I've been playing Dragon Quest 3 (HD-Remake) and I came to a point where I needed to make a merchant to send off for the main story and I just kind of made a guy called "Fat Chud" thinking this would be of no consequence. Immediately I'm faced with the consequence of my actions

The lack of self-respect you are exhibiting by just sitting there and taking this shit.

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Instead of watching the State of the Union, you can do this:

Just finished Sinners of the Azure Abyss! Little less dramatic or racy than the title suggests, but nonetheless a fun sort of reimagining of The Little Mermaid. Could totally see this become a decent movie. Good characters and nice art! anilist.co/manga/132400...

Girl they're acting like Kate Butch took out a gun and shot Sminty on #DragRaveUKVsTheWorld when it's really her fault for not learning the god damn words and being literally consumed and distracted by anger?? Why are Kate and Naomy the only realistic bitches here???

Oh yeah definitely.

Is this even satire?

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Yoko Taro is in charge of a new Evangelion series? You already had me at "Evangelion" but now I'm like rock hard for this shit

this is also what it feels like to use bluesky

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Bluesky will never produce a post like this.

whenever you unlock like a new low it's like "oh! I didn't know we were going lower than that, cool"

so it was written. so it will be

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

it pays to advertise

Berlin 🫶🏼

#DragRace [mild spoilers] Girl this lipsync... I'm gonna kill everyone. This is so wrong. Literally stood up and yelled "WHAT" when the shantay was announced. Not only was it her time to go now, it's been her time to go from episode two. What world is Ru living in???

oop

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

the video game industry is a mess

read one (1) article about the looksmaxxing community and now am thinking things like "I'm being standmogged" when my coworker raises their standing desk

Testing how the polycule handles conflict by bringing an infect deck to the commander pod.

"Pope you need to do better"

Heated Chivalry

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

nodding

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

Drag Name: Pitty Fuck

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT RFK AND KID ROCK!!!!!

Lemon Party-coded imagery

You could make an entire book that is JUST POSTS about how you shouldn't comment back a worse version of someone's joke on their post. Maybe if people just post that a few more times, it will stop.

stickers my company hands out. very cool. one question: what if I end it all?

new tattoo 🫶🏼🐕‍🦺 ✍🏼 @mainlysleepy on Instagram

mfs be like "linux is confusing" what the fuck is this?

#NowRewatching The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

I JUST HAD A DOCTOR CONSULT CANCELLED BECAUSE I WAS RUDE TO THEIR AI INTAKE SOFTWARE. (I called it a "stupid computer.") I hate EVERYTHING

There are three squirrels having a threesome every day in my backyard