University administrators simultaneously gratified as Pitt takes #69 in national college rankings.

Voodoo Brewing creates new IPA in honor of Pitt's US News ranking.

Press conference announces “US News and World Report” ranks Pitt 69th best university nationally.

Lyft-off! New ride-share hover technology to circumvent pesky Pittsburgh bridge closures.

Steelers defense picking up where it left off last week.

Next day, post game analysis from former WVU fullback Owen Schmidt:

Bummer, if Pitt won this game they would have played for National Championship. This game will forever be known as the 31-24 game 😕

Pitt fans once again grapple with reality of being Pitt fans.

Wish I could remember what I was doing yesterday when this game started.

Hey Siri...delete all my tweets hating on Eli Holstein

Linebacker INT U.

Want to feel old? WVU QB Scotty Fox Jr is the son of Adams College quarterback Scotty Fox Sr.

WVU parking lots already filling up ahead of #BackyardBrawl. #H2P

WVU students, alums celebrate traditional pre-Backyard Brawl couch bonfire in Morgantown. #H2P

You said it, CumJokeEnjoyer.

Breaking: WVU alum Pat McAfee jumps ship, endorses Pitt Panthers in Backyard Brawl. #H2P

Rich Rodriguez calls Duquesne, hoping they can fill in as this week’s “Backyard Brawl” opponent. #H2P

Future MAGA-uneducated SMDH

Wrong CMU: Drunk Pitt fans deface Carnegie Mellon Fence ahead of Central Michigan game. #H2P

Wrong CMU: Drunk Pitt fans deface Carnegie Mellon Fence ahead of Central Michigan game. #H2P

Jordon Hudson just texted, “Heyyyy” to Pat Narduzzi.

Life comes at you fast.

Missing: Paul Skenes not seen since Savannah Bananas left town.

Panthers fans devastated as Pitt sells corporate sponsorship of beloved Victory Lights.

Panthers fans devastated as Pitt sells corporate sponsorship of beloved Victory Lights.

Knowing a Pitt Band alum created the app for this just makes me smile.

My grandpa, in 1939, flipping off the Pittsburgh Press photographer when Charley Bowser took over for Jock Sutherland.

The only College GameDay host who picked Florida State? That would be Lee Corso, the former FSU player. "Florida State is my school, how would I pick against them? Florida State upsets Alabama."

Feels good to finally stick it to the smug Duquesne fans, and the 86 years of “21-13” taunts. #h2p

The “Pitt Stadium” ticket is a great touch

Fan who attended last Pitt/Duquesne game celebrated at halftime, given free beverage for staying all game. #h2p

Catholic school students using profanity?

Wowwwww!!!

Pitt, Duquesne mascots wearing "1939 throwbacks."

"We, not Wing-T." Narduzzi, Pitt vow to avenge upset loss to Duquesne in 1939.

Can't have script on the helmets any more because of woke. (Am I outraging right?)

Ok, but like.... It kinda slaps

Panthers announce new, "modernized" logo to debut against Duquesne. #H2P

Pitt's Provost when I mention graduating and getting a job in my field of study.

My English teacher and gym teacher got divorced.

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.

🚨Hailgate info thread🚨 1. By reading this you are officially invited. Yes you. And your friends. And their friends. 2. We are in Blue 7J near the Wharton (see map). If you walk in through the main entrance on Sandusky (sigh) Street walk straight back and you’ll see us. Look for ACC Champ flag. 1/

Better. Call. Sauls.

Las Vegas Sphere welcomes Raiders’ new star QB, Kenny Pickett, following trade from Browns. #KP8

Kenny Pickett has been traded for a third time. The 2022 first-rounder of the Steelers has now gone from Pittsburgh to Philly to Cleveland to Las Vegas. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

That didn’t take long!

When a freshman's older sister asks how many people out-drank them during 0-Week.

"Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice." #H2P