thinking about an ex oomf who said he was gonna join the Illinois national guard so he could fight back against trump

Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

I appreciate this as an idea, but I don't see how it carries any force in reality. "The TRiiBE asked why people should feel safe with this new executive order, given that federal agents have ignored his previous order to not wear masks within city limits."

*Sylvia Browne voice* The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We

I can literally just stroll down to the grocery store and buy castelvetrano stuffed with gorzongola whenever I want. I live like a king!

In my hometown, visiting my mom’s grave for the anniversary of her passing away, and there’s a tombstone nearby with two confederate flags on it. Can I desecrate it?

I am just so fucking proud of her.

In addition to gassing people on public streets today, ICE handcuffed and detained Ald. Jesse Fuentes (26th ward) today at an ER. As we’ve seen repeatedly, ICE agents exhibit little self-discipline or understanding of the law.

Almost everyone I’m speaking with in North Gaza wants to leave and can’t because they are injured, sick or can’t afford it- those are the people Israel is calling terrorists now

This short passage from a Politico afternoon newsletter captures a huge amount of the advantage gained by lying at scale and the why the DC press corps remains wired for the GOP.

“UPDATE: As of 1:45am UK Time 13 flotilla boats have been intercepted. An Israeli warship is seen here spraying the boat Ohwayla with what journalist Greg Stoker, aboard the Ohwayla, called 'skunk water'.” -Novara Media, 15m ago.

Concocting an excuse to take the Lunt bus today

Huh.

Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account

I love just fucking around in canva

I love when Clark street smells like bacon

If your takeaway from this is we should stop cruising, you’re a traitor to your own community.

she's running in 2028 on a right-wing moderate austerity platform.

🚨 BREAKING | Wes Streeting confirms Labour is actively working to BAN trans women AND trans men from female spaces, describing their presence as "unpleasant". Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces. (Via MumsNet)

I do not support all of Chicago’s gay alderpeople. Some of them are Timmy Knudsen.

How Rich and disconnected from reality do you have to be to have as many problems as that guy but not be able to pronounce Acetaminophen

At the very least, you should be pirating any Disney content you’re consuming

Making this argument from the US is so funny to me

And I am already pre-annoyed at the hashtag-resist influencer types who are going to insist it's Black people's obligation to pretend Democrats haven't just spit in Black women's collective face and vote for them unquestioningly. I can already feel people firing up their twitter fingers as it were

What has to happen for the world to admit that an intergovernmental organization where the biggest bully can veto anything anytime is nothing but a joke?

What a genuine piece of shit this woman is. Handed an opportunity of a lifetime and squandered it because she couldn’t help but facilitate a genocide. And even in the aftermath of the most colossal electoral failure in recent memory (high bar there), she still can’t help but dig herself deeper

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

If you use AI to find/create recipes, you hate food. Can’t think of another reason someone would try to do this.

You should not have a Disney+ subscription. Period. On top of this stunt, it's on the BDS list. You can watch their shit via other means.

Wait they chased off an ICE raid in WHEATON?????????? WHAT???????????????????????????? For people who don't know Chicago imagine like Brigham Young or Liberty University chasing off an ICE raid this is fucking WILD Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I’m sick of all these billionaires sharing their beach bodies. I want them to have a nice marbling so I don’t dry out the meat

Making sweet love to a plate of Ghareeb Nawaz tonight

The centrist fantasy of ~coming together and understanding each other~ only works if everyone involved is interested in engaging with reality. The Kirks and Shapiros of the world aren’t interested in doing that, but the Kleins of the world keep falling for it.

Sorry but I do not buy theater gays being shocked to discover that Kristin Chenoweth actually sucks

I take a block-first approach to idiots on this app, and it’s wild how many blockable assholes fall into the “christian but leftist” category

Happening now: it's a tense scene at the Broadview ICE processing facility outside Chicago this morning where a large protest is planned. ICE operations continue to ramp up across the city and burbs. Ten Chicago SRT agents out here with pepper ball dispensers, one long gun.

real talk

If you're sad Charlie Kirk is dead. Join him

I know the Dems think they're doing damage control, but I think piling on reverence for this guy actually contributes to the problem.

Literally Nazi sympathizing here

lmao holy shit

I'm really tired of people not understanding that committing violence and even murder on a massive scale through policy designed for that purpose is not in fact less immoral than other types of murder. In many ways it's more cowardly

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace