tldr; don't sell and stonks will go higher

Squat triple PR and then missed the rerack for a fun morning

chairman xi my family is dying in authoritarian USA please sned freedom wheyfu

Wish I was kicking back with a nice tall glass of egg nog

19:43 5km not bad for a fat guy who just crushed some Indian food and beers

you're welcome

learn history

it's not a bubble the subway is just filled with ads for scam trading apps because 'investing' in 0dte options is the future of retirement

woke 2 getting jacked af progressing nicely

All my apes gone!l

All my apes gone!

If you're not thinking "fuck I gotta sell my stocks now" then no one else is either and that's why the market don't care

windows 11 really sucks how do you mfers live like this

judging by the state of these kettlebell swings our new anti-woke military is cooked

walked past a couple on the street talking about how ugly a cybertruck is

We need the enhanced games so that athletes are free to inject their penis for maximum performance

Time to ban cars

Ah yes, the degenerate gamblers have a good insight into the US invasion plans

Time to play the game of: which purse did my wife leave the other set of keys in

rip blackrock

finally the communists have come to liberate us from pointless capitalist bureaucracy and have got some actual work done www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/n...

Ah finding out that a major healthcare provider where I live is going out of network because of contract negotiations. Love having the best healthcare system in the world

Citibike fees up again? Please @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social my family is dying with this unaffordability crisis. At these prices we at least need the original speeds

Somehow I lost weight over the holidays despite nogmaxxing and barely working out

I bet he's excited to finally be in a walkable city

>I’m going for my squat PR but I’m worried I’ll abuse trans people when I accomplish it Do you know how ridiculous you sound?

Tried to buy something in store from target, was 40% more than Amazon and was locked up anyway with no one around to let me buy it anyway. Ordered from Amazon in store for delivery at 6pm tonight

Manhattan needs so many more skyscrapers

refreshing the page to check how many new likes my based tweet has got

hell yeah

They don't want you to become a freak beast by trainingmaxxing

Abducting and trying Maduro to extract a $1MM bribe for a pardon. That's the 4d chess this president is known for

Why do we need to kill drug traffickers? Just take some personal responsibility and don't do drugs

winning big when jesus returns and sends all the gamblers to hell

my third perfect cognitive exam is raising a lot of questions already answered by my third cognitive exam

$630 for boots?! Where is she shopping Walmart?

omw to get a bec

Just learning that you can't say LMNOP when singing the alphabet anymore. It's there anything the woke left won't take from us?

looking at reward travel on different airlines and holy shit does the fed ever need to hike

NHL going with Fanatics for the jerseys should be a crime

Significantly improving a tourtière by adding some scotch bonnet sauce

Watching a guy with 4 different cameras (two film) take 100 pictures of his latte at the coffee shop

the prevalence of front and awd means many people are missing out on fun drift turns in the snow

gathering as a family around the warm glow of the tv and watching the ritual sacrifice of a humanoid poptart

some people shouldn't be allowed to drive in the snow