MN United needs Yeboah to be healed

MN-Prophecy Rating: Ramsay gives Lynx a pep talk and says, “Long throws and no possession wins championships!” Lynx in 5.

MN-Prophecy Rating: Gressel detention game!

MN-Prophecy Rating: The rare zero yellow card game for our Loons.

MN-Prophecy Rating: Is the malaise gone? Not quite sure if the malaise has ma-left…

MN-Prophecy Rating: Great to see that young man out there, subbing in and all!

MN-Prophecy Rating: Loons leave mountains, drunk on Coors, having treaded water in the standing (as Loons do)

MN-Prophecy Rating: (Cuz) Maybe Nobody Understands Fan Catharsis (like you)

MN-Prophecy Rating: Are there mountains in Australia?

MN-Prophecy Rating: Stop predicting goals conceded right before halftime!

MN-Prophecy Rating: David De-Funkified!

It’s another day and another chance for #MNUFC to get back on track before the playoffs, this time at altitude. What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight’s tilt v the Crapids?

"77: Gut-Punched in the Cup-Nuts (feat. @rynjohnster.bsky.social)" is live! Misery loves company so we’ve asked Loonlet John to help us grieve the last-second Open Cup loss and the game against the Chicago Fire. We have a nice long #MNUFC vent sesh, hoping it makes us feel just a wee bit better.

MN-Prophecy Rating: Goals and a Wonderwall would be helpful imo

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Ramsay out here setting up the league for the 2027 season, they won’t know what hit ‘em.

MN-Prophecy Rating: It was right there …

MN-Prophecy Rating: Look out Colorado because some Loons be double scorned

MN-Prophecy Rating: Now it’s time to bounce back … at altitude

MN-Prophecy Rating: Hope the beer did its thing …

MN-Prophecy Rating: Another opponent, another back 5 …

MN-Prophecy Rating: “you think we’ll definitely”? Have some confidence next time!

@flyoverfooty.bsky.social Sang Bin injured? Why didn’t he dress tonight?

Tune in next episode for a Loons vent sesh, gonna look for some silver linings. #MNUFC

Short rest? #MNUFC injuries? Open Cup loss hangover? Ready to bounce back? What’s your “MN-Prophecy” for tonight’s match against the Fire?

Short rest? #MNUFC injuries? Open Cup loss hangover? Ready to bounce back? What’s your “MN-Prophecy” for tonight’s match against the Fire?

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The Open Cup semifinal is finally here! What’s your “MN-Prophecy” for tonight’s match, where a win sets up a first ever home final for our #MNUFC?

The Open Cup semifinal is finally here! What’s your “MN-Prophecy” for tonight’s match, where a win sets up a first ever home final for our #MNUFC?

The #MNUFC Transfer Window recap is up! I came away from the research for this: - Very intrigued by the mysterious Alexis Fariña - Less sure of Mamadou Dieng's ceiling - Genuinely puzzled by Dominik Fitz's passing Take a look and let me know who you're most excited about! callupastorm.com?p=70

Got some airport time again if anyone wants to chat #MNUFC, their Open Cup matchup on Wednesday and the stretch run of this record-breaking season …

“76: Loons nearly Crash, then Smash & Grab Three Points in San Diego” is live! We re-live the night that was for #MNUFC in San Diego and get ready for another huge game for our Loons in their hunt for their first MLS-era trophy. Some guy named Triantis did something too …

Inject “Ramsay-cam” into the veins!

MN-Prophecy Rating: Thank you for your prophecy, we’re all glad you were wrong

MN-Prophecy Rating: I mean, yea, that all happened!

MN-Prophecy Rating: Match Fitz-ness is funny 😆

MN-Prophecy Rating: Looks like San Diego got the bad draw, having to play US!

MN-Prophecy Rating: Fitz debut not the debut to review

MN-Prophecy Rating: No, WE did not, again, get chipped from midfield, hehe