I fully understand what was announced to the public but I started working there 4 years after this and a) the original motto was part of orientation and delivered to us by Cox himself and b) there are still Move Fast Break Things posters on the walls as of the time I left (which was this year).

I've just now realized that Pete Davidson is wearing a shirt with Robert Pattinson on it. I do wonder if RPattz ever got back to Trump re: all those tweets.

Is she talking about Kamala "Dick Cheney was a good public servant" Harris? KHivers are the most delusional people alive. This is objectively worse and more untrue than shit Hillary's deadenders! Except maybe Kamala would say it cos she has the political instincts of a toddler! I hate this planet!

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

It would be better if there were not a "God", because if I die, and there is, He will answer for his crimes.

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Counterpoint: I would like to see this

This is Schumer’s real crime.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot

Yes ...I would also start drinking, with that....

Another day in Mamdani's NYC

Bills losing to a coach that literally said this

the thing about this is that a) small states do not have any interests that are inherent to their size (no less than james madison understood this) b) the senate is organized along party lines which makes the small/big distinction almost irrelevant and c) the filibuster has never been used this way

*points at the NYC is not deep blue and has had multiple right-leaning mayors in my lifetime yet again*

Having lunch in Malibu but didn't clock the people at lunch were rich, huh

Of course he is 15

There is no world in which the deaths by suicide of young people, or the documented mental unraveling of vulnerable people can be an "acceptable" cost for ANY technology, no matter how revolutionary these technologies are claimed to be.

For 50 years the right has been telling us that the appropriate response to this is to open fire on these goons. They say we need assault weapons as a bulwark against a tyrannical government snatching people off the streets.

Minneapolis is more liberal than NYC, change my mind.

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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

"all of us who are Cassandras" lmfao dude do you hear yourself

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Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning. This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.

Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”

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The way I just sounded reading this is probably illegal in some countries

this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes

I've watched "Zohran learns about Dick Cheney" at least 14 times now and it's always funny.

*immediately after a guy completely destroys my shit, just wrecks me in the most publicly embarrassing way possible* alright man well.... I'm going to be keeping an eye on you

I have to be honest, a friend leaned over to me in the middle of a mtg and showed me the Bronco video and I literally asked if it was AI because why the fuck would you do that? He made AI Andrew Cuomos for his own campaign ads but then IRL drove around a 1996 White Bronco?

I am not doing this to bag on anyone but I want to strongly point out this is a precinct level, not voter level, analysis, which is potentially misleading especially for gentrified or gentrifying areas of BK and Queens.

If it's not from the Champagne region it's 'sparkling commie.'

In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

I would still read the postmortem as to why all the people terrified of Zohran Mamdani decided to unite behind the most odious and disliked disgraced candidate running and not a total normie like Brad Lander. Mamdani wasn't inevitable, and hitching that wagon to Andrew Cuomo was a huge mistake.

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

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New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself

THANK FUCKING GOD. ANDREW CUOMO YOU LYING ABOUT HAVING NIPPLE RINGS BITCH. GO BACK TO WHEREVER YOU ACTUALLY LIVE.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

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you're laughing? when polls close, andrew cuomo is going to have to blast off with team rocket and fight meowth for a seat and you're laughing?

I cannot