Leopards. Faces. Blah blah blah. Are we great again yet, US farmers?

Farnoush is an AP UN correspondent. Dan is a former White House speechwriter. newrepublic.com/post/200833/...

well that escalated quickly

Voters in southwest Arizona are highly likely to elect a new Democratic House member in a special election today. That would-be lawmaker plans to become the 218th and clinching supporter of a bipartisan effort to force public disclosure of federal investigative files related to Jeffrey Epstein.

Let's be honest here Even if the rapture thing was true... we would still be stuck with the vast majority of these fuckers who don't seem to realize that they would most definitely be left behind.

Rapture tomorrow. Skip the gym. Eat the m&m’s.

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If the rapture actually happens tomorrow, to be honest, it would solve a shitload of issues.. We’d be able to expand renewable energy, enact gun regulations, pass Medicare for all, set fair election maps, have well funded schools, so many things!

That she does not spontaneously burst into flames when she wears that cross and says the most blatant lies imaginable while vehemently protecting criminals and rapists could easily be used as proof that god does not exist.

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

the "LAW & ORDER" party, everybody!

😅

“If you want people to speak kindly about you after you’re gone, then you should speak kindly while you’re alive.”

seems like a good time to bring this back to the top...

So Charlie travelled with an armed security team. But… But… We have been told over and over that more and more more good guys with guns are the way to protect ourselves from that bad guy with a gun.

Shockingly, but not at all shockingly, Senator Mullen just doesn’t get it. He thinks it is the networks job to be friendly to this administration. Brazenly willingness to openly shred the Constitution while licking the taint of full bore fascism.

In Reston, VA today, near DC. Soooooo many of these license plates. I would just about guarantee that near 100% of them fully support or fully accept the federal military takeover happening in DC just a few miles to their east. And most likely NONE of them understand the ridiculous irony.

Strange things are afoot at the hockey rink this morning…

There’s always a tweet.

The thing about the Homan bribery scandal & obvious cover up so Trump could have mob boss leverage over him. The FBI clearly knew he was corrupt and would take the bribe, which is why they set up the sting in the first place. Which means that this is only 1 instance we KNOW about. There are more.

The “Law & Order” party, everybody!

It all makes more sense when you add a video to Trump’s words.

This. It’s how mob bosses operate.

Worth noting that this is only the one instance that we KNOW about.

So Trump gets DOJ to drop an obvious bribery case against Tom Homan, then fires the US Attorney who found insufficient evidence to prosecute Letitia James, then threatens to fire Pam Bondi and replace her with dunce Lindsey Halligan unless she immediately indicts his enemies.

Remember, Robinson supposedly took the rifle apart n put it back together multiple times. I’m glad this guy did this video to show the inconsistencies. #arresttrump

BREAKING: Trump's border czar Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

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Republicans in Congress: ABC made a business decision based on ratings and input from their viewers and advertisers. Trump and Carr: No, it was us. We hated him and demanded he be fired. I kinda have to believe Trump on this one.

Make it make sense.

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

They are currently working to improve the numbers in a totally transparent and honest way before they release it, I’m sure.

I will as well.

Charlie Kirk would have deported Jesus.

It's important to remember when GOP Reps and Sens are yelling about the 'violent left' that they routinely tell reporters and colleagues how theyre afraid to do this or that because their own supporters routinely threaten violence agains them.

Oklahoma is 50th in education because Walters uses kids’ education as his play toy to score his next hit on Fox. He couldn’t care less about kids.

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It’s never been about “illegal” immigration.

“Someone, let’s call him ‘they’, killed my favorite podcaster, so the only rational response is to end democracy.” -Rep Jim Banks (R-MAGA)

For all their irrational loathing of pronouns, the GOP sure has been gleefully referring to one guy as “they” a lot lately.

CBS parent company Paramount canceled Colbert to win approval from Trump's FCC to merge with Skydance. Now ABC parent company Disney suspends Kimmel as it seeks DOJ approval to buy Fubo — and its affiliate Nexstar seeks FCC approval to buy Tegna. See how this works?

By the way, Nexstar owns 29 NBC affiliates and 42 CBS affiliates too. Tegna has 20 NBC and 11 CBS. Their merger requires that the FCC approves a major regulation change. It hasn't done that yet. Who thinks Kimmel is going to be the only victim of Carr's gambit?

"but only if you say nice things about me"

Late night TV in 2026.

They are desperate