Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

They are in charge of our federal government No, you fight back against bullies. That’s always the answer.

There's plenty to criticize Democrats for, and I do it here all the time. But criticizing them for telling people they have to vote is so counterproductive it borders on malevolent. If in 2026, you don't get how important it is, you are as much a part of the problem as anyone you're angry at.

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

He's going to be "President Mr. Beast" and the transformation of the U.S. into "Idiocracy" will be complete

This. Trump was an accelerant but the Republicans were already becoming a white Christian nationalist cult, ever since the Tea Party movement. Also, watch how quickly they disavow Trump when he's gone — just as they've completely put George W. Bush down the memory-hole.

I'm working and I was looking for something else and stumbled across this and the top of my head just blew off. How have I never seen this before? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsx6...

Burn it down. Burn the entire system down, piss on the ashes, and then rake everything under ground www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...

I accidentally ate some deli paper that was in my sandwich yesterday, so if I die this week, let my epitaph be: What a dumbass

From @parkermolloy.com's newsletter today. This is indeed the age of miracles and wonders, when someone can apparently make a decent living by pretending to be a sentient pile of cat shit and behaving with all of the dignity and grace of the aforesaid feces

Obviously an unidentified White House ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Jake Paul staffer posted these tweets by mistake

TJ Sabula, the @uaw.org worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector,”has kept his job and has no disciplinary record for speaking truth to power. The working class can beat the billionaires. I’m proud of my union for having TJ’s back.

Discord news bad. I'm not going to give verification data to something that will be instantly hacked and leaked. Well, I was already on a trend of using technology and the internet less. But if I wasn't it seems like these platforms are trying to push away users anyway.

Your regular reminder that Axios is a laundromat for Republican propaganda

I'm not going to log onto X, The Everything Child Pr0n and Crypto App, but I understand they're all having some feelings over there about the Super Bowl half-time show

Start the lettuce!

"Suspected political message" = in Spanish so the mouth noises scared me

🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏 🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏 🎵 that is not your favorite author or a stunning book club offer 🎵 They are asking you for money=it's a scam 👏👏

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Nobody cries like a bully.

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Pac-man is in a bad place.

"Oh, for the good ol' days when the Super Bowl featured real Americans like Paul McCartney, Rihanna, Shakira, The Rolling Stones, Coldplay, Phil Collins…" —Mark Evanier

We were discussing game show hosts on Facebook and I made a joke like "I'll (use a cutting tool on) anyone who disses Allen Ludden" and got a 72 hour suspension

Better spin some Big Dipper. Or Volcano Suns. Or, less likely, Eds Redeeming Qualities

Met Eric Estrada last night and he told me he’s been a real life cop for some time and i woke up this morning thinking for criminals of my age being arrested by him would be really confusing

Okay, yes, she'll win that race.* * It is a race to Hell.

If you're not watching the "Big Game" tonight, join me at the Arsenal Bowl in Lawrenceville beginning at 9 pm, where I'll be spotlighting rock bands from Boston and Seattle! 21-older, $13, all you can bowl until midnight #SuperbOwl

very excited to have my response included in the latest Boston Review forum against Democratic moderation! here it is, my best argument for why Dems shouldn't "moderate" on transgender rights & LGBTQ issues more generally (as they are inextricably linked): www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

I have watched Mike Birbiglia's Frank Sinatra story ten times in a row and laughed harder each time

/2 Bad Bunny stands for “immigration” because he’s not white. His existence within the United States — and particularly his broad popularity and great success — are an affront to Trumpian white nationalist values. That’s the WaPo message, brought to you with Jeff Bezos’ Amazon smile.

Bad Bunny isn't an immigrant. This shit is cooked through. 150 years of being a newspaper and now you're a 4chan comment thread.

"Trump is not profound. He has been the same person this whole time. The question is why so many others have refused to see what he has never bothered to hide."

"the anti-ice movement" the fucking anti-ice movement is sharon who has been a girl scout leader for 27 and phang li who carpools your kids to t-ball and James the guy from the deli who was apolitical until he watched ICE beat his buddy for looking brown that's the fucking anti-ice movement

Possible headliners for next year's TPUSA halftime show: • Charlie Daniels' corpse • A cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with a Casio keyboard • The KKK Glee Club • Down With People • Gallagher Two • The facehugger from "Alien" • The Moron Tabernacle Choir • The J.D. Vance Family Jug Band

In radio, we have what are called "contest pigs" — people who try to win every radio station contest. I have a "request line pig" — someone who's calling multiple times (sometimes 8-10) per hour. I'm about to do something I've never done — block his number

the vibe

can't talk right now. just downloaded Touching Grass Simulator 2026

Well, wait until he guts the Kennedy Center

What's all this I hear about a Milan Cortina?

We are deciding right now whether we want to be a country with ethnic cleansing and concentration camps.

If you've got a Chilly Willy today, why not stay inside and keep warm with me? We've got the moldy-oldie golden-gassers from 12 to 3 p.m. today on WRCT 88.3FM www.wrct.org and Tube City Online Radio - McKeesport www.tubecityonline.com/radio Requests: 412-385-7450 or @ me here

Gee, it's always the people you most suspect

It appears BBC now has a paywall, at least for U.S. readers? Didja ever notice how crappy unreliable sources — like the Daily Mail and the Sun — never have paywalls?

At some point the mainstream media is going to have to deal with the fact that we have only two major political parties, and one of them has gone completely batshit insane and is run by white supremacists. I'm no expert, but that seems very bad