> subtly suggesting i’m in the mood by casting porn to the apple tv

😴

> baffling some doomsday cultists with my 4th-grade level knowledge about the international date line

Been too long since I got to play a bit of gaming bound and gagged! Almost forgot how helpless I could be made to feel ;)

Weegar is so dreamy 😩 I made VERY awkward eye contact with him while checking him out

chase is wearing a tee and a hoodie in this ep which feels almost as surreal as house in a white jacket

> taking lessons from anti-homeless architecture to prevent household clutter

LMM jumpscare

It’s worth it, the boys do karaoke

Sweaty.

> the one where house gets into conversion therapy :/

bad poop 💩

“I don’t even know who Frodo is” — dr chase

having sex while a baby is missing,, totes inapprops

I just have a difficult time imagining a scenario that would have the Globetrotters rescued from the island but not Gilligan. I do not feel this show is realistic.

wow,, that certainly was a two-hour movie

It just feels like season 1 of 911 was from a totally different show that’s much more grounded and kinda more interesting than the show we got season 2+

time to see HIM on the imax, a movie that three separate people have felt the need to warn me about

there's probably something to be said about bluesky's dogshit comms as usual because everyone's really mad about language in here that to my recollection has literally always been there because it's boilerplate social media stuff that they have basically never enforced at all if ever.

tfw you ask your soon to be ex-wife if she ever really loved you

occasionally this show does some real experimental stuff with the shots, for better or worse

oop, chase just got served

a parent having sex with one of my high school romantic partners is so many steps removed from the reality I live in, I genuinely have trouble suspending disbelief when they do these eps

13 wearing the most 2010-girl hat I’ve ever seen

oh no, chase has to grapple with the fact that people are nice to him because he’s hot

it can be an interesting experience to inadvertently find your friend while looking up specific porn, but I can’t image how crazy that must’ve been in the VHS era

> the one where house takes chase speed dating

it’s okay to be leftist! it’s actually important to show it can be a popular ideology. you can also hate other leftists! it’s all part of the gig. “leftists were mean to me so i went right.” weak. have your own values uninfluenced by others.

there are maybe one or two movies I care about spoilers for that come out each year, why must the universe conspire against me when I ask so little

“the opossum was meant for me” — house md

> the one where house and wilson host an opossum

> realizing house and wilson have the exact same couch as we do

> the one where house pretends to be gay to deceive his neighbors

uh oh, we’ve made it to the even sexier chase arc

ghoulish

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

Can I offer you a thirst trap in these trying times

Johnny Storm - Human Torch (90s) No 3/3 of my 90s inspired set And course, last but not least, it had to be the pretty fire boy #humantorch #johnnystorm #FantasticFour  #f4 #marvel

is this something?

amiibo would’ve done numbers if it’d launched in the GameCube era

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

everything about this movie feels targeted right at me

slowpoke shop 🥺

This is the effect #fcf is having on me already

please,, keep doing live demos

it’s fun to have a wilson-focused episode where house and his shenanigans are getting on in the background of every other scene

who’d’ve guessed that ‘superintelligence’ just requires buying the product he’s selling

technically his wife is choosing,, and she’s choosing a much more lucrative disney-backed contract in storybrooke maine

Chase choosing bros before [his wife] 🥰

uh oh,, low angle pic of oomf got me rock hard