My plans today involve being gay, acting gay, doing gay stuff, and attending a really gay event this evening with other gay ppl

Someone needs to pay me $100k a year to write whatever I feel like working on. Why has no one done this yet?

I put my new bed together, and I love it, but it’s so tall that my feet can’t reach the ground when I sit on the side

Is there anything better than those allen wrenches that has the twisty ball part on the end so you can go at it sideways

No offense but I feel really hot today

Watching Into the Woods to make myself cry

Ending 2025 with the grounded sense of hope I picked up in Chicago, as told here:

Woke up early enough to watch the sunrise over the lake with @tobyk.bsky.social and it was cloudy

I have little crushes on so many of you

A cloud of depression that I’ve been living with for the last five years seems to be lifting, and it’s weird to experience that while simultaneously grieving

So incredibly thankful for the hoard of lesbians in my life who’ve gone out of their way to make sure I’m not completely miserable this Christmas

It’s really concerning how many journalists are pretending to be or actually are as stupid as Sally here

Beef bourguignon in the oven 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Happy Van Gogh self-mutilation anniversary day! What appendages is everyone cutting off this year?

Sudden urge to get a cat

I got two separate work requests 30 minutes before I’m supposed to start working. Like fuck OFFFFF IT’S CHRISTMAS FFS

Might fuck around and change my legal name

I think a mostly platonic friend of mine is trying to flirt subtly with me, and I need him to start doing it unsubtly

Mozilla approved the Times New Roman to accessible fonts plugin! You can find it here for Firefox and it'll update automatically when, and if, anything more is requested. 🙌

Pleas god don’t make me vote for Dan Biss

If I just decide that my vacation begins four days earlier than it actually does… will that work? Will I feel something?

I’ve gotten emotional over the concept of buying wrapping paper and bows three times today, including once in the middle of Jewel earlier

God Bugonia was so close to being a really great film

It’s perfectly fine to feel conflicted about this because I think most of us can agree that the right to die is ideal, but I don’t have any patience for those who are pretending that the distrust that people (esp. disabled people!) have towards these laws is “nonsense” or “illogical”.

Okay ready to experience l*ve again I think

Dick Durbin retire early bitch

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the most revolutionary technological innovation of the last few years isn't chat GPT it's usb c ports on reusable batteries

It seems bad that it now takes a week and a half for Walgreens to refill my prescription

The CPD needs to be defunded, disbanded, and every single one of its officers chased from public life in the city

I miss the beachhhhhhhh

Oomf is gonna be such a cute bear in like five years 🫦

Got to see my favorite duck today. Let’s celebrate THAT

Which characteristics do you find undesirable, Julian? Quickly

Targeted boycotts don’t have to be completely ethically spotless. They just have to be affective. Leaving Spotify for Apple or Tidal isn’t going to end AI or Imperialism, but it might end Spotify if people can stop being so fucking pea brained for half a second.

Kinda feel like running my fingers through an oomf’s hair rn

Me at the DMV today when they gave me the wrong tax document to fill out but I already had the correct one filled out before I even showed up

this is the thanksgiving of the rest of your life

Why the actual fuck is there someone leaf blowing my building’s courtyard at 9am on Thanksgiving?

Preemptively blocking my dad’s phone number in case he tries to contact me tomorrow 😬

I would erase the Jurassic World movies from existence and make Alfonso Cuarón do a proper reboot

I love getting mise en place

The people I know in Indiana always complain about the price of food in Chicago, but if you’re a normal, grown ass adult who buys and cooks food from the grocery store, that really just is not true

The Illinois DMV is designed at every point to drive you to madness. I know everyone thinks this about their state’s DMV, but like, I know Indiana isn’t this bad

Cannot possibly dream up a worse use case for an LLM than this

everyone thought zohran was the big story from two weeks ago but the national dems saw jay jones say "we gotta kill them kids" and end up +5 and went "oh we can run ANY BODY"

One of the things that the “immigration debate” in the UK really reveals is how little people actually know about how other people live. So much of immigration policy fails to work, even on its own terms, because it’s trying to solve problems that mostly exist in peoples heads

Healthcare open enrollment season always makes me angry to a degree that I actually scare myself