they should invent a thing where you can perform a task for money

bed is a kind of countertop

they're calling him the most unemployed dragon to ever live

nymag using "fujoing out" reminds me of this post

I actually really have been enjoying the phrase "Goonbait Olympics" even if the guy who first said it deserves to die

Urgent dispatch from the desert: it is bunny bullfighting season

all of the post-heated rivalry press about why women like yaoi is driving me crazy. imagine if there were a blitz of articles in the year 2026 like "why do men like lesbian porn?" who can say. world's biggest mystery

Yeah i really wanna watch a 3 and a half hour take down of Humpty Dumpty. Duhhhhh (Jack off motion) Ok. Wheres the part where I give a fuck

My wife and I want different things. I want to wave my penis around and make light saber noises and she wants a divorce

badge for @gummydog.bsky.social !!

throwback to the day I learned what yaoi is

peak of subtlety

just tried to put socks over my socks #socklife

This is just a good fucking piece of writing

every time i open my inbox i see 50 "you applied for: DISHWASHER" emails, 5-10 "we have gone with a different candidate for DISHWASHER" emails, and then a daily email from indeed saying "your experience with Microsoft Excel would make you a great fit for THERMONUCLEAR ENGINEER"

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 23 1956

we built this city unfuckable

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we built this city unfuckable

(thinking on my feet after realizing my posts are bad) bluesky is dying

[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 22,1960

this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”

Alcohol molecule is a dog.

they should invent a kind of food poisoning where your back hurts instead of your stomach

These death stranding characters are getting ridiculous

jc denton: paul, i've got a new catchphrase. paul denton: which is? jc: "welcome to the wikipedia experience, bitch." and then i shoot them. paul: what is this supposed to convey? jc: well, i'm still working on that part. but they'd be dead, so maybe it doesn't matter. paul: mmm.

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

Cookin!

what happened here. where am i. why did i make this

listening to music

all four of these things are about human behaviour

My proudest drawing at NFC so far #furry #furryart #nordicfuzzcon

Sonemic Interview: Charles Hayward This Heat | Abstract Concrete Charles Hayward discusses his legendary work with This Heat through 'Blue and Yellow' and 'Deceit' and his fascinating life in music with @calcash.in. rateyourmusic.com/feature/sone...

BAAAAAAH!! 🐐 #deadlock #lizart

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

Eminem News

There we go

basic

20 Feb 2026

The tariff news is devastating. The increased costs made my diet of exclusively imported ham much more luxurious. Now I’m just porking out

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

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sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived

cm for ArminTheHusky on Twitter!! 🐾🐾

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."