“May I meet you?”

#H2P #BeatND

#H2P #BeatND

Hype turns to frustration for residents as “College GameDay” bus takes whole block of limited Oakland street parking.

Hype turns to frustration for residents as “College GameDay” bus takes whole block of limited Oakland street parking.

Our tailgate has EVERYTHING -tailgate of the game twice -centrally located -Heather Lyke approved -speaker w/ microphone -agenda -great opinions -cigarettes -best beer in US -Steely Dan -everyone like the cuvee -a few women -a flag -burnt smoked meat -delicious breakfast cooked perfectly -Arthur

ESPN’s “College GameDay” announces location change from North Shore to Gene's Place. #H2P

“Paul, don't take this the wrong way, you're my favorite player, but the best part of my day is that 10 minutes I scroll Twitter everyday and hope to see Ken Rosenthal announce you've been traded to the Yankees. If you're still here in two years, I'll f'ing kill you.”

ESPN’s “College GameDay” announces location change from North Shore to Gene's Place. #H2P

“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”

@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?

Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.

PULL THE PLUG!

Gus is all of us.

Holy shit!!!

Where the hell is Nittany? Is it near Narnia? BTW, I don't care where he's from, that's a giant teddy bear. No self-respecting lion looks like that even in Nittany.

It’s time!

Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.

Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.

Who has the latest “Pitt Twitter” starter pack? Just want to stay up to date. Thanks!

Killer. #H2P

I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?

GDoor officially throws in the towel.

Guys, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about playing Stanford on Saturday.

The time for discourse is over. There’s only one way to settle who gets Acrisure stadium.

I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.

Using Chauncey Billups’ special glasses, you can see the Pitt logo much clearer on the field.

"Waitin' all day for Sunday night" to hear Cris Collinsworth's hot takes on Pitt using Acrisure Stadium.

Big Ben, disguised as assistant groundskeeper, makes sure turf at Pitt game holds up for Steelers game tomorrow night.

Breaking: Chancellor Gabel tears down Heinz Chapel to build new ballroom for Cathedral.

Despite numerous warnings to Pitt community, Joan Gabel throws wild rooftop party for homecoming.

“Babe, it says right here on the bird app that Pitt football has a 2% chance of making the playoffs.”

“Babe, it says right here on the bird app that Pitt football has a 2% chance of making the playoffs.”

Ben Roethlisberger suggests Pitt raze Cathedral of Learning, build new on-campus stadium.

Pitt rolling for first time in 12 months, double-digit favorite this weekend, on the road, night game, Dave Wannstedt not here to warn us it’s a trap game.

“A football stadium, but it's actually on the campus of the college who plays in the stadium. Instead of 48 buses lined up to shuttle students halfway across the city, students can walk to the game. Alumni can return to their happy place.”

Hey if you want an omelette you gotta break some eggs

🎶We’re from the town with the great football team. 🎶 #HereWeGo

A means to an end.

He’s baaaack.

🎶We’re from the town with the great football team. 🎶 #HereWeGo

A means to an end.

THE PANTHER SNOOZE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. THERE WILL NOT BE A PANTHER SNOOZE.

Can't believe I'm posting this, but I feel this is actually unfair to James from State College.

Breaking: Former PSU head coach James Franklin spotted on private jet with Penni Graham.

Penn State acts quickly, naming cryogenically-frozen head of Joe Paterno as new head coach.