The median S&P 500 name is down 0.65% this month. 278 names are negative. The top 5 are over 70% of the index return, and the top 10 are 90%.

Naw the car wanted to go to McDonald’s for a succulent Big Mac.

LEFT turn only sign was too woke obviously.

Will be interesting how the “don’t send our money to foreign countries like Ukraine” maggots handle the Argentina bailout.

Dr. Jacobs is a must follow.

Many studies have shown that there is no relationship between MMR vaccine and the development of autism. Here are two of the best. This one followed every single child born in Denmark from 1991 through 1998 (n=537,303). There was no association.

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

The man who gifted Musk his infamous chainsaw is now begging the US for a bailout…

Shana Tova!

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It appears that RFK Jr.’s report on autism is expected today. It seems that it may not mention vaccines as a cause, and they are not a cause. Someone needs to ask him point blank if he still thinks they are. He’s been pivoting to other angles, suggesting he knows he can’t get away with it.

3 certainties in life: Death, Taxes, and Argentina being a perpetual economic shitshow.

Fun fact: every time someone takes their “cash on the sidelines” to buy a stock, some is selling a stock for that cash, and the “cash on the sidelines” is unchanged. Such a tired pump.

Not sure what’s more disturbing, Goebbels spewing venom or the merch grifting at the bottom of the broadcast.

If you’re not already, pay attention to the names ERIK SIEBERT and LINDSEY HALLIGAN.

Why am I just learning about “Liberty University now? JFC.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

When you lay it all out like that...

Hook this into my veins.

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@schumer.senate.gov going from leaving a bad yelp review, to demanding to see the manager.

Cause of death was not breathing, per sources.

Nobody is allowed to disagree with me. Especially on the internet. This is your final warning.

Y’all are sleeping on $DIS. Everyone talking about Kimmel nonsense while ESPN streaming just launched and is going to blow the fucking doors off IMO.

If the make it $10 Trillion the stock will rip to $1,000 per share. The real asset here is the moron shareholder cult. Never-sell incels combined with constant passive flows into large-weight index member = fundamentals won’t matter for a long time. Elon needs to self-destruct for it to happen.

To be clear I think it’s a huge pig but I have no position. Short interest is way too high and the drooling meme baggies are trying to squeeze it. They probably will. Gun to my head I’d be long the turd. Baggies love profitless growth. We live in hell.

This is a pretty good rant.

No shit.

Yes Shai Winiger bitched about shorts and disinformation. A few hours later he deleted the tweet and the company announced a huge secondary offering. The bitching was about here:

A lot of my real-life contras are getting all bulled up about the markets.

I see a lot of morons are pumping $LMND this week. It’s a money-losing insurance company trading at like 8-10x book, but there’s an app, you see. And the internet and stuff.

BUY STOCKS

Lifting American women up by the boob and slamming them on the pavement is free speech under the Constitution. But only if masked.

The Congressional candidate was born in Texas but has a sus last name so this is perfectly legal.

Should call this the "47th Airborne Regiment" - for launching citizens onto the patriotic concrete.

Get ready for “did they die FROM measles or WITH measles” hot takes over the next couple of years.

Strong border, compassion for undocumented non-criminals contributing to society, taking care of those genuinely in need, bear-hugging allies, competitive but sustainable taxes, respect for alternate views but let people be who they are, science-led health and environmental policies.

The Democrats are a discombobulated clown car. Not up to the task, unfortunately. The country needs strong charismatic leadership with a big tent for the 80% of the country that aren't nutjobs (call it 10% on either "side").

Herr derrr muh free speeeech.

Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.

I'm sure whoever it is, it's just a patriot that was somehow corrupted by The Woke.

Scumbags showing some whackadoodle unsourced "sum of cities" graph.

If Charlie Munger were alive today, he’d be dead. RIP

Yep. Viktor Orban playbook. Also the head of the FCC basically threatened licenses publicly. The same FCC that has to sign off on mergers of the same companies. IMHO the real story this year isn't Trump - everyone knows who he is - it's the House and Senate completely abandoning their duties.

Checked in on the $MMTLP baggies ahead of the 3 year anniversary of the cancelation. Seems the “community” just fights each other now. One guy is sending “beware of this pedophile!” flyers to everyone in a town about another holder.