Also finally getting Run to the table

Dice Miner kinda evening

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

I just figured out my worst case food scenario. Having to choose between Skyline Chili and White Castle. Just the absolute worst foods. I am in pain even trying to say one is better than the other.

Hot take, I think my favorite song on Pet Sounds is Sloop John B.

Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning

if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason

I love Dayne, but his long kicks to no one after eating time are not the way to get a last minute goal

"That's a filthy nutmeg." Apple MLS commentary team or a white girl in a Starbucks in Fall.

Need to hang a sign in the MNUFC locker room that says "Pass With Purpose"

It's never too early to sub out Yeboah.

As a theater major, my mind cannot comprehend how Godot's name is pronounced for San Diego.

Singing a little song to my roommate about how the Loons shouldn't keep clearing the ball to the middle of the field in the hopes that it catches on as folk lore and enters the collective Minnesota consciousness.

The haze from the pyro is like an Anti-Mexico filter.

I have taken an hour long nap and it's still over an hour till kickoff.

I am already too tired for soccer tonight.

All hail our true national bird. 🫡

Really unlucky for Philly to have both a terrible header and an abysmal scissor kick in the span of 5 seconds.

*commentators voice* real end to end stuff in Philly

Been catching up on a Call of Cthulhu Masks of Nyarlothotep playthrough this morning but now it's lighthearted DnD time with friends. Tonal whiplash incoming.

There's like 20 of these cans scattered across the street near my house and I'm pretty sure some poor construction worker is gonna get in so much trouble for not securing their truck properly.

Mac and Szobo having good games, Gakpo getting in good positions, Mo having some sparks. Still plenty of time in this (she says forcing optimism)

What's the opposite of buying a shirt for a player? I would like to do that for Kerkez.

I'm glad Forest could get their away kits from old thrown out Tottenham kits. Support recycling.

They line up perfectly.

such great branding

"The day Vance's milky teats graced your timeline was the most important day of your life. But for me it was Tuesday." M. Bison if he was in our terrible timeline.

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

I'm over the online DM Wars discourse. We could be using that energy instead to be evangelists for Noura Ibrahim and Ross Bryant and their beautiful RP skills.

If anyone is looking for somewhere to donate for the season, Arts Nest and The Cowles Center could use some help with costs for their reopening next year to bring dance back to downtown MPLS. www.givemn.org/event/cowles...

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Any of y'all Minnesotans been to Con of the North? Should I make a venture there this year?

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

Can’t wait until RFk’s Brain Worm drops its substack in the morning

- St Paul

Don't you f*cking do this to me Co-star! I already desperately want a Chaise Lounge; dirges and heavy sighs are just a given.

math textbook covers for some reason:

Heggies Breakfast Pizza or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoy Sausage on Pizza.

Oh my...

I'm fairly ambivalent to the MLS schedule change because of the winter break, but I will pour one out for our poor turf field trying to survive the winter games and early spring matches.

I think it’s great that our media elites have decided that men in their 30s saluting Hitler are just rambunctious kids who got carried away, while 16-year old girls being trafficked and raped by billionaires are “underage women” making informed choices. Definitely reflects well on us as a society.

Pretty cool that 12.99 will now get you access to a mind bending drama based on highly structured and inscrutable rules with themes of identity and free will set to a backdrop of corporate desperation and overreach and also severance is on there I guess

New kit day!

Just a quick hit out by Beltram. Already gone. Not the show that last night was but it's trying.

I know everyone was wondering and the answer is yes, the Menards 2026 Calendar/Planner is surprisingly fairly Fountain Pen friendly. There's some bleed but not obtrusive. Lamy Safari with the basic Lamy Blue ink cartridge.