these rectangular marketshare diagrams always make me wanna drop a penny in the finance hole on the bottom right

Would you guys be mad at me if I got raptured

Greek Mystery rites, today on patreon www.patreon.com/c/cryptotheism

Political power flows from the quarterly earnings projections for subscription based streaming services

You guys heard about this undertale game?

1/20 of every Christian tiktoker talking about the rapture seems to think that it will involve all the evil people being vanished into hell, and the kind people being left to inherit the earth. Interesting new take

According to Christian Tiktok the rapture is happening on Wednesday. Cope levels are reaching critical mass.

I am sick. Free occult knowledge to whoever brings me a bowl of Thai red curry and a grilled cheese sandwich.

We're up to 620 followers by day 20, which isn't QUITE where I wanted to be, but it's pretty darn close. Pre-launch followership influences whether a project gets featured in topic-specific feeds on launch, so even if you're 100% sure you'll remember to back, hitting that button does help us out!

Every time you think about spending time with your loved ones in real life; don't. It's important that you post simmering reactions to probably overblown political news for everyone to see. Go limp and check your notifications for another hour.

I heard OP has an 8 pack

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

Shirley Jackson The Lottery is awesome. "Wuh oh Guess it's kill a guy day it is not in my nature to do this but oh well." Like yeah it straight up is like that sometimes.

Like, who can they replace him with? Shapiro is too Jewish for the far right, Candice Owens and Brett Cooper are too female. Crowder is a manbaby. Hyde is going to die any day of a podcast related GHB overdose, and Fuentes hates all of them. Walsh? Idk if he has the Debateboy chops.

I hope AI steal my writing. It's like Feeding invasive bugs tar and arsenic.

When I remember what the other type of Islam is called

Pagliacci: doctor I am sad Doctor: Go see Pagliacci, the famous clown. [Phone rings] oh my god. Oh my god he's dead. They just found pagliacci's body in his home. I'm so sorry. Pagliacci: what? Doctor: They're saying he killed his wife and took his own life

With all the shit happening now the swing back to wokeness is gonna be insane. Every trans person is gonna get an orbital strike weapon.

Forming an opinion is cringe. There's always going to be someone more correct than you. And if you dedicate the time and energy to be the most correct person on earth, nobody even cares. Embarrassing!

Someone is gonna mod Hornet's kit into Hollow Knight and we are gonna see just how overpowered she is.

People keep talking about Lolita as if it is a subtle book. It is not a subtle book. The actual tone is this:

We can't find the shooter so we should probably replace more FBI guys with podcasters

Bloop: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pen... The KS prelaunch page for "Eat God" is up. This has been some time coming; you can follow the URL above to be notified when the campaign goes live, or grab a free playtest draft at the link at the top of the page to find out what this nonsense is about.

Anyone who thinks I'm attractive is cringe. You just like me because I'm androgynous and I look like I have a Victorian disease. You're clearly just imagining me as some gay ass anime character. Mortifying.

history youtuber: this video would not have been possible... me, washin dishes: oh here we go. da patreons history tuber: ...without the hardworking monks and scribes back in the day

Why do so many things deal 2 masks of damage

Hi I helped write for this. You should come play puppet adventure.

This just straight up isn't true.

Hm. They gave this character Laura Palmer bangs and a porcelain doll-like mask, which could mean nothing.

Soon.™

Pervert is my favorite word. Layered and eminently useful. So many important things are deviant, impassioned, and libidinal. Salacious mouthfeel, purr-able alveolars and fricatives with a stop you can spit.

Things that are only mildly Kafkaesque: Getting turned into a big bug Things that are actually Kafkaesque: Bureaucracy, guys that low-key want to fuck their sister.

Let us discuss religious milieu of late medieval Spain, and play BLASPHEMOUS Dolorosa se el VIERNES, Penitente. www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism

It is full of preachy conservatism, but Crime and Punishment is A tier literature.

If you defeat Killer Mike first, EL-P gains strength. If you defeat EL-P first, Killer Mike gains EL-P's swiftness and lightning abilities.

If you reify my ill cum

If you motherfuckers take down libgen I'm gonna be pissed

And for my first wish I wish that genies could feel pain. Second wish hacksaw

Everyone is somehow busy and unemployed

remember skibby toilet? That was 10 years ago.

Boil to soften. Angle grinder to cut the shell along the spine, drain oil and brake fluids, devein and clean, mix the meat with garlic, parsley, black pepper, lemon juice, and dill. Return to shell, bake while basting with butter and honey at 30 minute intervals. Serve over rice with green onions.

I think in Deltarune Christmas is a culture. Like, Noelle is Christmas themed in the same way that people are Latino. In Deltarune land you can be a Christmas-American.

Blasphemous is one of the only media properties for which I have pondered making an OC. Engaging in fandom activities for this video game like a middle aged white woman deciding to have a margarita because it's Friday and we just need to be a little bad don't we.

We are live! Discussing medieval magic in the clerical context with my friend who knows nothing about history or religion. www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism

I think tomorrow's philosophy Friday stream will be more medieval clerical magic. I know I keep saying we are gonna move on to the Renaissance but I keep finding more stuff to talk about. We are gonna talk about John of Salisbury's fingernails.

Becketts trilogy is peak but it's books for books perverts. Literature equivalent of winning a Tekken match with your feet.

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

Capitals image of the ideal father and the ideal consumer cannot coexist. This causes many problems.