IDK this feels low

AI: it's a slippery slop

Bold of Drake Maye to wear his Antifa hat after the game

the masculine urge to pirate

Um it’s called X now

Im pretty sick today, a real phlegminist

I am actually impressed with how bad this looks www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wL...

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I’ve been watching Sons of Anarchy for about a year now as my sole TV show. I’m at the final episode now should I stop here

Whenever someone complains about expensive coffee I just want to say: You know that you can just order a simple drip coffee right and it's still cheap most places you go? You don't need to order a Grande Half-Caff Oatmilk Quad-Shot Cloud-Mist Flat White With the Foam Whispered Into Existence

You know not much that happens in the political world these days surprises me and this does not either www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

politician, [getting eaten alive in the mountains]: ahhh I thought this was a donor party

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

If you French kids someone but you’re not from France that’s cultural appropriation

We all knew the metaverse didn’t have legs www.theverge.com/news/838186/...

Not after labor day jesus christ www.avclub.com/pantone-colo...

I guess it's that day where I say I just don't understand how people use Spotify when there are so many options that are less evil and don't even require you dealing with less convenience.

hunter, [missing his shot]: damn i just lost the game

Watched Bugonia last night and it might be my movie of the year so far. I love a movie that just fucking *goes* for it

The Nutcracker 2: Tough Nut to Crack

Ok y’all I have some bad news so it turns out that I’m a single issue voter… www.avclub.com/donald-trump...

Just found out that Gilmore Girls is called "Una mamma per amica" in Italy and I thought I'd pass that nugget on

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

Ticketmaster just asked me if I wanted to spend $16.50 to protect my $17.20 ticket

Just learned that on a Mac when you cmd + tab to load the app switcher, keep holding cmd to keep the app switcher open. Then you can mouse over an app in the switcher and press q to close it quickly 🤯 Quickest way I've found to quickly close cluttering apps

I just went and saw Running Man (Rated R) in theaters and the audience was about 1/3 under the age of 10. Shout out to the kid who yelled “dad what’s balls?” 5 minutes in

Jesus Christ Apple News you need to start this push notification off with “Alive at 73, David Byrne…”

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Bring back VGA cables you cowards

I was radicalized by Rat Race (2001)

LEAVE CHUCK SCHUMER ALONE

Happy 20th birthday to a classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iP3...

Funny how you never see any Sour Patch Adults what happens to all the kids

In Southern Jersey a backup on the freeway is called a Pork Rollover and in Northern Jersey it's called a Taylor Jam

I said “will you join me in celebrating a special day today” and showed this to my wife and she said “I thought you were saying that because it’s the anniversary of our first date”

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I was coding entirely off vibes long before LLMs

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

My county has been almost entirely under red control since the 70s and it flipped blue last night my dude

[chanting] Cuomo years! Cuomo years!

Someone writing a NYTimes think piece right now titled "The Democrats won big last night! It's time to move to the center"

Some kids wake up early on Christmas because they can’t wait to open their presents. I wake up early the day after Daylight Savings begins to fix the test suite before anyone else.

Yamamoto is the winner of Games 6-7

Drake is sad and we can all agree that's good

Leave Kiké alone jesus

Hey at least if the Blue Jays win they don't have to visit the White House

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

This is how the US-Canada war begins

I am ready to eat these words but "welp that was a fun season"