Need to go Tesco but my legs feel like a lead weight. Can someone buy fruit for me please

Please do not vape on the 18:08 ScotRail service from Glasgow Central Low Level to Dalmuir via Yoker :)

This really shouldn't surprise anyone.

I am so glad Scott Arthur stopped speaking

I am totally shocked that a party which have elected a charlatan as a leader is comfortable with lying and misrepresenting people like this. Culture starts at the top.

Diva down!

This just made me think (and hearing him on Radio 4 just now), that these former Ministers are now subordinate to Lee Anderson Lol

It's Elmo's birthday

Emailed Scottish Water this morning and brought it up at the community council meeting this evening. Everyone there knew of the cones and were shocked at the length of time for the repair. Got the Cllr’s email so we can send each other correspondence on it

Never forget the woman in 2019 Euros who told me she was voting Brexit party but “If you still had Archy Kirkwood I’d vote for you” He was the local Lib Dem MP who retired in 2005

The Green Party have shared doorstop data with me, and it appears dogs can’t look up

Right there’s a loose manhole (weeeyyy) near my flat which is really annoying because I’m on a busy road. A couple of weeks ago cones were put around it to stop people driving over it. Just checked when it’s due to be fixed… *April* What the fuck

Just had a response and unsurprisingly, it was terrible!

"We honour the trailblazers who came before and stand with the next generation as they push for a fairer future. Our message is unwavering: you belong, your history matters, and we will continue fighting until everyone is truly free to be who they are." -Ed Davey www.libdems.org.uk/news/article...

Today is the first day of LGBT History Month LGBT+ people have always been part of our societies, but often their stories are hidden and go untold. This month is an opportunity to celebrate those stories and continue to campaign for progress.

Going to nuance this by saying that 1) 90%+ of people have a smartphone now and they can be bought cheaply either new or used. In many ways it’s a bit of a straw-man argument not dissimilar to “they have a flatscreen tv so shouldn’t be on benefits” takes. 2) this does not mean we should be 1/2

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Assuming all goes well, I’ve made homemade ice cream

I have now, as of last night, read all of the Lord of The Rings. Now for something totally different

Bearsden South (East Dunbartonshire) by-election first preferences: Lib Dem: 1744 (38.1%, +14.9) SNP: 789 (17.2%, -6.2) Reform UK: 709 (15.5%, new) Labour: 650 (14.2%, -1.9) Green: 371 (8.1%, +0.9) Conservative: 283 (6.2%, -17) Family: 35 (0.8%, new) Lib Dem elected stage 5.

If I wasn’t tired all the time I’d be unstoppable

It's telling how Green people keep trying to twist what Polanski did with Thypnoboobs stuff because it is entirely indefensible and speaks hugely to his character. It's a puff piece. He is directly quoted saying his hypnosis can have a physical effect. He's lying to vulnerable women for publicity.

per the other site

Do read this thread. It covers the classic problems of govt IT ventures: capture by the providers, poor information management and huge security holes, improbably complex signup process, and low quality outcomes. Surely it might have been better to partner with a university than this corporate slop?

I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!

Got badminton tonight so I’ve been thinking about how I need to not do much today so I don’t feel too tired for it. Typically I woke up at 4:30 this morning and couldn’t get easily back to sleep, and then dreamt of doing lots of running around and cycling

Storm Chandra has wreaked havoc on towns and villages across east and mid Devon. The PM is away, so it was his Deputy who I invited to bring a friend and see it for himself... www.sidmouthherald.co.uk/news/2580463...

Cruuy

Cut some onions last night in preparation for making dinner tonight and now my fridge S T I N K S 🫠 Naturally I remedied this for cooking by using double the amount of garlic as in the recipe

I have (or thought I had) Siri turned off on my phone but somehow me saying "who, sorry?" on a Zoom call on my laptop just now activated it?

Sorry I’ve just found that the word “Labubu” has been uttered in Parliament hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...

Have finally started my chocolate Santa I got for Christmas. Only a month late

That’s not a “Well-known Labour figure”!

Given Starmer’s record this means that Burnham will probably be the candidate by about Wednesday

Love how i made it all the way from London to Glasgow without issue and I’ve now been dropped 2 stops from home because ScotRail just decided they weren’t going to stop between Hyndland and Dalmuir

Ultimately you're not supposed to believe it. It not mattering is the point. The bolder the lie, the greater the impunity. The ultimate victory for evil is not convincing you, it's the truth being irrelevant.

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...

Genuinely wondering whether to either pay the £3.99 or just delete my account

This is the first time I’ve watched Traitors since the last series and having lived near the castle so much is like “oh I know where that is”

I hate being back on Instagram like what do you mean that purely because I stumbled on two reels in German I’m now bombarded with German brainrot meme content

The Hobbit With Big Naturals

We choose Canada.

This is Douglas Ross

I-80 Laramie (Snowies), 1/22/2026, 7:31:22 AM

Funniest thing now would be for Burnham to lose the selection

factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has an attention span of 60 seconds. Donald Trump is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I’m sure Angela Rayner would like a word