scrubs and malcolm in the middle are on tv, we're at war in the middle east, voxtrot just released an album not sure if i'm in high school or 37

I mean I should fucking hope so

Do you ever think about how if maybe we had just gone all in on renewable energy maybe we wouldn't be at the mercy of other countries cutting off our oil supply. Maybe renewable energy's not just good for the environment but also national security? IDK I never think about that.

everyone talking about the strait of hormuz all day but the second you talk about the queer of hormuz it’s the woke agenda 🙄

Going to bed an hour early because time can’t fucking fool me

Who else would use a Bluesky client that only allows you to see your own timeline and replies to it? I block Bluesky for hours at a time so I don’t doomscroll. I unblock it just to post or see what people replied to my last post… and then I doomscroll. I could use this app instead of unblocking

What if we all just took a weekend off from talking about AI just a little break as a treat before we get back to it on Monday

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

I cannot imagine the time zone bugs if we did a permanent shift of 30 minutes www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

You know the world sucks in so many ways but I am so happy about my little world I've surrounded myself with: my friends, my family, [borat voice] my wife, where I live, my job and I'm thankful! This has been a positive vibes skeet.

I setup my iPhone keyboard as an English / Spanish keyboard because I was doing Duolingo which is great except I accidentally type “I am going out for a wañk” all the time

OK everyone it's time to come clean I listened to Geese before it was cool

Attacking first to prevent them from striking first in response to you striking first got it

Actually I'm 180 pounds right now but thanks for writing about me

THE DOW JUST WENT BELOW 50K THE DOW JUST WENT BELOW 50K THE DOW JUST WENT BELOW 50K

I tweeted this years ago and everyone thought it was a joke but I'm serious. When I die I want a banner at my funeral that says "Tragic: The Gathering"

Meet me at the terrorist arms bazaar for drinks after work

Apple TV’s like “hey bud wanna escape from the world for an hour I have just the show”

To preface: Ilhan is absolutely not the one making a clown of herself here and Nancy Mace is the problem. I’m not saying anything otherwise and obviously “when they go low we go high” did nothing At the same time I have a lot of sadness in my heart that this is just what our leaders do now

Sure the US is doing war crimes again but I got a new dishwasher and it’s soooo quiet you can’t even hear it running as opposed to the old one which rumbled my whole house

Hazing made me the man I am today (anxious)

It's 2026 we no longer say "save the date" (STD) it's now "save the invite" (STI)

Steam is talking to me like an angry life coach

Sam Altman straight up like "what if we released vibe bombing"

Trying not to dwell on the world too much today, so to subject change: the Scrubs reboot is really good?

CNN is saying the Iranian attack happened after Trump “lost patience with negotiations”. I don’t believe it. The negotiations were cover. This was always the plan. The scale of the military buildup showed that.

It was so obvious what I was going to wake up to and it still sucks to see

I feel like this is going to be one of those weekends where the news sucks and I'm not excited!

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

them: all dogs go to heaven me (an intellectual): then explain devil dogs

Enron is short for Enronald

Washington Post Editorial Board Op-Ed: In an era of short lived memes and ephemeral videos maybe forever chemicals are the commitment we need?

Kash Patel will not last March.

So A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the best season of TV that's Game of Thrones adjacent imho

Gonnna be a whole generation of kids named Donald who are the absolute littlest shits you've ever met

Sorry to get political on here but I'm pro-wife

I don’t live in NYC anymore but Mamdani called and I get a snow day tomorrow too

I will look any horse in the mouth I don’t give a fuck

We’re so back

Has anyone made the joke yet that Expedition 33 is a J'RPG

I'm not saying that body shaming is a good thing but it's not always a bad thing

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

Just finished The Lowdown (Season 1) and this show absolutely blew me away. It had flown under my radar but I think it’s my favorite show of 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE9b...

I would be so sad if I was at a party and I went to get some punch out of the punch bowl and there was a turd in it

I’m terrible at sticking with games. Usually I play a game for a few hours and then bounce off them. I’m going strong 2 in a row games this year!

My only take on Wuthering Heights is that I suspect the mixed reception today will someday be re-appraised and have a cult following

Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot

Might fuck around and re-watch the World Series this week before Spring Training starts

A restaurant is shutting down in Brooklyn and I dunno if this was the best pitch for a restaurant in 2021

Does anyone else post bangers on here and then refresh their notifications tab until someone likes it. No? Just me being desperate for external validation?