Me seeing Spy Kids for the 1000000000th time as a kid

Nate Burleson the WHAT now?

A lot of people do not love where they live apparently and theyre making it everyone elses problem for some reason

Friendly fire out there huh

The only time Ive ever felt unsafe in Chicago has been since Trump has been sending the biggest losers in the country over here

Why is it almost 90 degrees in October bruh

Mercury are now going to have to play post Becky Hammon yelling Aces so the boss music starts now

Thats JD Vance

The Satou Sabally shoutout to Germany cured my depression a bit

This could have been an email Cathy lol

Shes shooting like Curry out there. Wish other politicians had half the spine that her and people like Jasmine Crockett have

Probably should not have publicized the nickname the person you have beef with gave you lol

Bruh I love this club so much wtf. What a commanding start to the season. Goat Team look incredible.

ITS NOT ENOUGH

Conservatives not reading even a sentence of a Punisher comic or Wikipedia entry will always be very funny

Hot take: Taylor Swifts best album is Folklore and it sounds like it continues to be her best album

Pritzker just dropped a 28-3 lead somehow.

Im not gonna lie, I knew people were just gonna roll over and be cowards but I didnt expect THIS many people rolling over

If theres cranberries in this imma need this

The concept of space is scary The fact that we spend every day with an ocean that takes up most of the planet and we still dont know whats in it is scarier

Unhinged video editor Jake appearance

"This will definitely affect my kid, who is currently making fortnite fanfiction with ChatGPT and watching the worst YouTube Shorts ever made" is going to be the discourse around this

Not saying that MascotMania 2 is happening soon, but if it was, are there any mascots that need to be in it that wouldn't be already? You have until tomorrow to leave a suggestion, one with the most likes get in. In theory.

Prince erasure is wild lol

I was like "Why is he running from someone in an Oprah outfit" and then the camera turned around and there were 40 people lol

We need to make this illegal again lol

The National Geographic Kids GOAT.

This song is like hearing a tornado siren for the vast majority of NBA teams so I get

Show this week with both hosts this time. We'll go over all the leagues. Do Microsoft Paint Predictions. Have lots of joy and merriment. And then since Jake is moving, we rank Bundesliga cities by how much we'd want to move there Thursday at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

I need yall to say Phoenix is going to lose thats the only way they vibe up

The Bears arent ass The Fire are in the playoffs The Mercury are in the Finals Goat Team is almost in top 6 Is this what yall feel like all the time lol

I have never wanted to attend a Fire game more than I have wanted to for this game on Saturday the vibes are going to be absolutely cosmic

Glad to have done my part to vibe our way back to the playoffs

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

THE #STARTJUSTIN AGENDA IS HAVING A DAY

Idk how I'm going to get through this period of time because Im losing my shit trying to understand why is everyone just letting this shit happen? And thats exactly whats going on. People are just letting this happen.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Hey man does anyone in government want to stop any of this or nah

I know she likes to sit there in silence (unless its talking shit to a ref) but maybe you gotta say something about this bruh

Hilarious considering he just said he "came from practice" on this nightmare fever dream Kai stream. I guess he did literally lol

Probably not great the NWSL and WNBA have their players hating commissioners like this I'd say

This account is the only thing that could make me mad that I dont live in Arizona or Oregon

This isnt gonna look so hot during that human rights trial in 3 years lol

Wow I feel so much safer now that this 8 year old is getting deported thanks men from Darien, IL

Why on Earth is the first MLB wild card game at Noon on a Tuesday lol

"I personally dont know Bad Bunny so why on Earth is he the half-time performer" is an interesting stance people are taking lol

Me falling to my knees at the Schaumburg Walmart "Where are the live lobsters..."

hey it’s weird to scold people in chicago for not physically attacking ICE in the streets or imply that there is no real resistance occurring! the fact that a lot of things aren’t highly publicized is on purpose! the goal is to keep people safe not win internet points.

Ive had enough of y'all quite frankly

We beat them last week We beat them last weeeeek How bad must you be We beat them last week