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If you are someone who hates hanging out at parties or bars because they are so loud you can’t differentiate between background noise and who you are talking to I highly recommend the AirPods Conversation Boost a11y settings. I’ve been using them at this work offsite and it’s life changing.

Took Tylenol tonight will I be ok

The funniest argument I've had at a job was with a math major. He was converting the codebase to functional programming. So pure! No side effects! When told the codebase was becoming impossible to maintain for the existing engineers and he told me that he could prove that I was wrong with math

Feeling mildly depressed and so I ordered delivery for both breakfast and dinner and it's the same delivery driver I've never been so embarassed

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My mom told me I'm very handsome

I usually use earplugs at concert to protect my dainty lil' ears, but I used my AirPod Pros in Transparency mode with "Hearing Protection" enabled last night and it was great.

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My emergency contact number is just a Twilio endpoint that tells a Roomba to vacuum my floors in case I die

Back Pain! At the Pulp Concert

I thought that Charlie Kirk was the kid from that "Charlie bit my finger" video and wow do I have egg on my face

I was saddened to hear about Charlie Kirk today; just as I have been every day that I have heard his name

Now for some #sponcon this sober boi loves these so much

The definition of insanity is trying the same thing multiple times and expecting different results* *unless the backend developer forgot to make the endpoint idempotent

The captions on this Yellowcard music video nailed it

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When people say they want the "good old days" back they mean they want to be able to respond to texts with O_o and ^_^;

Excuse me while I exorcise this stupid thought from my brain after today's news

It's really gonna suck when Mamdani loses the election because centrist Democrats and the right wing band together to put their thumb on the scale to fight the only thing they both hate together: having nice things

What if we, idk, just kept around a bunch of immigrants who want to come to our country www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

POLYMORPHIC POWER RANGERS

It's weird to think about the code I've written over the years still chugging away doing its part in moving along billions of dollars

Damn what did he do steal water from drought-impacted villages and sell it back to them? www.cnn.com/2025/09/01/b...

I’d best not catch any of you wearing white after today

Autumn music is emo, folk, moody synth pop with reverb, and Nujabes

Sorry my weekly update at work had an unreliable narrator

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I don't know what these words mean but I'm assuming it has something to do with this

I think my therapist thinks I'm ridiculous

Just thought about the CD burning software Nero for the first time in decades

Kids these days don't even know that Winamp really whips the llama's ass

Reading Piranesi and it's great to see the Zettelkasten method finally be a main character in a fiction novel. They've deserved a breakout role for so long.

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Well, I no longer have a Mac with a touchbar but it didn't happen how I expected it to. The display on my M1's touchbar just up and died.

Hall v. Oates pitchfork.com/news/daryl-h...

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My dumbass brain always reading IDE as DEI

Reminder that you can listen to music during zoom meetings if you wear headphones

My birthday party started 2 minutes ago and no one is here yet I’ve been shadow banned

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I taught a toddler to say “clanker” last week I’m just doing my part

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Someone greenlight a buddy comedy with Luigi and the Coldplay CEO stat

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Always two there are... the Ticketmaster and the Ticketapprentice

Not to brag but I'd probably kick ass at little league baseball these days

I may get cancelled for saying this but 101 is too many Dalmatians