Winning at Ibrox and playing well while doing it is a lovely lovely start to the weekend.

Me logging back in to Bluesky for the first time in weeks because Hearts are magic.

4 games, 16 goals scored, 1 conceded and every new signing I’ve seen play makes me slightly moist. Mental that we’re going to score over 150 goals this season.

But but but, I’m sure Stephen Miller said we were a dangerous place to live…

AAA has the average gas price today in the US at $3.11 and the lowest state is Mississippi at $2.71. He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis

good closing line

Hi, I’m Donald Trump and I’ll do and say anything to stop it being revealed that I’m a deprived peadophile like my dead friend Jeffrey. This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

Steven Presley has absolutely nailed the scaff look. Definitely has the shakes every morning until he necks that first can of Special Brew.

BRB, off to get my Claudio Braga tattoo.

Mental that Shankland, Braga, Wilson will score at least 20 goals each this season

No commentary on Hearts TV @rfborthwick.bsky.social @thejamtarts.bsky.social

Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase

You know, this might not be the lie we think it is. This is from a poll of 10 people who had all been convicted for Jan 6 offenses.

German is such a beautiful language

How Will Trapp is still on the pitch is beyond me. 2nd game in a row where he’s been shit.

I can’t even. And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.

The resolve of the human spirit knows no bounds. @theonion.com

As much as the new #MNUFC 3rd kit is awesome, and is finally on the MLS store, not shipping it until Aug 15th is poor stuff. So I’ll be at Allianz later fighting with everyone for the last shirt in the store 😂

It’s real! Is it real? Oh my days.

Are the jobs and factories in the room with us right now Howard?

Stephen Miller telling lies again. Must be hard for this regime to wonder what shite to spout each day.

If heaven existed, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when this obsequious and pious excuse for a human turns up at the gate only to be laughed at and turned away.

The number of times he and his cabinet colleagues and lackeys use the word patriot/patriotic to get people to buy their policies is unreal. Being healthy is the right goal, explain the why and not some made up shite.

Hey, is that Kristi Noem on the tv? She normally keeps such a low profile… As for dignity, she and her peers wouldn’t know what that is. Disgrace.

We are so good right now it’s brilliant. Across the entire squad. Glorious stuff!

That’s the first of the 32 goals Shankland will score this season.

I know he’s young and also one of our own, however, James Wilson hasn’t done very much since scoring that early goal.

Is Dunfermlines shirt sponsor a blow job emporium?

I assume Benedictus keeps going to the ground is because he’s a fat bastard and needs a rest

I see Alan Forrest is still not very good.

plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes Hearts

Shan behavior from Hearts. Sign in to watch today’s game to discover that my international subscription was cancelled and I have to sign up again at a higher price. No notification or email sent out. Poor stuff. @thejamtarts.bsky.social @thefoh.bsky.social

Rolling Stone continues to teach a masterclass in headline writing www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Awesome, they’ll reduce ticket prices then.

Is that Kristi Noem on the TV? That’s unusual, she normally keeps such a low profile because she’s so busy doing you know, her actual job.

Here’s the thing, he’s actually not that wrong. In my experience of living here, there’s a prevailing sentiment that ‘paying for other people’ is a bad thing & shouldn’t be encouraged. It’s why every election in the past 40 yrs has come down to “who’s going to make the most difference to my wallet?”

DOOCY: When was the last time you went sunbathing? TRUMP: Been a long time. Maybe I was around 7 or so. I'm not too big into it.

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of reasons to believe that Donald Trump is a fool. But the fact that it took almost a decade for him to figure out that Putin has been playing him for one is as good as any.

Appreciate getting the actual facts on how much a buttload of cash really is as well as the discussion about how it was determined on the @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social latest episode.

Dear @mnufc, I don’t ask for much from you but please let this be true. amp.footyheadlines.com/244023164322...

A family sat next to use at the fireworks display tonight, they had maga hats, anti vax shirts etc and it made me way angrier than it ever has before. These people are in need of help. They’re also cunts.

Look at these soulless cowards cheering and bowing to a liar, a fraud and a child. I wish them nothing but sadness.

Strange how someone who is as blatantly antisemitic as this guy claims he’s trying to get universities in line because they’re being antisemetic.

Today I shall do very little aside from cook meat and corn on the cob on the grill, drink cold beer and watch the fireworks that’s our town puts on. That’s all after I’m done driving our kids to practice, to work and wherever else they book dad uber for

Quick reminder that Andy Ogles is a proven liar.

Absolutely wild that we’re going to win the league and cup this coming season.

Friggin herself off beneath the desk probably.

Lake Louise has been ruined by Instagram influencers. Jasper and Yoho are way better when you get into the wilderness.

Oh look, Kristi Noem has another costume. Evil dressed up is still evil Kristi, doesn’t matter how much you try and hide it.