@postoctobrist.bsky.social look at my fire chief dawg I'm going to burn

ICE skulking around South Minneapolis today. Keep your eyes out and your whistles handy, neighbors

ICE creeping around in South Minneapolis. Keep your eyes out and your whistles ready, neighbors

⚠️CURB ALERT⚠️ on Bryant by the mannequin house

Guys there are free guns down there

constantly getting e-mails from brands asking me to "collaborate" and i can't help but think do y'all know what they did to those people after WWII in france

When someone tells me they get severe weather info from the stock weather app on their phone

It's our first severe weather day without @serwewx.bsky.social 😞

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

due to the television i’m very worried about most of the residents of pittsburgh a lot of the time now. i’m just really stressed out about what’s going down over there

Seven-word death punch

I keep thinking about the politically agnostic people in Minneapolis who were radicalized by ICE’s presence and began actively protesting them. I wonder if putting ICE in transient places, where Americans from all over can see their aggressive (and often illegal) actions, may just backfire.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

i was wearing this shirt at a bar and a guy that looked exactly like me fifteen years ago came up to me and said “cool shirt.” good luck sister. see you soon

After much solemn debate the kids from Midvale School for the Gifted chose to pull the lever & kill 1 cow thus saving the other 5, unfortunately the student they chose to enact their wishes could not have been worse

Hm that seems bad

It’s day 76 of the ICE occupation of MSP. ICE is still here - we still have vastly more agents on the ground than we did in late November. And those agents are still kidnapping our neighbors and terrorizing neighborhoods. Stay vigilant, and let’s pay rent for March 1 for everyone who needs it.

This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

I don’t believe anything they say, is the thing

Federal surveillance aircraft seen today circling high over south Minneapolis with no transponder running: - Known DHS helicopter N893N - midday - Known FBI plane N188SS - evening This report brought to you by a guy who wouldn't have been looking if you'd just run your dang transponder, feds.

Ah, a rare free weeknight evening, time to go buy groceries for a family in hiding.

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Feds grew their own Stancil in a lab for the final battle with the real thing.

Not enough. Every single ICE and CBP agent should be out of Minnesota. The terror campaign must stop. ICE must be abolished.

video of angie craig getting booed at a caucus in eagan via kevin holst on twitter people in minnesota are fired up against ICE, and we have no appetite for a politician like craig who voted for the laken riley act and a resolution in support of ICE this campaign is going nowhere

I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...

(extraordinarily laudatory)

Diapers are a HUGE and often overlooked need for so many families

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

We're all out of ideas for where to find foreigners, so we're moving on the consulates.

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

Federal agents have shot people in Minneapolis every week for the last 3 — killing 2. DHS/Trump admin have told increasingly brazen lies about each. Community here are more defiant, righteously angry than ever. Federal govt continues to be run by violent dipshit internet trolls.

every day my heart breaks in new and horrifying ways and every day the people of this city put it back together

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

tim walz jacob frey you're telling me you don't know how to block traffic don't you guys have garbage trucks and shit

Oh we're flaming alright 💅

Text alert from the City of Minneapolis about 50 minutes ago informing residents that National Guard is assisting MPD with checkpoints around the Whittier neighborhood.

Chuck what do you think your job is

Ew!

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