A work enemy has been reorganized to another division. The light of providence has shone brightly on ya boy.

Rahim Jaffer sniffing constantly throughout his concession speech, presumably due to a combination of seasonal allergies and strong emotions.

i’m a character in the john wick universe named “The Chef” who is dressed like a regular chef except i have the morpheus glasses. i have a chef’s hat that shoots a rocket out the end but I have to lower my head to aim it. other than that i have a gun

Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin' #Battletech #Futurama #ArmyPainter #Minipainting #fiftysix

The people upset about Grant Morrison’s deeply eye-rolling defense of using AI have never read a Grant Morrison comic.

Getting a DUI in an assault mech.

MOLSON LABE

I’m not a “shitposter” I’m a “shitty poster”. The distinction is important.

Read the whole thing in less than two days. Tension was giving me low-grade panic attacks. Probably the best thing I’ll read this year and easily the best thing I’ve read so far.

Partner keeps saying my Anton Chigurh impression “sounds like a cartoon Dracula”. At least I’m trying, okay?!

The “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT” graphic flashes across my mind’s eye as I explain to my son why I’m not letting him buy an F-35B model kit.

Comforter gang rise up fuck to duvet crew

Imagine West Edmonton Mall rendered through the incredible power of the Build Engine

Nothing on the invitation said that the exorcism is 18+, so I figure it’s fine if my kid comes along.

A pair of Vultures from the 357th Assault Cluster of Clan Ghost Bear charge through a platoon of House Kurita's Eighth Dieron Infantry on Luzerne in 3067 by David White, published in 2015 in Handbook: House Kurita

Hitting the bong and calling it “bubble enrichment”

Both Marvel and DC higher ups saying this plainly this week is pretty good to see

Listening to Wife Lore about Desperate Housewives. Those ladies could’ve settled hash in like ten minutes with a single air strike.

I used to live next to a bar for Newfie expats that hosted so many fights the cops would just park a cruiser down the street on weekends.

His name is Mark Carney because he’s a damn clown that belongs in the damn circus!! I’m serious!

10 horror movies to get to know me by 🧟‍♂️Dawn of the Dead (1978) 🔪Deep Red 😷Eyes Without a Face 🐺Ginger Snaps 🎁Hellraiser 💾Kairo 💃Possession 📺Ring (1998) 👹The Thing 🐰You’re Next

Here's the upscaled Mad Cat in Steve Venters' iconic scheme! #nerdlings #paintingminiatures #battletech

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THE TOXIC AVENGER's fundraising theatrical run wiped the floor with medical debt, with Cineverse, Undue Medical Debt and Toxie fans helping to raise $15 million for an amazing cause.

Less discourse on the palace intrigues of forum moderation, more pictures of severe brunettes with mondo hooters

Society’s downward spiral seems to have really accelerated after my Safeway reorganized their entire layout. Chips should be at the back of the store, not in the middle!

"They abandoned God, shook hands with the devil and became the Mercenaries of Hell. They're the pilots sentenced to Kaoru Shintani's AREA 88." A manga/anime property I first became aware of through the 'U.N. Squadron' arcade game. 📖: Animerica, April 1994

The new TOXIC AVENGER rules. Wonderful time at the movies.

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"clanker" is a pointless term because you can't insult a computer. The people who should feel insulted are the people who use AI, but we already have a term for them: diarrhea clowns who live in the sewer

double-vaxxed and suffering persistent poison damage

Kicking off Family Movie Night: Spooky Season Edition.

lmao at this quote from the CEO of the “Alberta Machine Intelligence Institute”. Not sure how you’re making AI “think” when this is what’s rattling around your dumbass skull.

Being passionate about Taylor Swift is like being passionate about Bed, Bath & Beyond. There's nothing there. Just marketing and brand identity and hollow, acquisitive greed.

It’s wild that Taylor Swift’s new album has a cover of the classic Cannibal Corpse track “Hammer Smashed Face”.

Showed my kid the first episode of One-Punch Man and I think I’ve totally altered the direction of his life lmao

Fun game: check out GoodRead’s 1-Star reviews of a favourite book and see how long it takes before a reviewer mentions being into YA.

My parents picked up the kid from school and then my dad sent me this like an hour later

Doing the Feyd-Rautha snarl on my way to the Costco food court.

PATLABOR 2 is one of the greatest anime films ever made and one of the absolute hardest to get people to watch.

October 1st means it’s officially “Velma Season” on OnlyFans.

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure. And I do dare!

Warfighter is what a 4-year old calls a soldier. “The warfighter shooted the bad guy dinosaurs.”

female convict scorpion

Chirico going to grab a soda from the fridge Votoms ost for some reason:

My kid picked his own outfit for School Picture Day and he went for green slacks held up with skeleton suspenders over a black t-shirt referencing a local indie wrestler. Factor in the glasses and his aggressive application of hair gel, and he left looking like the bassist in a hardcore band lol

wow! thanks to the power of AI, not even death can stop stan lee from taking credit for the work of jack kirby

Hell yeah