Baggies were plowing into this POS at $7+ last week on a fake news pump and dump that the float was 70M shares, 320M shares don’t exist, and if they do exist, they aren’t freely tradable (they do and they are). 🤌🤌🤌🤌 @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

Baggies asking Grok for detailed explanations of securities laws and getting blatantly false info (in part due to baggy prompting, but also Grok is very dumb in this area). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

All the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bros are starting to learn they might be fucked. www.fanniemae.com/media/54826/... @keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

Punched $MMTLP into the Xitter search to see what the baggies are up to. I see they are still totally rational about this stock that was canceled in 2022. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social

Almost as much deep value as $QNTM.

New Substack: open.substack.com/pub/keubiko/...

Isn’t this the company squeezing da neekid shawtz by getting baggies to DRS their shares so they can’t easily sell them lol? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social Now Yous Can’t Leave.

Keubiko's Hierarchy Of Grifting™️

Still the best bagholder video of all time. $MMTLP baggie from 2023 bleating about his stock that was canceled. #NoRefunds

Omg. Never been a better time to load up on Tesla puts. Fuckkkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey Trump, while you’re pissed off at Elon, can we get an update on this? 😂😂😂😂 www.forbes.com/sites/jamesf...

Inject this straight into my veins.

7.1 hours now.

Never thought I’d reach this level of shill😎

Hey @keubiko.bsky.social, you see this? Supposedly BBBYQ bonds no longer being quoted under 15c2-11 means equity emergence soon. Sad. Ha !

We won’t forget you Dougie, leader of the shills✊✊✊

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA www.wsj.com/business/aut...

I don’t normally link to Xitter, but if you want some bagholder gold you need to look at the replies to this Congressman’s Easter message. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social 🤌🤌🤌🤌 x.com/repralphnorm...

I told people for the longest time that Dave Lauer is nothing more than a grifter scumbag. He made that clear last Thursday.

LOL

Remarkable🤣🤣🤣

It’s finally here.

All of our search queries on CourtListener just got about 170ms faster. Going to keep working to make search fast.

It’s only 7:30am but I guarantee this is the dumbest thing you’ll read today. Crashing the global economy to save a few bucks on treasury refi interest. x.com/billackman/s...

Lol

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Soon baggies will be saying “bUt lOoK aT tUrKeY!”

it's wild how hard the crime is legal vibes are rn *US REMOVES SANCTIONS AGAINST CRYPTOCURRENCY MIXER TORNADO CASH

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New Substack out later this week.

Even Goober gets it www.businessinsider.com/tesla-stock-...

This is dystopian asf tbh. President of the United States using is power to preferentially defend the richest man in the worlds company. Yikes.

Dropbox now on the list of uninvestable companies.

Cathie Wood’s Canadian ARK partner goes down in flames for stealing client funds: www.capitalmarketstribunal.ca/sites/defaul...

Fucking incredible.

🤣🤣🤣

95% of the baggy shit you read out there wouldn't exist if baggies would look at this image. They won't. Hence, we go on.

The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre

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And further, you can tell Trump doesn’t actually care about fixing the deficit/national debt, because if he did he’d be talking about raising taxes and addressing entitlements. These tariffs are just smoke and mirrors.

How long until Trump and Elno look to ban short selling or demand Da Bloo Sheetz?

Contrarian take: the market is down because “they” are coming up with the $MMTLP settlement.

Just a friendly reminder: Crime is legal so long as you are willing to suck the orange popsicle. www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/b...

"Mr. Speaker, The President's Cabinet"

Someone want to explain to me where accused securities fraudster and failed CEO George Palikaras gets off calling other people to the mat? @keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @gorillameat.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdo...

Shills in shambles. Happy Friday.

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Seems far fetched but this number is in line with what some of the baggies think the “resolution” will be. One baggie even pitched the idea that the government should be incentivized to fix MMTLP because the capital gains would be enough to pay off the national debt. Sad. Ha!