MAGA VALUES

"hE's MaKiNg TrEmEnDoUs SaCrIfIcEs To SeRvE hIs CoUnTrY. He EvEn DoNaTeS hIs SaLaRy..."

Randy Fine is one of the worst, most despicable people in the country. But Florida elected him, so it tracks. Can we deport Randy Fine instead? He is the definition of fucking useless drain on the system.

So after CN severely cut their Ag purchases from the US due to trumps policies, they were able to work out an agreement that has CN buying a significantly reduced volume from the US than they were previously buying before trump. So much winning. Art of the deal.

Remember when the Republicans were hysterical about a Chinese weather balloon crossing over the USA? Their Mango Messiah just signed a deal letting Chinese Communist Party members buy up US farms. Bravo, MAGA! You’re consistently the dumbest people on Earth.

We’re all so fucked.

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Just living his best life.

Quite impressed with this young leader.

I rarely say “major breaking” and rarely put out these video hits, but this is pretty major.

The level of corruption in the US is astronomical. It looks surreal but here we are:

Same.

Hey, “Blacks For Trump”… How ya doing today? Feeling pretty good about yourselves? Proud of what you’ve helped enable?

Something something “protect the children”something

Stop gaslighting. They told us “he was blinking you absolute moron.” And this is exactly what a long, sustained, very relaxed and refreshing, mid-afternoon blink looks like for an elderly person. Now apologize.

"Well, those ballots are discarded." ~ The GOP, 2026

“The announcement comes amid ongoing criticism the president and his family are improperly profiting from his second term in the White House...” Endless corruption. www.mediaite.com/media/news/e...

Didn't the Supreme Court say Texas couldn't use their old maps back in December because it was too close to the primary elections? But it's okay for Alabama, where voting has ALREADY BEGUN?

This guy nails it. 🎯

He's really latched on to the word "obliterate" recently, hasn't he. Like a child with a new toy.

Bitch, WHAT East Wing?

On Monday, January 18, 2027, we better not see a single currently silent and/or actively complicit republican posting a single god damn MLK quote and pretending that they care.

Same energy.

They can still vote. Thats how they justify it. SCOTUS just removed the guardrails, allowing state legislatures to finally stop pretending, take their pointy hoods off, be legally and overtly racist, and purposefully make it so their votes and voices no longer matter. That’s the difference.

“it’s not who I am, I would never do those things or say those words, I’m sorry”, always says the person who it absolutely is, who most definitely did those things, who clearly said those words, and is now sorry they got caught being exactly who they are and who they were brought up to be.

Believe Jim Jordan when he accidentally says the truth.

A bone chilling thought for our country is that a plumber named MarkWayne from Oklahoma is somehow actually MORE qualified to be DHS Secretary than JD Vance is to be VP or, thanks to hamberders, soon to be higher.

checking in on GOP support in 2026...

Tennessee, 2026.

"Short-term dislocation" is really the disaster softening term the GOP "think tank" came up with? 😂

Is this the Onion?

My bank sending me, someone with not the greatest of eyesight, a TFA code by text, to read on a 6” screen, that is all 3’s and 8’s, feels like a cruel trick being purposefully played by the security overlords… 883883? 383883? 888333? 388338? 833383? 888883? 333338? 333338? 383838? F**K!!

The best thing that could possibly happen would be for Trump to remain in office through mid-terms being his most Trumpiest of Trumpness daily. Last thing we need is for disillusioned GOP/independent voters to feel some weird sense of “I’m voting republican again, but it’s cool, he’s gone, right?”

So man-child Elmo posts on twitter as both his mom and his dad. (as well as how numerous other accounts that he boosts) Guess the ketamine made him forget to switch accounts.

Hey. Buddy Carter... Fuck you. Remember that.

- $5 billion for a DHS deportation slush fund oh? There's no money for pediatric cancer research or school lunches, though.

"The ballroom will be fully funded, not a single taxpayer dime, for $200m" "The ballroom will be fully funded, not a single taxpayer dime, for $300m" "The ballroom will be fully funded, not a single taxpayer dime, for $400m" ... Just kidding, we're gonna need $1Billion of tax payer money as well.

Now that the president is encouraging states to cancel their primary elections and redraw congressional district maps, can we agree that a constitutional crisis is now upon us?

$1Billion for trumps ballroom. Meanwhile, in Mexico...

For comparison, ICE's annual funding in FY 2025 (the last time an ICE bill passed) was $10 billion, and the Senate GOP intends for this to cover the rest of FY 2026, as well as FY 2027 through FY 2029. So this covers most of those functions entirely outside of the annual appropriations process.

The same people telling us there is NO MONEY for school lunches, snap, healthcare, USAID, PBS, or pediatric cancer research, are now looking for $1B of our money for Trump's ballroom project, that was originally $200m, fully privately funded, and that "NOT A DIME" of our money would be used. $1B