Walmart is selling a loss-leader thanksgiving dinner and that means the economy is solved!

What a headline.

Richest nation in human history

Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.

Explain a film plot badly: Area aristocratic space lady gets her planet incinerated by insulting the body odour of the man holding the trigger of the space laser.

Insightful

xAI should have been built inside Tesla. Tesla could have invested at at $10B valuation. Now Musk will pilfer $10B from Tesla at a $500B valuation and the baggies will be jacking it.

He just went to grab the ivermectin.

Grand Theft Auto VI will be out before "Full Self Driving"

Someone told him Bitcoin magic beans dipped below $100K.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Dr. Oz be like “is there a doctor in the house??!!!”

Maybe JD Vance had just walked with the the same Medusa stare he gave to the Pope.

Tune in on Monday when I'll be huffing paint.

Coward Nutlick seemed to get a kick out of it until he saw the camera on him.

Per the Secretary of War they are all fatties anyway, so a little starvation will be good for them.

too big to fail speedrun

BUY STOCKS

What ever happened to "Wright's Law" ?

I'm doped up on Lorazepam from a cancer biopsy. Ask me anything.

Tough scene down at the Statue of Liberty this morning.

It could backfire if NYC doesn’t burn down and Mamdani moderates a bit.

Fifth Avenue, five minutes ago.

Park Avenue this morning.

Is NYC still there this morning?

“They killed Charlie Kirk with their rhetoric”

No fucking kidding.

We need Optimus robots to start manning the air traffic control towers. Enough is enough.

Time to dust this one off it seems given the piss poor Xitter takes on $PLTR puts open.substack.com/pub/keubiko/...

TFW you see some clown on the floor below in he office building walking up to use the washroom on your floor

It's the damn shorts holding my company down at 100x revenue.

Watch the masked goon put all of his body weight on her abdomen. Real police training explicitly prohibits this, in part due to some women being pregnant, but other reasons as well. I don’t know what happened before this video but fu*k these goons.

The Ackman meltdown tonight will be

Baggies were plowing into this POS at $7+ last week on a fake news pump and dump that the float was 70M shares, 320M shares don’t exist, and if they do exist, they aren’t freely tradable (they do and they are). 🤌🤌🤌🤌 @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

What happened to da $QNTM nekkid shawtz squeeze and suing brokers for da spoofing? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

Imagine having your legs blown off in Iraq, living hand to mouth on food stamps, and watching the Roaring 20s Great Gatsby party at Mar-a-Dildo the night before SNAP benefits aren’t going out.

The answer is: approximately 1.2 million U.S. veterans receive SNAP benefits.

Wait until he finds out that hungry people still get to vote. Ackman and NYC are learning about that today. You don’t have to be a commie to understand that a basic safety net makes everyone better off. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I had put the odds at about 90% that they are upheld. However, recent events like “I don’t like that Ronald Reagan ad on TV so 10% more tariffs on Canada” doesn’t scream “Fentanyl emergency”. So I put the odds at 89% now.

My favorite Dick Cheney memory is when he shot his pal in the face with a shotgun.

Side note: Don’t invest in Texas or Nevada companies. Delaware or nothing.

Imagine owning $250 Billion worth of stock as CEO, starting a competing AI company on the side, pillaging the talent from company, then demanding $1 Trillion MOAR, “or else”. and the baggies all love it. They should have made it up to $10 Trillion. Stock would be at $1,000 by now. 🤡🌎

Ive never seen a worse BOD than #tesla. It's so transparent that they all represent Elons interests and zero representation of the other 85% of the company. It's absurd to basically give Elon Musk $1 trillion of teslas shareholder value for a set of arbitrary goals. Based around a threat to leave

Sadly, we are.

No because that means swearing in the Dem and voting on the Epstein Files. Mike "Don't Look At My Browser History" Pedo Protector Johnson can't have that.