Fede Alvarez’s gorefest requel EVIL DEAD was released on this day in 2013 #horror #filmsky

watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰

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Pragmata gone gold, think it will go platinum in this household.

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

i can't wait for big tech to collapse so my preferred operating system can rise from the ashes

waking up everyday feeling like

Honestly I’ve looked at these for so long they don’t look like *anything*

Happy Easter

THEY TRAINED THE AI ON ACTUAL WRITERS. YOU CANNOT TELL IF SOMETHING IS AI SIMPLY BASED ON IT USING PROPER GRAMMAR. IT STOLE FROM US!!! IT STOLE!!! IT IS A THIEF AND I WILL NOT EVER BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!!

Know your history, y'all. Nintendo did it first.

Because I get it. I struggle to play Xbox games because that switched position on those buttons breaks my brain. But so many Xbox gamers blame Nintendo for being "weird" and not standardizing their controllers when they've been doing this layout for like 36 years.

How did Xbox successfully condition so many gamers to think Nintendo is at fault for having a slightly different button layout for A/B and X/Y.

Another year another batch of “he is risen” skeets

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

ranking scream movies: 8 6 7 5 3 0 9

Curse the man who invented helium. Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen.

Vindicated by history (Kasabian appearance)

clodsquire is going into battle

I’VE SEEN LONELY TIMES WHEN I COULD NOT FIND A FRIEND

I’VE SEEN SUNNY DAYS THAT I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER END

I’VE SEEN FIRE AND I’VE SEEN RAIN

Copying the progression of the games

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

SUPER MARIO WORLD NINTENDO 1991 SNES

To me this reads as attempting to build bridges ahead of a leadership bid because he’s realised his voter base hates him, but think they were all burned down a long time ago

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Objectively fucking hilarious

The Earth is so fucking beautiful. Imagine what it could be if humans were better.

When the top cancels last minute

sick of modern life but at least sometimes there are pretty boys on the internet

🙏just let the animorphs show be weird and fun and sad and gross and antiwar and earnestly made with lots of love

Things you do when your product is brilliant and sales are going great:

LET’S GO KING THREE FOR THREE

every single person that never understood the arts loves to say things like “why are there politics in my arts now??”

Super Mario 64 File Select dot WAV

The C in FCF stands for Christ

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Switch 2 battery life you will not see the gates of heaven

Vikavolt is cool because it’s a bug and a Gradius reference.

If you miss Storm Dave you can catch it again on Storm Dave+1

Gentle reminder to UK trans people - especially the young’uns - that a four-day Easter weekend is an ideal time to indulge in and enjoy what you love. Please don’t waste a second of your Easter giving any attention to anything Wes Streeting says. He hasn’t earned it and he doesn’t deserve it. 🩷

Disingenuous prick. He has embedded transphobia as policy. He has denied young trans people access to medication and support. His government has brought back a version of Section 28 against trans young people. He is actively denying trans and non-binary individuals safety and respect.

Whoopsie! #ResidentEvil #Capcom #TwitchStreamer