Slack should have a /kick command I should be able to kick people out of a channel as a treat

Thinking of getting into nepotism

Bluesky poll: say you want to exaggerate it do you type “oh my goddddddd” or “oh my goooood”

Luke is a nepo baby

oh hell yea

Bring back GameShark you cowards

Slopmaxxing

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So you see man... the sheep... the sheep... BECOME DETECTIVES

Time to come clean: I am an industry plant

wow didn't know the mets were allowed to win a baseball game

Im like a bird

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I hate that it was referred to as Web 3.0 not only because it tainted the Web X.0 naming convention forever but also because we missed the opportunity to call it “Low-Fiat Web”

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My internet has been knocked out for 24 hours but I have all my media on a local server and I can just tether to get my job done so basically nothing has changed. Luckily there was no dodgers game last night. That’s the one thing that would have been tough.

How am I supposed to go about my day like everything's normal when Rivers Cuomo is just out there running free in the world

These advertisements in sports are getting out of hand

Please… Mr Beast was my father. Call me beastie boy

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I'm glad we have successfully isolated making stuff up and lying about it on the internet to a single day it would be exhausting if this happened every day.

in the end it was the aprils fools we made along the way

You've all been asking for it and it's finally here

DHTML (Deez HTML)

I’ve been picking up everything in my house and putting it away after I touch it and I regret to inform you that it works and my house is clean

I’ll judge a book by its cover I don’t give a fuck

I’ve started hearing about someone named clavicular this week and I’ve seen videos that I refuse to unmute and I’m just gonna not investigate further that’s my right as an American

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Dodgers baseball’s official back baybee

I did not hit her. I did not. Oh Hi Mark.

Walmart is short for Walmartha

[waking up before my 5am alarm] it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Been going to the same coffee shop for years and today one of the newer baristas said “the usual?” and when I told him yes he proceeded to make the wrong thing

In the first scene of Prison Break Wentworth Miller gets a tattoo and then right away gets up and puts on a white dress shirt over it

Wife's out of town just downloaded Prison Break Season 1

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PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING

the world baseball classic umpires are a cia psyop

Absolutely massive overrepresentation of people with jaundice in emoji

Going to be 100% honest with you "Banksy is a dude who wears transition lenses" absolutely surprised me

Maaaan I just saw a repost on here that I really want to engage with because I disagree with their stance but I’m curious to learn more genuinely and it’s about a show I love But they had replies turned off to non-mutuals and I absolutely never would quote RT someone who I don’t know

Calling it "the best picture" when it's a movie smfh

I have absolutely no ties with the Dominican Republic and I am absolutely rooting for them to beat Team USA in the World Baseball Classic tonight.

If you're wondering how I'm doing I just woke up at 2:20am and thought it was 5:20am and started my day until my wife came out and asked me what the fuck I was doing up

I want to get a gun safe installed in my wall and just store Starburst Jellybeans in it

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I’m almost never the “we as a society are descending into sin and we need to go back to good old morals” type but boy does sports gambling test me

scrubs and malcolm in the middle are on tv, we're at war in the middle east, voxtrot just released an album not sure if i'm in high school or 37

I mean I should fucking hope so

Do you ever think about how if maybe we had just gone all in on renewable energy maybe we wouldn't be at the mercy of other countries cutting off our oil supply. Maybe renewable energy's not just good for the environment but also national security? IDK I never think about that.