I can tell I’m old because to me what you use to stream is Among us or Quiplash

guys I figured it out, we can fix the whole economy and all we have to do is spend another 72 straight hours arguing with strangers on this microblogging website

Go follow this absolute cutie @twistlondon.bsky.social who’s given in and got a BlueSky.

what the fuck is even going on

Hotel lighting be popping 💖

Wood morning

Prototype to product version. Now I have a face of my own. Finally.

Hey BlueSky, it's been a while 💖💖💖

Bam

went to the ren faire with my wonderful boyfriend

firing up google maps on artemis ii and reporting construction slowdown, as a joke

sometimes one file takes extra long to compile and it's like,, what's going on there

why did I wake up at like five 😞

Evan Peters was in Phil of the Future ?!

Jewel Heist Mystery Party tonight! Theme was shimmery and sleek

if I can share a netflix, the bank should be more than able to share the results of a hard credit check with all of the people I'm getting quotes from

huh, guess I should prolly file my taxes this weekend

what happens if a person does learn a lesson from the first finger of the monkey paw and sells it off or something,, does the finger uncurl or does the wish remain spent or like what

celebrating easter by getting nailed by an italian man

I just flat don’t believe that VPNs are that necessary for personal web use

You ever look at your toes and think about how crazy it is that they’re so far away but like just as much of you as your eyes and teeth

wtf do most people even do on the internet

Let me be your April Fool? 🥴

Ireland — it’s like the Mexico of England

horny james fans stay winning

these dating shows always have a ridiculous amount of injury stoppage

he stayed !!

“boys, it’s time to take your planks” arrgh 🏴‍☠️

anyways, I’ve once again found a terrible het guy to thirst over in one of these shows 😔

there’s this new competition dating show that has some weird dom/sub kinky vibes that .. straight people suck but I can’t look away

🐇 🐇 🐇

You’re never getting an edit button btw

sometimes I see a targeted ad for a product and I realize I have a deep personality flaw — today it was for a multitasking gaming pillow :L

Feels like summer

would be great if the last few rain mons would finally spawn for me 🫩

Why not take a break and stare at my watch for a little bit? 😉✨

yes the bsky AI feeds thing is boo AI we hate etc etc, but it’s not the same as grok generating CSAM/other heinous imagery and to argue/conflate the two as being the same can only be viewed as bad faith, actually!

fucking birds man

What did they mean by this #buddie #911abc

Geared up. #leather #boots #gear

yes goddd

morning

it’s nice to go out for a run when pollen doesn’t want to murder you

I wore a box to an “anything but clothes” mixer 😂

I don’t trust anyone who willingly drinks Lacroix

yea yea games for 80 bucks, but I can’t imagine having a child who likes legos as much as I did with today’s prices

a 'low focus' day

Number 641: Retort-Bot, an AI powered wireless speaker that uses YOUR voice to come up with clever comebacks to your enemies such as “don’t try it you slimy salamander!” and “bastard! bastard! bastard!”

> have a deep and seething love/hate relationship with the monty hall problem