Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin' #Battletech #Futurama #ArmyPainter #Minipainting #fiftysix

And the close-ups.

Just a liiiiitttle closer. Grimaldus will be done, some day. Then I gotta paint his lil retinue. #Warhammer40k #JamesWorkshop #Armypainter #Minipainting

Grimaldus is a little closer to completion. First try at NMM on his lil sword. How we lookin? #warhammer40k #warhammer #minipainting #blacktemplars #jamesworkshop #whatamievendoing #spacemarines

Not done Grimaldus yet, but we're getting close. #Warhammer40k #Minipainting #Tabletop #Dontknowwhatimdoing #SpaceMarines

Trust the process, I guess. WIP Black Templar Grimaldus #armypainter #40k #warhammer40k #blacktemplars #blackarmorisbullshit #minipainting

Cyber Orphans. #armypainter #minipainting #cyberpunk #cyberpunkcombatzone #generationred

We doin Cyberpunk RED / Conbatzone now. Still a ways to go, but I'm content with the coat & backpack. #Armypainter #Cyberpunk #Tinyspraypaint #Minipainting

Some shit that isn't Battletech, for once. Learning contrast painting. #armypainter #minipainting #slapchopisafuckingdumbname

Sword of Light except they're clanners now, leave me alone #Battletech #armypainter #minipainting

More Robot. Now with Water™️ #battletech #minipainting #armypainter

I thought a little creek for the big robots would be cool. #battletech #armypainter #weirdcentertorso #lookslikeabikini

A friend let me onto a slick little decal stamp kit from @goobertownhobbies.bsky.social or Goblin Hobbies. Highly recommend this thing. #battletech #armypainter #Myhandscantpaintthatshit #Hellyeahtinyswords #minipainting

Non-descript King Crab. Did Marik use these things? If they didn't, they do today. #Battletech #Armypainter #Minipainting #Crabbattle

Told myself I'd improve at least one piece of each consecutive model. This one I'm focusing on barrel heat effects, as well as linework & weathering. #battletech #armypainter #crab #robotcrab

Tiny trucks to match the tiny dudes to match the tiny massive robots #battletech #armypainter #minipainting #6monthsofTimberwolves

Non-descript Timberwolf. Not really sure what to do for livery. #battletech #minipainting #armypainter #Ijustlikehashtags

I paint the robots. #Battletech #minipainting #armypainter #Lookatthelittledudes

6mm scale troops for perfectly. #battletech #miniaturepainting

Liao Marauder. #battletech #Armypainter #minipainting #ifoundthespeedpaints

Got a fancy pants little display for all my fancy pants little models for the fancy pants games I will never actually play #battletech #40k #miniaturepainting #Notopeningtherulebooks

Progress(4) Homeboy's pistol is the size of his chest. #warhammer40k #40k #miniaturepainting #gunthesizeofachild #minipainting

Progress(3) Oh yeah, it's all coming together. #40k #warhammer40k #miniaturepainting

Progress (2) I'll finish this Eversor Assassin some day. #40k #warhammer #warhammer40k #miniaturepainting

How we lookin? Starting my first 40k model in years. #40k #warhammer #miniaturepainting

Snord's 'Heavy Metal' Highlander #Battletech #AlphaStrike #miniaturepainting #StillDontKnowHowToPlay

Phobos, destroyer of blueberries. #reptile #tortoise #Redfoot

The final 2024 model round up. #battletech

Getting a little better every time. #battletech

Don't ever talk to me or my son again Hashtag Battletech Hashtag Timberwolf Hashtag Miniature Painting

Hashtag Battletech Hashtag Paint Hashtag Don'tknowhowtoplaythisgame

Progress.

Emil opened her enclosure and escaped again last night. She cannot be contained. She has become far too powerful. We will rue the day she discovers my car keys and learns to drive.

Gecko cam

I own at least one of everything Catalyst has put out for Battletech and still have absolutely no idea how to play this game.

Tortoises, though.

Also, I (poorly) paint Battletech models.

Follow me if you want uhhh reptiles

What up, internet?