Ok I'm a basketball fan and I just realized I've been conflating the wizards (an NBA team) with the generals (the team that loses to the Globetrotters) MY ENTIRE LIFE

I love both players involved and this take is correct. Wemby reacted in a way I think is understandable to being manhandled but he reacted in a way that was also BAD. I think the ejection and no suspend was right. The narrative being pushed sucks so so so fucking hard.

Again you can't just say little caesars arena

Read this in a couple hours today. One of the best memoirs I've ever read. High recommend, dealt with some of the same issues & i recognized my own humor in her telling, tho obviously I have not been on iCarly. Of course out of nowhere my own fucking mom started messaging me while I was reading it.

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

So this boat blew up in front of me a little bit ago and when googling to figure out what happened I found a bunch of articles about a boat in a similar spot that blew up last weekend so my main conclusion is the Miami Vice Stunt Spectacular was a documentary.

5 years ago I accepted a linkedin from man with a near identical name to someone I knew (distinctive name). I realized after I added it was a stranger. His only interaction since has been to wish me a happy birthday every year. Thank you random Founder, Visionary, building scalable monetization man.

girl are you Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey because you haven't even gotten here and a bunch of weird dudes are already whining that you weren't created specifically to meet their expectations

Reminder

Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Surprised and disappointed by the lack of Sandstorm representation in the Millennial song conversation but I am used to being disappointed by everyone.

crying at wemby asking "what's that mean?"

Turns out there was one thing you could do about Wemby

Been a Knicks fan for 40 years. I am watching shit I have never seen before…

Found someone who is pissed at Ellie the Elephant because of Republicans. Ultimate Bluesky posting, no notes.

Let’s go Liberty!

I know this isn't the point but wtf is this wig

Hi we are stupid idiots who set off the burglar alarm and the police came and now we are scared

Films are some of the most beautiful things in the history of Movies

Begging the 38 year olds on this app to turn off porn and actually meet any young person.

Why did Jonathan Demme decide Buffalo Bill had sick taste in music. Seems unnecessary. This is not in the book.

Blocking the Jet Blue-Spirit merger and partnership with American is the most embarrassing, consumer harming bullshit Lina Khan has ever hung her hat on and always smelled more like "talked to Delta and Southwest's CEOs" than anything else share.google/YKl7SixBTJ7X...

with very little money here's how i would fix the mario movies: - recast chris pratt

If it helps, there is no Mario Canon. Each game is a play that they put on each time as actors

Truly spends every day acting like a man who was in a socal ska band

Wrong. Sometimes it's about Jerry Chen.

We just dropped a limited batch of $5 tickets at gothamfc.com/mayor for the Gotham FC May 9th home game vs. Boston Legacy. I'll be there. Will you? Grab a $5 ticket at gothamfc.com/mayor before they're gone!

I am to considered a very healthy person. I ran for 2 miles today! I am physically fit, have great cardio endurance, can deadlift my own weight, I'm thin and pescatarian. I can put my legs behind my head, I'm so flexible, have great blood work, and no genetic anomolies at all. I also have cancer 🥳

Sucks they remade King of Comedy and it was Joker and not the idea I just came up with that involves Jack Black as Langford and Robert Pattinson as Rupert Pupkin.

Oh so the 27 year old who runs the American Squid Games is a bad employer, I see.

When I was in my 20s and imbibing too many substances I regularly would jam $100-200 in internet jukeboxes in bars. I really don't know what kind of money I would have spent if I encountered THIS.

A stray orange cat in Thailand moved into a bar. The owners got him a QR code so that customers can buy him food and cat treats.

I think that as economists we should be a lot more concerned that everyone feels like they've got poorer when the data show they haven't. We certainly shouldn't just be assuming that the customers are wrong, rather than that we're no longer measuring things that are most relevant to wellbeing

Wow so I guess everyone heard about what I did at the Mario movie!!

Devastating: Hampshire College is permanently closing following the Fall 2026 Semester. A beautiful institution & community that has done so much for so many. My child is a current Hampshire senior. Hampshire's approach to education is so unique, humane, & exciting—I've seen it first hand. Tragic

This is possibly the funniest framing I've ever seen complaining about checked bag fees. 1) checked bag fees apply to everyone at every destination? 2) I have a small child and have gone to both Disneys and both Universals with him without checking bags? Learn how to pack?

Tax invisibility is a scourge in our politics > Public childcare isn't free, it's tax-funded. > People buying $34 burgers pay taxes. > Believe $34 burger eaters should pay more? wait until you hear about this idea "progressive taxation" Wow, problem solved, thanks taxes! 😀

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

happy easter

Once my sister shipped me this huge box of grapefruits, must've been like 50 or more. She just didn't know what to do with her grapefruit tree and asked if I "wanted grapefruits" and that's what I got. 50 some grapefruits. MFers cost $2 each in NY. I had no idea, thought she was sending me like 3.

Every instinct in my Italian ass body right now

Ok, SO. I really liked Project Hail Mary! Terrific film! Very pretty! Great puppetry! BUT! Like look. I'm just saying Ryland Grace's background story actually is the same as the MST3K theme song. And that's great. But!

I'm gonna go ahead and make this about "my thing" and say that a cool way to let kids be kids would be to create safer streets that allow them to do ride bikes and run around and do kid stuff without worried about being crushed by a car. No one ever talks about that though.

The weirdest thing about this post (besides what he wrote lol) are the few positive responses are from people who think kids aren't being taught to write AT ALL. Like if only there was a more accessible way to write by hand but we will never know as only cursive exists.

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

just for the record "death of the author" means "the author doesnt have total control over the meaning of their own art" not "its okay to give money to hitler if you liked his paintings as a child"

No more draft, every draft eligible player is a free agent. Problem solved.