERSEY CITIES' 'SANCTUARY' IMMIGRATION POLICIES

In this era of unprecedented corruption, it is essential that we keep our terminology precise.

They guy online telling you that you have Trump derangement syndrome… Same guy will complain and pride month and say “I don’t have anything against gays, I just don’t like that they make it their whole personality.”

New photos reveal the damage caused by Trump's White House UFC fight. Shameful. 📸: Reuters Photo/Aaron Schwartz

Found the vandals.

If even one rate hike happens Trump will explode. Warsh better make sure he didn’t misrepresent anything on a mortgage application.

please be real 😂

drop your favorite reflecting pool memes

The ease of app ordering has destroyed the ability to just “pop in” to any place In a long line currently at a national bagel chain. The staff working furiously, but the line of customers physically in the store is moving at a snails pace. Life is backwards now. I should have pre-ordered, too.

Happy Father's Day 🖤

The election was rigged The files are a hoax, we weren’t friends Russia was a hoax The impeachments were weaponized I was shot We won the war No tax money will be used for the ballroom The Italian PM really wanted a photo with me The pool was sabotaged It’s crazy how MAGA doest see the pattern

we are living in the dum(B)est possible timeline