I made cornbread it is 4am

Good news everyone it’s rib week and I am drinking to keep me awake

God damn these girls are good

Man I love me some late night Pitt volleyball

Voodoo Brewing creates new IPA in honor of Pitt's US News ranking.

Elysian Pumpkin Pack is in cans this year and omits Dark o the Moon, which sucked. Instead of adding a new label (Still hoping for the return of Blight!) they added an extra can of each. The best pumpkin mixed pack on the market, made even better.

#yaynoon #panthersnooze #allgamesshouldbenoon

Ate a million chicken McNuggets

Days go by man

2019. Walking into Wake Forest before Pitt won the coastal division. Crying for so many reasons right now.

I hope all games are noon kickoffs. Arrive at 7, drink for 5 hours, eat some ribs, sober up during the game, head to the gym then have a wonderful night.

Antimarino Stadium. Where legends are made.

Love to eat shit num num num

Pitt does well despite Narduzzi, but can’t get to the next level because of Narduzzi

Fire Narduzzi.

The most Pitt game that ever Pitt gamed

Really excited for Rich Rod to go to the national championship in 2007 tonight

What a great catch

I’ve broke glass in case of emergency

Everyone so negative like they haven’t drank 8 beers so far.

CALL THE RAIDERS AND GET KENNY BACK

Was he down when he tried to pitch it?

(whispers) The offensive line wasn’t good the first two games either

Wings are up

Washboard abs, check!

Fight the real enemy

Did Pitt lowkey have the worst jerseys in college football in the late 00’s? www.sbnation.com/a/2007-colle...

In the gym 13 Reps 9 Sets Hail to Pitt

In 2009 my buddy and I went the the Backyard Brawl in Morgantown. We parked above Sheetz and made friends with a WVU tailgate. It was freezing. We all pitched in $5 to buy hand warmers and sent my buddy to Sheetz. He came back with $80 worth of nudie magazines.

First Gobblerito (bowl) of the season

Sheesh pitt VB looked good tonight. I mean real good.

They gave her a dragon?!? Where did they get a dragon?

For the past six weeks, it’s felt like I’ve been watching the same episode of WWE Raw on repeat.

Last Man on Earth Righteous Genstones

Hell yes. Oh Hell yes. Triangle forever.

Very much enjoyed my time on Lynn Avenue today at one of High School Football’s greatest arenas.

PANTHER SNOOZE

Big FU to @thewillardyears.bsky.social who said the pitches I gave for the Alma Mater were “close enough”

The nation cannot keep up with our tailgates. Nobody in the country has better beer. Nobody.

Breakfast wings!!!

I have a great relationship with my neighbor. He gives me two beers when I pass his house. I don’t know his name.

Oh my god there’s another tailgate tomorrow?!?

Ohtani vs. Skenes on a dollar dog night.

Can’t wait for all the rural newspapers sports editorial columns tomorrow ranking Penn State #1 and Notre Dame #2 because PS won and ND “ Tried Hard, faced adversarial conditions, attend church before games, my grandfather was a rooter in the local ND fan club 800 miles away from campus”

Surprised the referees didn’t pick up the ball and put in the end zone for Notre dame

Got us so good.

Listening to @pantherlair.bsky.social postgame stream while watching volleyball. My family misses me.

4am: Wake up 4:30: Gym 5:45: Cardio 7-12: Drink 22 beers 12-3:30: Pitt 4-6: Gym 2 7-10:30: Banana Ball 12am: Finish unpacking God damn that was one hell of an amazing day.

Banana ball was amazing