used to be a bitch but now I’m nice call that Post-Opp ✂️

Real tears rn

7️⃣ in the 🌅 when they wake you gotta be 👻

haven’t seen AI bounce up and down on it yet so I think my job is still safe

nothing like dissolved fiber capsules lodged in your throat and psyllium husk powder attempting to expel upwards

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Y’all ever just sit with yourself, compile everything that bothers you & go “Wow, I really wish this stupid pointless shit didn’t matter this much to me”?

huh, wasn’t expecting to get a charli notice today

Higurashi When They Cry:

i have reincarnated a few extra times just to see what all the different endings are

Catching a whiff of someone wearing an ex’s fragrance … jumpscare

oomfcel

can’t believe i turn 35 next month

it’s not okay… I DONT FUCK WITH IT’!!!!!!

No shade, but… andromeda’s a big wide open galaxy..

sex scene discourse is so stupid to me. sometimes we just want characters to engage in intimacy for the sake of it. sometimes PLEASURE is the point hello

News: Tongari Boushi no Atelier 2nd Season (Witch Hat Atelier Season 2) reveals super teaser promotional video #とんがり帽子のアトリエ #WitchHatAtelier #MALatAX youtu.be/LK3xyZa1VXw

i wish i could permanently OBLITERATE all fast fashion pieces from thrift stores and depop 🫥

EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE

someone out there has a watersports kink with an asparagus requirement

*shrinks down and transforms into a mouse*

finally listening to SHMG

HANDS UP BITCHES ITS A ROBBERY

Lulu from FFX:

the only time conservatives believe a sexual harassment allegation is when bullies make one up to defame and bully a little trans girl

[explodes violently] music.apple.com/us/album/ona...

addicted to minecraft horror mod videos rn

two russian acrobats have climbed to the top of the empire state building to clock a gag

Hi

good morning i woke up with a cupcakke remix of a Celine Dion song in my head

I fucking #hate a skort like how absurd

how the fuck am i doing this?

The Uninvited (2009):

rest in peace akihiro miwa :( 💐

yes i am good at this game

everyone say happy birthday to @vinyldanyl.bsky.social RIGHT NOW >:(

some loads refused tbh

me and my partner told our boss (we’re on the same team) about our relationship after 9 months together. it went incredibly well & i feel like i can finally fucking breathe

freaking it during this work meeting 🙊

If you know what’s in an aperol spritz you are an aristocrat

IS IT REALLY REALLY REAL

now what yall know about this

she isn’t making this album for y’all she is making it for ME