I have no real strong opinions on Taylor Swift and I haven't listened to her album BUT every single snippet or lyric except I've heard/read sounds like this to me youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8?...

Love to be 140 years old

Change in Headline

The people getting pissed off he called a 35 year old middle aged are sending me. How old do people think humans live.

If you're wondering about the exonerative tense here: the piece of shit who did this is the son of a cop.

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a PR firm can do a lot more than that. for example, they could physically take jay's phone and hide it.

There's been a 12% increase in homes entering contract in NYC during the same time period you dipshits.

Do people do the "replace one actor in a movie with a muppet" thing cos I have a suggestion for the film Nightcrawler

you know what my favorite thing about One Battle After Another is? It's that Bob isn't the hero. He never once is the hero of the story. He's just a dad, who shows up, and never gives up. The heroes are the women & the POCs. It never once even pretends that this white man is the hero of the story.

truly an all timer

they played a trailer for The Bride! before One Battle After Another and when it ended the guy next to me said to his friend, I think it has something to do with Frankenstein? and i cannot quite get my head around it still

One Battle After Another is not a movie about race or politics or California or fathers and daughters. It is, first and foremost, a movie about modelo time

Curling up on the sofa with a nice cup of tea and turning on the sound of one man just going off the rails unhinged mashing on the high keys of his piano

Impossibly perfect film; shout-out to my favorite line delivery: Paddy Considine's "I know" youtu.be/-ilS41UjtBw?...

One of the best scenes in cinema

It's worth noting this 63% number everyone keeps citing is from a Gallup poll that included 401ks. Not noting this is misleading. You can argue that having a pension also makes you bourgeois but 401ks are (bad) opt-in replacements for pensions.

Day 39 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Really needed to get Brian dePalma to come in and clean this one up, it's very confusing IMO

A personal anecdote offered in response to Trump’s declaration that kids should not be given Tylenol. www.pbump.net/o/taking-tyl...

Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

Mark zuckerbread

This is Eric Adams coded

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is an absolute classic that isn’t talked about enough.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

wait what the fuck the website for the ding dong lounge is still up????

Imagine cooking on this level

Glad we are setting the earth on fire and wasting all of the money to bring this meaningful technology to the masses.

"You're irrelevant on Bluesky!" m8 I was irrelevant on Twitter where I had 110k followers and frequently got over a million views on my videos. It was still just shitposting on a social media site. Deciding that posting is activism has rotted a lot of brains on all sides.

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

Like how did Bob Iger not understand that one FEARS Disney adults. You don't cross them. They're basically beserkers who wear Winnie the Pooh in place of animal pelts.

This is exactly what I mean. All these weird rich white men obsess over Twitter influencers. Those people are not known by most people and their concerns are really off putting to average people. You know who normal average people like? Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and God help me Jimmy Fallon.

This is an interesting point because another thing he said was, as the helicopter comes in the end to save everyone, "ohhhh that's why there are no pterodactyls. They would obviously fly away! They'd escape!" so honestly he is smarter than anyone in Jurassic World.

This still slaps so hard

I desperately need people to understand no one is on either of these sites.

lmao this feels like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

My son just watched Jurassic Park for the first time and has been going on and on about all the problems with the park for 10 minutes now so I said "well basically Jurassic Park is a bad idea" and he said very calmly "well I wouldn't say it was a BAD idea" and little man WHAT?

You can get this for free, online.

Ok. This is not funny. But. "He has been arrested and extradited to Queens." That's obviously one of the funniest sentences anyone has ever written.

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW GAVIN NEWSOMS

Its just that it's very difficult to understand from the perspective of a person who has been alive for more than 3 weeks that the people we are talking about endlessly FOR THE FUTURE OF THE NATION are CHARLIE KIRK and JIMMY KIMMEL.

Remember when Disney lawyers were supposed to be this invincible force of cataphracts that would bury any opposition, no matter if it was a government or a grief-stricken parent putting Spider-man on their son's grave

BREAKING: HUGE ENDORSEMENT FOR ANDREW CUOMO

Carmen SanDiego at Rockapella's funeral

Jimmy Fallon stop being a pussy and get thrown in jail challenge

I begged my relatives to buy me fashion mags at 7 or 8. These took up several hours per month of my time and led me to intense preoccupation and disordered behavior w fitness, skin, beauty abnormally early. Even for a millennial. Many of today's 8 YO consume this content for several hours PER DAY.

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