What the f^ck is this supposed to signal? #$INTC #$TSLA

Okay people, everything is fine because Elon his 'evil detector' was not set off. 😅 #Musk #$TSLA

Buy stocks!

@keubiko.bsky.social 🤮 giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Like the Bronx Zoo gorilla’s 🦍

I would just like to let everyone know that I now also block the Straight of Hormuz. It is triple blocked now. Thank you.

The use of Tesla FSD is approved in the Netherlands. Despite 1.5 yr testing, no figures are shared, yet it is stated that it is safer: 'Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems.' #$TSLA www.rdw.nl/over-rdw/nie...

How does one get to a point where you can constantly contradict yourself and break every promise, but half the people still worship you? You can be as arrogant and ignorant as you want and the truth just stops mattering to your followers

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This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Short note for the US: I am about 40 years old and have seen the operations in Iraq and Afghanistan over the past 20 years on TV like anyone. This was not an unmitigated success. Iran is larger than Afghanistan and Iraq combined. That is all.

2021 Republicans: How dare tech companies talk to government about moderating speech!!! We’ll create a whole false narrative about it and take it all the way to the Supreme Court! 2025 Republicans: We run things now so

Look who Trump pulled out of the White House basement to solve the energy crisis: @keubiko.bsky.social

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Sad to see #$TSLA is losing ground in the epic battle around 400,- dollar per share. Nothing a AI datacentre / SpaceX merger rumor can't solve with a little help of thens of thousands of call options.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I hope @Khamenei took my advice ad did not pay for the annual plan on X. #Iran

Although it feels like joking at a funeral, I'd like to check in with Tesla on their 'FSD' grift. It has been > a year since the shady Tesla Robo Event. Did Tesla get passed a d*ck shaped imaginary map? Shitty #$TSLA: less sales, no robots, no autonomous cars... giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

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@developers.google.com 'Google Antigravity, build a lightweight app that enables me to track my Apple Watch activities similar to popular apps like Strava and Runna, but without all the bloatware. For each activity I want a 1 page summary including distance, energy used etcetera'

Grok, should I opt for the monthly annual plan on X? "Stay agile—if the armada decides to provide some "unsolicited renovations" to the local infrastructure, you won't want to be the guy chasing Elon Musk for a prorated refund."

Sorry, how does a stock / stonk go from -25% to -3% overnight? #$CVNA

Maybe these US militar airplanes are just having fun flying across Europe towards the Middle East. Don't know.🙃 Multiple Boeing E-3G Sentry and Boeing C-17A Globemaster III?

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the musk boys are never ever beating the allegations

#Tesla making a killer start in 2026. Trending downwards since Q12024 #$TSLA

Can someone with a degree in economics explain these (conflicting?) headlines next to eachother in @financialtimes.com ? @sparticuszorro.bsky.social @alphaville.ft.com

As it seems unlikely that Trump will transform into a modest, reasonable man the next 3 years , financial markets and Western politicians seem relatively calm to me. Like people in an abusive relationship denying they're suffering...Telling themselve it will get better...

Trump has invited Putin to join ‘Board of Peace’, Kremlin says www.ft.com/content/4b16...

Donnie and his FIFA peace price 🤡 giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

what a legend lmao

#$NVO Test GLP-1 agonists Test Test

cc: everyone on X, JFYI

From @financialtimes.com comments section 🙂 'Donald Trump calls for 50% increase in US defence spending by 2027'. @keubiko.bsky.social

Donald Trumps legacy

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed

Frey: So, they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video of myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.

His plan appears to be for Venezuela to remain under the day-to-day rule of Nicolás Maduro’s handpicked vice-president, with its democratically elected leaders excluded and its wealth controlled by American corporations econ.st/4q4UV9x Photo: Getty Images

Annual reminder that X, Tesla, xAI are companies you prefer NOT to be associated with as a sponsor, business partner or customer... #Grok #Musk giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Coward Nutlick (© by @keubiko.bsky.social) making sure Trump is completely licked clean like a dog licking the peanut butter jar.

This is not who we are... @keubiko.bsky.social ig.ft.com/us-ice-surve...

Theres a very long list of US products that cannot be sold in the EU thanks to EU regulations. Since the favorite pastime of the Trump regime & every US oligarch is to demonize EU regulations, I thought it would be very much worth going through some of those products. 🧵 by @daractenus.bsky.social

Can someone more experienced in clinical pharmacology interpret this decision, also in the light of everything 'Trump'? Great for primates, but why did they fill 100s of investigator brochures with repeat-dose toxicology studies..? @dereklowe.bsky.social giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Make America great again! www.ft.com/content/beec... “We already have some of the most abysmal infant mortality rates in the country, with some areas at third-world levels,” she said. “This is going to make it that much worse.” on.ft.com/4paW2nK @keubiko.bsky.social #Murica

Holy shit the quarter must be a train wreck.

Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.

Baseline working age population growth in the U.S. is ~0.3% Zero migration would make that negative Taiwan and Korea... woof