FISH MAFIA DON: you've failed us fuh thuh last time. you know what dis means ME: oh no you're gonna tie balloons to my feet so I rise up out of the water and hang in the air and you're gonna call it "sleeping with the finches"? FISH MAFIA DON: ...da fuck is a "feet"

HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE

Something compelled me to make this

It's hard to explain how, in the early 00s, everyone collectively decided that there should be a little button you had to click to 'enter' a website.

They should invent a pesto that isn’t vile 😤

macklemore:

Finally a place for my musings

WELL

The UK is allergic to prime ministers lol

the meme for all of those times when your bravely choose Not to Have a Take despite the Discourse

It’s going to work really easier than killing yourself

Biggest surprise was that any of the people in the ad knew what Zygarde is.

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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

CURSE OF ROE 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Labour would rather lose to Reform than to the Greens, because that's their only attack line: "Vote Labour to keep Reform out". After all that Change™️ there's nothing positive left to offer, I guess 🤷 www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Oh! I never knew Blacephalon's eyes were on the sides of its head. Its expressions are cute!

The greatest betrayal came from within :(

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection. If you take that away, what do they have left?

Nobody can make me get up >:(

Poke crocs

Förg #procreate #art

“jestergooning”

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters

Good afternoon 😪

Sutamu-chan, an angel of good fortune from the Milky Way, is the mascot of Ogawamachi, Saitama. Sutamu-chan’s body is a piece of the traditional handmade paper the town is known for, decorated with bamboo leaves and stars from the Tanabata star festival held there each summer.

Ozempic is coming for everyone

Gosh.

worst gba game ever

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Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem

sucking at something is the price of admission for being good at something eventually

Happy Birthday Mewtwo ✨️

I think that if I see one more headline today I’ll

That PS5 screenshot is disgusting.

i think about this at least weekly

lol lmao

my important tomba creations (thread)

This definitely activated some neurons

Back here again

Why are we all broke this sucks

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

You are not prepared for where this starts nor how it ends.