Sniffing glue is a terrible addiction but with the right treatment you can make the jump back into the world of work as a Washington Post opinion commentator

Trump: if you switch from fully automatic fire to semi automatic then that counts as a ceasefire

Man, he's such a loser

Some of the most pathetic people out there are running for public office

Fell for it again award: Axios edition, part 57

There is no deal FYI. The Strait will remain closed. This is terrible news but it’s the price of incompetence.

About as under control as the presidents posting addicition

Mr. Trump, surrender to Islam before the markets close tick tock

Tired: Fuck the police Wired: Fuck the Polis

thomas is very obviously mainlining the most putrid far right slop imaginable

Enhanced returns (for shorts)

Are they building a tunnel to epstein island under the ballroom?

NEW: FBI Director Kash Patel's personal merchandise website was taken offline today after it was revealed that hackers had hijacked it to trick visitors into downloading malware. san.com/cc/kash-pate...

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

When the "voters don't care about the corruption" talking points appear, be sure to remind whoever uses them that people need to know whats going on before they can form an opinion

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

A story about KY GOP Senate nominee Andy Barr: In 2019 he got mad at AOC and demanded she come to his district to visit a coal mine. She said yes, which he didn't expect, so he withdrew the invitation. Then it turned out there were no working coal mines in his district. Because he's an idiot. 1/3

"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"

Dems are polling crazy high based on the flaming catastrophe that is Republican fascist rule, so primarying as many of the bad weak complicit Democrats in favor of good determined angry ones has rarely if ever been more crucial

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

I’m trying to imagine any Republican governor in America doing the equivalent of what Jared Polis just did. This is why Democrats lose.

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

No cover so far but I know one newly registered ship operator who will be looking to file a claim

He also chooses to wear clothes that make him look like his cybertruck for some reason

Perfectly normal statement from the president, nothing to see here

Gettin real tired of these babies and their free hand-outs. It's time they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and got a job instead of living off the state.

GILLIBRAND: How did we bomb 22 schools? COOPER: There's no indication we have G: So how do you explain publicly available information that 22 schools have been hit and multiple hospitals? C: There's no way we can corroborate that G: Have you investigated those claims? C: We have not

"So, how is the central bank chairman chosen in your country?"

That may be the lamest response I’ve ever seen. Not somebody I’d respect in a reasonable discussion.

Low information voters threw the lever for Trump in 2024 because they thought they were getting the 2019 economy again and not the 2020 economy but we're not allowed to call them stupid and evil for this, because in some fantasy world they care deeply what Democrats think of them.

If you think $150 oil is going to trigger an automatic reversal/deal you might be out of luck

Social Media in 2035

By electing the biggest baby in America to the presidency the issue will be fixed very soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Out like a light

Donald Trump’s Iran war is ripping across the US economy at a cost of hundreds of billions of dollars in lost output, as soaring fuel prices, rising borrowing costs and supply chain snags erode Americans’ prosperity. ft.trib.al/UBrpxHz

You shouldn't have anything to do with Instagram

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good spider with a gun

Iranian Speaker of Parliament:

None of the Iran War's stated strategic objectives have been achieved. Highly repressive regime still in Tehran, nuclear program still intact, missiles & drones still launching. And US now suddenly pausing effort to re-open Hormuz-- a problem that did not exist before the war. It's mind-boggling.

Sure, why not, a few more days delay couldn't hurt, maybe even a couple of weeks or a month. Many people are saying you just push the button after production, processing and shipping have been shut-off and the gas station pump magically refills 24hours later at the November 2025 price