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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

We are way past disagreement at this point.

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This is what ICE does every day. Hunt little kids who are here legally. They get sent to a place called the “baby jail” in Texas. Very little of it ends up on video like this. But it’s routine. And disgusting.

#CasaBonita! “You just spend a ridiculous amount of money for chicken enchiladas. Was it worth it?” Totalllly

Not an immigrant.

Why does this keep happening 🤔

The community note is LOLOLOL... But let's not lose sight also that catturd's only issue with Bannon and EPSTEIN is that they were "trying to take down trump." That's it. That's literally all he cares about. fuck that fat boomer redneck florida trailer park loser

Trump remains so strong on drugs & fraud, that he just used pardons to pander to the NFL Joe Klecko - Perjury/Fraud Nate Newton - Drug trafficking Jamal Lewis - Drug trafficking Travis Henry - Drug trafficking Billy Cannon - Counterfeiting/Fraud Add MLB/Nov '25 - Strawberry - Drug/tax evasion

How the fuck is Corey Lewandowski in any position to fire a Coast Guard pilot? What is his title? What is his job? What is his official position in the US government? If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?

Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?

“Bondi vows to keep fighting” Promises kept? To be fair… She never really clarified WHICH SIDE she’d be fighting for. Jokes on us I guess. We just kind of assumed she wouldn’t be fighting FOR the predators.

Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.” The ad aged. The internet remembers.

“Kill them.”

An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.

The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow. @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Thiel financed JD. Vance’s Senate run, and purchased his VP spot.

People like bobo and Greene can fuck all the way to off if they think we will buy any l atonement or reconciliation tours after everything they’ve done to stoke manufactured fear, division, & hate, and to facilitate, fully support and promote everything that got us to exactly where we are today.

<general statement about love over hate> “Conservatives” Christians who most definitely are alpha Bible followers and not sensitive or easily offended snowflakes : “That’s some bullshit political grandstanding. They are clearly attacking and targeting me and everything I specifically support.”

Another Pete Hegseth scandal. Why in the world would two Russian spies have Whiskey Pete Hegseth private phone number? They are either his bulk Russian Vodka dealers or Hegseth is a Compromised Russian Asset like Tulsi Gabbard and Donald Trump. #USDemocracy #ProudBlue

Jesus. Imaging admitting thinking that exposing the largest child sex trafficking and child rape ring ever discovered in the US, likely involving many, many wealthy and powerful people, was not a “big deal.”

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Wow, someone really did not think this through. "I can 'exonerate' you for a price"—made as a public offer—is essentially an acknowledgment that the person being offered the bribe is in fact... ...a criminal who did exactly what they have been accused of.

For an attorney to resort to extortion to clear his client isn't ideal. For an attorney to undertake that extortion expressly and in a public is incredibly stupid.

Our Super Bowl spread included tortilla chips, Pico de Gallo, queso dip, & fresh guacamole. But OH NOES an American citizen spoke SPANISH on my TV! During this AMERICAN events! But this is our AMERICAN culture! Where we also call the winner the WORLD Champion. lol. It's all so fucking stupid.

Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors "As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"

Good. Hiding the names of people asking for 10 year old girls is fucking disgusting.

Let's not lose sight that the Aug 10 statement they released also added "of an apparent suicide" that was conspicuously missing from the Aug 9 draft.

Gestapo shit

GOP be like...

A homicidal assault. We spoke with Alberto, the man whose 8 skull fractures ICE blamed on a brick wall. He says ICE agents beat him with the same metal rod they used to smash his friend's car windows. "There was never a wall."

Zoom Zoom

“Fuck Ted Cruz and his fake ass outrage over highly gerrymandered state legislatures.” ~NC voters

a move that experts warn could disenfranchise millions of Americans” Well… yeah. That’s kind what they are hoping for.

GOP: you need to tone down the rhetoric. Also GOP: it was just a video portraying the Obamas as apes. Stop with the fake outrage.

MAGA put a man in charge of our country, military, economy, and international diplomacy, who can’t control his impulses enough to not “accidentally” post massively racist shit on his own social media account. Good job, chuds. We’re eventually gonna bomb someone over a fake internet meme, aren’t we

Kkkaroline: it was a staffer you idiots, stop with the fake outrage. Trump: nah, it was me. Operation “LET HIM TALK” works out again.

Happy #Caturday y’all. Cecil B. Tomcat Selleck (easy to guess which one he is) is an outdoor cat who enjoys a little inside time now and then to hang out, then begs to go back outside, even when it’s 22°. We tell him he can hang as long as he wants but he nopes out, he’s gotta be free.

Nobody likes JD Vance. Nobody. Except maybe Erika Kirk. Usha… you in trouble, girl.

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Nailed it.