I always thought that Andrew Johnson was the bottom of the barrel due to his racism and all the misery he caused in reviving the "Lost Cause". But there's a new kid in town. If it's possible to finish below last place, I have every faith that President Lump will accomplish it.

And yet he still finds enough crooks, incompetents and mental defectives to fill out his lineup card. Where does he get these people? Even a clown car eventually runs out of clowns.

Wow! Where do I get one of those? My brother-in-law came over for Halloween and hasn't left yet.

Has anybody taken Grandpa's keys away? He is dissolving in front of our eyes. All that will be left will be his spleen and his tiny baby hands.

Maybe they can use that money to by some testicles.

I'm glad he's seen the light, but ten years? My first wife gave me the boot in 6 months, and I didn't even kill or rape anyone. Even when they explain what happened, I'm still scratching my head. Can we have a democracy going forward? I'm starting to doubt it.

Thanks for that, but I'm still sobbing like a two-year-old.

Shit floats and these two rose to the top of the bowl. Isn't it time for a flush?

You're 100% correct, but if shooting up a class of second graders won't do it, what the hell will?

Jesus! How about giving a guy a trigger warning. I can't stop crying over that one.

Hell yes! Let's do it six or seven times because it drives Lumpy nuts. The Senate will never vote to convict because Republicans always leave their souls in their other pants, but let's indict him even if we can't get a conviction.

Glad she's keeping an open mind, that's what democracy is all about.

There's a perfectly legitimate explanation for this. Trump is a degenerate, corrupt, lying moron. I hope that clears that up.

He was looking in the mirror.

Katie, in fairness, she went to Trump Universities' Law School so she may well not know any better.

"Behind every great fortune there is a great crime." Honore Balzac

Welcome back to the real world. It's just a shame that you had to wait until Trump pointed the cannon at you.

This giant bag of shit should never call anyone "piggie". It's like Jeffrey Epstein calling you insensitive toward women!

Trump has a superpower. He attracts degenerates like a magnet. BTW, in this picture, Malaria is telling him he forgot to put on pants... again!

Once again, you've made my day! Thanks.

He's a disgrace who's not smart enough to be a mob boss. He does, however, have the ethics of one.

I love Raskin, but Marge may be a bridge too far! She's planning something nefarious and should be avoided like a Jewish space laser.

Good for Massie, but how effed up is this country for praising a guy for simply doing the right thing?

I see my ole buddy President Lump is threatening Republicans who don't support redistricting. The way things are going now, his endorsement will soon be about as welcome as Crohn's disease.

I'm 73-years-old and have always eaten them that way. You make it sound weird. The baby is obviously a genius.

That must be the only leaf left after Antifa burned down the town. It's not just that Trump is a pathological liar, but that the suckers believe what he says. As a freshman student of mine once said (hilariously), "It takes two to tangle."

That's great, but as a cradle Catholic I can't help but wonder what took so long? What's next? Are they to going to come out and say they're considering condemning the Holocaust. Don't rush into to anything boys! The arc of history is long, but (evidentially) it bends toward cowardice.

This came as quite a surprise to me. I didn't Sorbo could read or write.

Then don't answer your door. Mike Wallace is outside with a camera crew.

In the one you're thinking of, he just died at the box office. Shouldn't this franchise come to an end? It reeks of the 1950s. A time that is better forgotten.

Karen Sue, you're not old enough to remember, but when I was a kid in Ancient Rome, a guy named Caligula was in charge. So, the world has seen this type of maniac before, it just took 2,000 years to find another psycho this bad.

Actually, if he runs these scams the way he ran his businesses he will go bankrupt by next Tuesday. Remember him going bankrupt on his casino? Even with Daddy's help, he still crashed and burned. What a jackass!

He lied to these idiots so often --and got away with it-- that he thinks he can do anything and they'll still bend the knee. But now the shit is getting real and hurting his own voters. I give up trying to figure out the "stable genius".

I think that's great news! Trump seems too stupid to realize that his own policies are pushing him off a cliff. He's going to try to buy back some support with this $2,000 per person giveaway, but his tariffs will continue to slap people in the face every time they go to the store.

Wow! Who saw that coming? That would be everyone.

How do people vote for any "Christian" in light of some of the historical atrocities they've committed in God's name. If you want to push collective guilt, dumbass, let's go all the way.

Someone once said to Maggie Thatcher that she couldn't say she supported family values and be a fiscal conservative. When families are drowning, they need help. When faced with the choice of helping regular people or giving tax cuts to people who don't need them, they always choose the latter.

This is travesty #4,001 committed at the hands of the Trump Administration. Could anyone design a worse president and a more vacuous human?

The saddest thing is that this bullshit works. Low information voters hear a "magic word" like communism and that's the end of the argument. Actually, the saddest thing is a guy who gets elected to the Senate whose name is Markwayne Mullin. No, really, Markwayne.

The Pharisees criticized people gathering food on the Sabbath. Jesus said to them "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath." Just as you said, you can put people's needs first or you can strangle them with legalisms. Is it that hard to see what's right?

That's great advice from the NYT. Ignore what the voters voted for and betray all your personal beliefs. I thought the media might wait until after the poor guy is sworn in before they started to eviscerate him. I was wrong again.

I'd pay to see it, whatever it costs.

Good for you! But you realize that now you've blown your chance to be named Secretary of Health and Human Services in a Trump Administration.

He's thinking about Happy Hour. Cheers, Petey!

And the voters aren't paying attention.

I'm sorry, is that a sexual reference?

Marjorie Taylor Green's family needs to put out a BOLO on her. I don't where this sane person came from, and I admit she looks and sounds like Marge but it's easy to tell it's not Marge. This new version doesn't have her head up her ass.

Why are paying Congress? The only time my union went on strike, I didn't see a nickel for four months. It's a shame we have to beg these morons to do their jobs. But as Mark Twain once said, "Suppose you're a member of Congress. Now suppose you're an idiot. But I repeat myself.

I love FDR and don't mean to be pedantic, but I think he did what he did mainly to save capitalism and get us out of the Depression. Conservatives have always been too stupid to see that. What I admire about him was his pragmatism. He was open minded enough to try anything that would help people.

I think he's hailing a cab to take him back to 1939.