Went to the best Döner spot in Chicago. Absolutely delicious. Its called Turkish Döner. Yeah its the name and the type of food it is lol

Its Acosta Airbender time l

Oh yeah $4 a gallon is actually less than $3 a gallon if you really think about it

The homeland calls once again

The "again" in this hitting harder than a bus

What fresh horrors will the Chicago Red Stars inflict on me this year

Bro lol

I hate to "if any other president did this" but holy fuck if any other president did this

The word "rage" does not begin to cover it. The phrase "we told you so" does not begin to cover it. These people are murdering for fun and the best we got for our warnings was being snidely eyerolled at on Twitter and in real life. And the ones who rolled their eyes will mostly be fine. We won't.

Hmmm

Man I just love playing soccer again. I still got a long way to go to get to the level I know I can play, but it feels good to at least start

Once the scale of this debacle becomes absolutely clear to them they’re going to run over each other to blame Netanyahu for starting the war.

My country just self destructed because Black people were in Marvel movies so that might be a reason

Ive never been more scared

Italy traded their Mens World Cups for baseball it all makes sense now

Still dying that as me as Kyle were standing there at the end of the game, some dude hands me this and says "congrats on your win" Why are you betting 700 dollars on this years Bucks lol

Now this, this is Wisconsin

Gas in the middle of Wisconsin is as much as it'd normally be in Chicago, people are about to be mad as fuck at that man in like a month

Iran after getting attacked by the US for no reason

He's going to be on a 6 month recovery plan where he only eats gum that's been found on the bottom of theater seats

Do I bring house parties back

The NBA: Think of the children 😞😞😞😞😞 Also the NBA: When you bet $5 dollars get $50000 with code FuckMagicCity on DraftKings

Theyre about to have Resident Evil type diseases in the place your gam gam is planning on retiring at lol

This is a great advertisement for the game me and my friends made out of FIFA games called Gladiator FIFA where you get points for red cards

It really is wild how people are stunned these guys are so dumb when Trump ran on a very public "we are very dumb" campaign

Surely making every country in the world ready to kick your ass will go well

NBA is insane what do you mean my daily happiness relies on a man named Devin

Yeah just queue up my cell rn, we will not be there

Oh Bill Maher got a cut sitting courtside lets spend 10 minutes on that instead of the game

Trump definitely just played the card thats gonna get your average normie that didnt care about anything mad

This World Baseball Classic really showing that baseball isnt boring, MLB is

When people got mad at that girl on Twitter for being happy she was having breakfast with her husband

SHOKALOOK Shamika Keisha Tara

"I was just following orders" is what theyre gonna beg in 3 years btw

Well someone has to have that conversation with your kids since you seem to not plan on having it at all

The building from the Spider-Man 2 video game is real?

Jake Musical Reviews: Chess - the tone was really bad and didnt know if it wanted to be serious or goofy but literally every other aspect was world class Everyone from the leads to chorus were singing their ass off. The visuals were 10/10. The orchestra was playing like LeBron 9/10 for sure

I feel really blessed today. I hope I help you guys as much as I feel like you help me

I love visiting NYC my god. This city is fantastic. I'd be in a not great situation if I tried to live here tho I am too small fish

New York City is amazing but mostly because you see window AC units at the top level of a building with like 500 floors, and putting that in has to be the most stressful thing of all time.

Were redoing 2002 again but without the see through case electronics which was the main thing that got people through 2002

I'm more scared of Nintendos legal team than I am of the US Government

I've made a lot of dumb decisions in my life and being a Suns fan might be the worst one

I think I have listened to every Fito Olivares song, bro was making BANGERS

Alright well Im unable to pay my taxes this year

Bed, Bath, and Protein

Conservatives: Abortion is bad every life is precious 😭 Also conservatives: Oopsie just bombed almost 200 children oh well cost of doing war

Hes about to get a chunk out of his ear for real this time