Matt Goodwin needs to get the fuck out of our city.

Jesus I'm watching the MEN hustings and Labours candidate is just performing terribly. I feel sorry for her. From the left the Lib Dems and Greens left her in the dust. The hope at this election is with the Green Party's Hannah Spencer. Not Matt Goodwins racist posh shite.

Google, but more than that the MHRA, needs to clamp down on online advertising. This AI spoken smart watch advert promised things that I know, based on my work in the NHS, are illegal to promise. False promises by scam companies erode trust in genuine medical institutions. This is grim.

That an elected representative feels the need to say this is MAD. A republican nonetheless. Either mental illness is pervasive in the GoP beyond the whitehouse, or far right groups are genuinely threatening elected representatives unless they conform and comply. Democracy in name only.

I think my historic smash might be Cab Calloway? Creator of Betty Boop. Fantastic musician. Underappreciated cultural icon. Served. One of the girls for sure

Orion's, slutty little, belt

247 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes. Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕

Nationalism is wild because why did I not get to see the gold medal winning performance in the men's figure skating because I was watching commentators talk about how someone already won the gold in men's skeleton?? Like great for him, but let me see the twinks do their thing.

Word.

Oh Danny boy, the pints the pints are calling

brianna ghey wouldn't be allowed to express herself at all under @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social's section 28.

Unfortunately it's definitely Joe Hart, not even close.

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social When you say that homophobes are closeted gay people, you are blaming gay people for homophobia. The vast majority of homophobes are straight people.

This is cutlery for neuro typical people with too much money. It's also ugly as fuck.

"abortion shouldn't be used as birth control" okay but that's what it does? It controls birth. How else do you imagine it being used? Habitually? Seasonally? As a treat?

Free the modern Godiva

This fucking court won’t let ANYTHING self-identify

Jayapal asks Epstein survivors in hearing room to stand and raise hands if they still haven't been able to meet with Bondi's DOJ. Every single one of them doe. Jayapal then gives Bondi an opportunity to apologize. She responds by trying to attack Jayapal and Merrick Garland but doesn't apologize.

I might play a drinking game the next time Tom does a tutoring session Macbeth! Shot! Great chain of being! Shot! "What does that mean to you?" Shot!

Well now, that’s a statistic: In 1956, 61% of girls and women aged 16-19 who married in Scotland were pregnant on their wedding days.

Say a rotisserie chicken costs....$10. For a realistic chance of owning a flat these Extremely Young Irresponsible People (some of them are like...45) would need a deposit of about....$50k. That's 5000 luxurious rotisserie chickens. Let the graduates with zero hope have a nice little treat.

More Gorton and Denton nonsense: Reform have cancelled a hustings because they were unable to get a private green room. #ManOfThePeople

I shaved my chest last night on a whim and it feels SO soft, I'm very divided on it. It's definitely shown my place in the itty bitty titty committee 😭

Oh fun a power surge just happened and knocked out everyone in Edgeley's burglar alarms

BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party trib.al/B3DT9BW

Things are still surfacing. Plus six men whose names have been kept secret, for reasons not disclosed.

Getting really tired of "this is all a media concoction"... Starmer has the lowest approval rating of any PM in history bar Truss. Senior ministers are openly and unsubtly positioning. His Chief of Staff, Director of Comms and Cab Sec have all resigned on the same day. I mean come on...

Going from Amsterdam where almost everything works perfectly fine to the UK where very little works at all is really stark. Not a single drink vending machine I've passed since landing actually works. We don't seem to be able to do the basics right.

shot, chaser, post nut clarity

Even the LLMs are mocking Starmer.

He’s still a transphobic weasel who should not be trusted

Locked in? No sorry honey I'm locked out. Forgot me keys.

Morning. A reminder that the names will continue to change with regularity in UK politics until leaders realise that there are no easy solutions and that difficult choices have to be made and justified.

It pains me to admit, the Dutch are right about mayonnaise

I've found a bar where the wine is significantly cheaper than the beer so I'm going to be wine drunk tonight it seems

Only two of these vehicles are practical for Amsterdam

Manchester airport confiscated my corkscrew keyring. What am I going to do with that, have a silly little pinot?

You tell me.

What is the point of Keir Starmer staying as prime minister?

Um?

Wes Streeting wants people to forget. Never let him forget.

What a shit pour. I could do better half cut with my eyes closed and no hands.

Never ask for feedback on your writing if you don’t want feedback on your writing.

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

Streeting says the PM is going for max transparency & will publish everything on Mandelsons appointment as ambassador, but then adds they will not release any info that [they say] compromises national security or undermine relations with other countries So not transparent at all

It's Elmo's birthday

The fact this little witch sold her soul for a knockoff green card and protection for her nonce husband is despicable and I hope she spends the rest of her life in irrelevance along with the barbs too brainless to bail years too late

I'm incredibly worried about reactionary responses to the Epstein files that do not target the powerful and instead make things worse for victims. Florida has already passed the death penalty for people who assault kids under 12. Evidence shows that makes kids less likely to report, harming victims