The last @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast of 2025 and it’s our Xmas special with @howardread.bsky.social helping answer festive Qs. Does Santa really poo off the Santa Monica pier on his summer holidays? Get your kids to listen! pod.fo/e/3681bd Available all places podcasts are

I keep forgetting to be on Bluesky atm, but here's this week's blog about alt xmas tunes incase it's of use in these festive times.

On the penultimate @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense of 2025, Lorna Rose Treen joins me to answer an important question about whether KG is, or isn’t, Garry Panson. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/36362d Available all places podcasts live.

Whenever people say ‘I need a big car cos I’ve got loads of kids + stuff’ I like to point out that clown cars are very small & somehow fit 10-15 people in them plus ladders, buckets of water, custard pies etc

Joining me on this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast it’s Ciaran Chillingworth & Kit Finnie. They help to answer a very important question about butter. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/35eed9 Available all places podcasts live.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games! Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI. You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:- www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal

Today's blog thingy: open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

i’m so happy for him

If Reeves had any sense of humour she could have said 'maybe the budget leaked because I removed these goddamn caps'. Then dropped the mic and left.

From inside a giant glove the very funny @annasoden.bsky.social joins me for this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense, to help answer questions about Jonny McLaughlins. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/35a225 Available all places podcasts exist.

Thing is if teachers want the 6-7 trend to disappear, nothing would do it quicker than kids everywhere knowing that Keir Starmer does it.

People have alleged that I’ve called Nigel Farage a slimy piece of shit who looks like a half melted wax work of an Addams Family group picture, but I didn’t say it in a hurtful way. No, actually I did.

It’s shocking but somehow the price they’re asking is still worse.

‘Grok do a vulgar roast of this guy’ Grok: ‘He looks like the kind of deeply sad, deeply lonely creep that would use Grok to facilitate his gaping lack of humour or basic human qualities.’

‘Unhelpful man goes offshore to join his money.’

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

This week's drivel - sorry, blog - from my head: open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

I wonder if Boris Johnson is remotely bothered that he’s responsible for 20,000 people dying or if he thinks it just balances out with how many kids he has.

Me, reading about the Covid Enquiry statement: ‘Yeah you know, that’s what I said all along.’ *stands around waiting for someone to announce a statue of me or a parade or something. Gets really cold. Goes back inside*

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

The End @nationaltheatre.org.uk is exceptional and I may have blubbed a few times.* Clive Owen & Saskia Reeves are just incredible. *Absolutely loads.

On this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast: Expert at pushing things over @jonnyawsum.bsky.social joins me to help answer a question about apples and doctors. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/3559e9 Available all places podcasts are.

In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed. Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.

Seems like a good time (again) to share the guide I developed with @freedomfromtorture.bsky.social, which tells you how to talk about refugees and asylum in a way that actually convinces the undecided - based on testing 🧵 www.freedomfromtorture.org/changing-the...

Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.

Labour are like the world's laziest colonialists. 'No, you come here and THEN we'll take all your gold and jewellery.'

If, as Shabana Mahmood says 'illegal migration is tearing the UK apart' then we'll need a lot of structural engineering work to fix it. Bridges, whatever you do with sinkholes etc etc. Probably need a lot of workers for that. Not sure we have enough in the UK. Tricky one. Hm.

It’s too hard to run in clown shoes?

Blog things: open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

Uh oh. Pretty sure Trump is going to sue Jeffrey Epstein for $1bn over this and then he’ll have to resign from being dead.

On this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast chair expert @lauralexx.bsky.social talks to me about pasta armour and grub gubs. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/3512ee Available in all places podcasts live: Apple Podcasts, spotify, amazon music and more.

The BBC should tell Trump their apology is at the end of a replay of Ghost Watch that he has to watch all the way through first.

If you have mini people aged 4-7, there is a lovely new show out today on C5/Milkshake from today called Stan and Gran. It's full of gags and nature facts. Also I wrote some of it, and it's all expertly head written by @howardread.bsky.social. My first ep is out next Monday (its all about worms 🪱🪱🪱)

Blog thingy: tiernandouieb.substack.com/p/unsocial-h...

I wish I could be there when Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire and goes to call his friends to tell them and realises he doesn’t have any and has to pay a security guy to pretend to be excited for him instead.

😢

On this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast @drucripps.bsky.social joins me to talk about sinking ships and aquatic dinosaurs. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/34b661 Available all places podcasts live - Apple podcast, Spotify, Amazon music, and your local pod goblin.

"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business" x.com/dailyportalz...

Really very pleased someone is out there delivering this sort of biting journalism at 7.45pm on a Sunday night.

Nice that Ofgem are going to cover *checks notes* one person’s bill for last January.

Suggestion for all TVs: Grandma Mode. Immediately removes motion smoothing, sets the 4:3 settings correctly for vintage repeats, and turns off Dolby surround sound so “you can hear what they’re bloody saying”, but all done with one button push.

This week's Halloween-ish blog: open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as a person who looks normal on the outside but is actually filled with constant dread.

This is really amateur of him, he could’ve got way more. Prince Andrew has taken millions from the UK and still hasn’t gone yet.

On this week’s not really a Halloween episode of @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense Jorjeana Marie joins me to talk about falling leaves and rubber chickens. Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/3466f6 Available all places podcasts are.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

How to say ‘we spoke to a stupid tourist’ without saying ‘we spoke to a stupid tourist’.

Loads of cool people and me contributed to this piece, please read and share 👊🏾 Notice the breadth of occupations of the contributors and the range of things selected. I think we're trying to tell you something... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes