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Millennial getting eliminated on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire for asking if they can text a friend instead of phoning them

I had a cold last week and I've been blowing my nose a lot. But our cats hiss so much that both my wife and the cats all think it's a cat hissing everytime

you monorepo what you monosow

Newly released footage of the suspect taking materials from the Reflecting Pool

Never invite me to a picnic at a Shakespeare show you will fucking regret it

i'm not against corporate giving i just don't think spacex should be matching donations at the sperm bank

I gotta say I have literally never thought about a reflecting pool this much in my life and I feel like there's better things I could be thinking about

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The important thing is that the Spurs had fun

Y'all I'm not celebrating yet we getting cocky Bluesky

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hell yeah i love token leaderboards token some spliffs

WHY DID A SCHEDULE A SLEEP TEST FOR TONIGHT WHAT THE FUCK

Say what you will about Wembanyama but the man can flop

I see the refs are right back on their bullshit

Knicks in 5!

you know i'm installing the ios beta 1 on my main device real fuckin sicko mode

a bird most fowl

we used to just call it "netflix and chill" what happened to our sense of decency

Food crawl?? NOT SANITARY

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The 90s were a simpler time where we shortened the word “pack” to “pak” and I’m still chasing that particular high

My wife is out of town this weekend and she told me that means I get to “do all my gross boy things” and when I asked her what exactly she meant by that she said “things like listening to the smiths”

Re-organized my office to up the cozy factor

My wife went to the bathroom how long do you think for her to notice I swapped her sprite with my water

The only forever chemical in my body is the oxytocin I get from how much I love my wife

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Got married to my first wife 5 years ago today

I morally object to anyone who describes themselves as a "thinker"

I was promised flying cars

Semper Cry

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I really enjoy being in another city and exploring it, but honestly nothing hits the high of being back home after the trip.

Boston’s got that Big Dig Energy

my passport control photo in the Lisbon Airport just now

I think my favorite part about this is that "flashed her breasts", "naked man sprinted" and "mooned" are all blue links My second favorite part is the umpire "was not in a kissing mood". Overall just a wild episode en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-Cen... how can you not be romantic about baseball

We should all get a professional email at work like [email protected] and also an AIM screen name one like [email protected] as a treat

I’ve been accused of being a bandwagon fan but I want to be very clear that a.) I became a dodgers fan when they had no won a World Series in 30 years b.) I am a Buffalo Bills fan That said… I am absolutely bandwagoning on the Knicks right now

Is this misandry

I'm sorry but I don't attend dinner parties just look what happened to Jesus

My kinda place

Good clarification

I’d rather not say that

just three guys hanging out with their poop sticks, not a phone in sight

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Over my dad body

If you create a startup that has no real purpose to it you’ve unfounded a startup