Alcohol molecule is a dog.

they should invent a kind of food poisoning where your back hurts instead of your stomach

These death stranding characters are getting ridiculous

jc denton: paul, i've got a new catchphrase. paul denton: which is? jc: "welcome to the wikipedia experience, bitch." and then i shoot them. paul: what is this supposed to convey? jc: well, i'm still working on that part. but they'd be dead, so maybe it doesn't matter. paul: mmm.

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

Cookin!

what happened here. where am i. why did i make this

listening to music

all four of these things are about human behaviour

My proudest drawing at NFC so far #furry #furryart #nordicfuzzcon

Sonemic Interview: Charles Hayward This Heat | Abstract Concrete Charles Hayward discusses his legendary work with This Heat through 'Blue and Yellow' and 'Deceit' and his fascinating life in music with @calcash.in. rateyourmusic.com/feature/sone...

BAAAAAAH!! 🐐 #deadlock #lizart

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

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The tariff news is devastating. The increased costs made my diet of exclusively imported ham much more luxurious. Now I’m just porking out

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

ryoji ikeda - data.matrix youtube.com/watch?v=JZcM...

sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived

cm for ArminTheHusky on Twitter!! 🐾🐾

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

i always forget the "carne asada with lime" ramen bowl is all lime and no beef

forgotten crosspost. dragon icon comm

keep my damn name out of your mouth

ok now watching but like actually this time

there are few greater joys in this world than when a building is shaped like a thing

FRENCH GUY: do you speak french ME: no FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie ME: la vie

mark morrison predicted the “return of the mack” 30 years ago. but did the mack return?

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If you see this, post a dragon 🐉

Obama knew this was happening and did nothing.

people will still say "the left isn't excited about any new technology" like this isn't right here

People say the left isn't excited about any new technology like we haven't celebrated this for many years now

political fatboy slim: shake what obama gave ya

I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 17,1952

i like to come onto bluesky and start fights

Remember: When you playtest a game, never take players’ feedback/suggestions at face value. Figure out what emotion is underneath what they’re telling you, and then figure out what in the game is causing that emotion

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

I admittedly understand the appeal of the Joker for the American male, as he has several things most will never have (avant-garde fashion sense, gift for physical humor, pussy from clown gf)

if i were a billionaire i wouldn’t do evil things I would do things like hire a tap dancer follow me at all times because I find their tapping very pleasant to the ear