NYT bravely refusing to take a side on whether pedophiles are bad

This is what fire is for

experimenting with ordering stuff from Canada has resulted in me getting hit with a 35% tariff weeks after a package was delivered

BANKS ARE FAILING! TIME TO PANIC AND GET ON AN EMERGENCY POD

making myself a negroni and asking chatgpt to write a recommendation letter for a 4 year old

Look it could happen to anyone. You're at a glory hole thinking you're blowing a hot chick only to find out later it was a dude

Crypto has one legitimate use case: showing how much excess liquidity is in the system and the market cap of all coins is how much central banks need to remove

NYC because there are bike lanes and trash goes in bins

lol

I know Amazon is supporting fascism and all but I just got 20% off a new coffee grinder

the spelling and grammar is pretty much exactly what I'd expect from an email address *jeevacation* at gmail dot com

Huh, so turns out the conspiracy about a powerful cabal of pedophiles was real.

What's next a tire company rating restaurants?

why people fly delta www.reddit.com/r/delta/comm...

This is why people need to hire me as a psychic because I can tell you which other psychics are full of shit

walking by the fridge for another hit of nog

Good luck with those future negotiations when everyone knows you'll give in immediately as soon as things get hard

what the hell is wrong with snow people

This is obviously good for stocks because if you stop selling something the price can't go up and contribute to inflation. Now the fed can cut more.

Libbed out with some cardio this morning (500x10 squats)

8 dems realize we need to touch the stove and are bravely putting their hand on the burner

You should need an ID to shop in a NYC grocery store. Tourist? Sorry, gotta go to the one for people who have no idea what they're doing

The mayor of NYC should earn at least a middle class salary of $600k

need a muscle mommy to help me spend a lot of time on snatch

if god were real id be able to max out pressing every day

of course it will eliminate poverty, it's a billion new teleoperation jobs a year

Tesla heading back down. The only option left is to announce an open ai deal

you can just say things, there are never any consequences

Leaving my family so I have more space for a collection of Lego starships

We should always bailout reckless misallocation of capital because otherwise someone might lose a paycheck

this is what not enough exuberance looks like

Cybertruck on an SVU film set guess they know who the pedo guys are

Socialism has come to NYC and people are already forming bread lines (to get that croissant you saw on Instagram)

you guys know what goes so hard? egg nog

thinking about war (street) fighters

opening a new $3B tower sure sounds like you're about to move

woke 2 leg day just got an upgrade.

Dressing for the post apocalypse future will be expensive

woke 2 we're cancelling sumo deadlift

@kalshiofficial.bsky.social with a times square billboard showing live odds to help tourists efficiently predict the outcome of the NYC mayoral election

wearing your marathon medal the day after the marathon is extreme loser behavior

me getting replaced by AI

stress petting the cat

Even if AI does eventually become sentient it will never have a soul so its life will only ever be as valuable as a ginger

lord give me a polymarket on this