MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Just bought some stamps

Sorry but those Stanley bottles are so hideously ugly and calling them Quencher just makes things even worse

Every time this account skeets “The sun is at its peak in Wyoming” my mind just goes

Evil evil evil

UwU Don't wet Twump intewfewe with UK democwacy, Davey tewws PM (´・ω・｀) #OwONewsPolitics

Christmas cards written and ready to go 💪

It’s so WIMDY I got blown backwards twice on the 10 minute walk from the station home

🚨BREAKING🚨 MPs have voted to PASS our bill to establish a UK-EU customs union. The Prime Minister must now listen to his own MPs, drop his self-imposed red lines and finally go for proper growth through an ambitious trade deal with the EU.

“A Google spokesperson said the probe "risks stifling innovation in a market that is more competitive than ever".” lol cry harder corporation

this is whose reputation they're trying to whitewash www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/politics/...

Anyone want to be my “other evil creature of spider-form”? 👉👈

LoTR Shelob Extended Universe

Look what I can do

New Hope, Texas Pop: 628 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hope,_Texas Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=65765465 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53270414 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=73918398

I have a settee!

Decision in the Sandie Peggie case. She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...

Eoin Clarke has handily put together a list of 100 Green policies and it’s pretty astounding anyone can type all these out and not work out the economic collapse they would bring on

And colossally that’s Lando! Huge congratulations to Lando Norris on becoming Britain’s 11th Formula One World Champion. A fantastic achievement. And well done to everyone at McLaren in Woking who powered him to the title.

Here’s how Carlos Sainz can still win 1/?

Just been whamageddoned by Chest, Heart & Stroke Scotland

Me when Allie X

As Patrick Cockburn writes about in this weekend’s @theipaper.com en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Peleus

Playing the "Good/bad migrant line helps spread further division and racism. As @migrantvoice.bsky.social points out in this piece "People do not check what job someone has, or how they arrived, before attacking them". Labour knows this and just carries on. www.migrantvoice.org/home/editori...

Participation trophies for the One Special Boy from the most corrupt athletics organization in the world. Perfect.

So if I’m having tinned soup or beans or something I generally heat them to roughly the temperature of the surface of the sun. Often about an hour or so afterwards I get a sore stomach and indigestion. Turns out *not* heating foods to that extent prevents this from happening. Who would’ve guessed

USE HEADPHONES FOR FUCK SAKE YOU SAVAGES

Farage has been dismissing evidence of Russian ties to the Salisbury Novichok attack since 2018 🧐

@Scotrail can I get compensation for trains being packed with loud and annoying teens

@Scotrail can I get compensation for trains being packed with loud and annoying teens

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The one good thing about the tunnel going to Glasgow Central Low Level is it stops people playing TikToks out loud for the whole carriage to hear

This is vile and so so wrong. GB News is the TV version of X. Extreme racism like this should not be platformed as ‘news.’ It is absolutely disgusting and another attempt to drag ‘debate’ to the right and destabilise our democracy.

I need to fix the bits I’ve went over, but as of last night it is done!

The Animal Welfare Bill by @DannyChambers.bsky.social has become law. 

 This is a turning point for animal welfare in the UK - eradicating cruel practices, stopping pet mutilation and cracking down on the scourge of illegal puppy smuggling.

I know what I like

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...

Morro Bay, California Pop: 10,543 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morro_Bay,_California Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=54822497 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=22952447 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=156969666

No I didn’t? You did without asking me if I wanted to

LIKE: you're an OK guy, Nick RT: you're evil incarnated, Nick COMMENT: you're the best thing since cheese, Nick

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Just got back to my flat and as I opened the outside door a guy came running out to a waiting taxi with a bunch of red flowers and a big Cadbury Dairy Milk. Best of luck king 🫡

Muted so many words related to the F1 and had it spoilt by opening the BBC News app. The one time they actually have something related to F1

Dubai style pistachio matcha labubu

At 18 I spoke to my parents, in a different country, every few days on a coin operated payphone. I saw them only at the holidays. They had no idea where I was or what I was up to. To be fair I went completely bananas… but I survived and I became an adult. An essential process we’re denying them.

You’ve heard of double denim, but I give you T r i p l e c o r d u r o y

“It is Russia who have been the perpetrator of this war. If we don’t act to stop them in Ukraine, we will fight them somewhere else.” Edward Morello