misgendered! at the local gas station

the first gamer in the world to be right when they said "wow these hitboxes are bullshit"

they found a way to make Rahul Kohli even hotter in Saros

It’s very simple: the 6 republican Supreme Court justices are functionally no different than klansmen

2 butches getting snagged on each others carabiners at the bar meanwhile their 2 dog-girls are tangled up in each others leashes underneath

"You're already established with our psychiatric program, so you'll have to go back to the transphobic Jordan Peterson fanboy if you want the prescription to make your life livable" I hate catholic hospitals so fucking much dude, I'm gonna cry

realized the work i've done has given me wide hips and the barest suggestion of a six pack, and my brain immediately shut down good-style 😵‍💫

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

hey oomfie its so good to finally meet up i know we've been bsky mutuals for so long its crazy to finally see eachother in person haha anyway this place is really cool i love the lights and the music - okay yes thank you for saying it first i would love it if you spit in my mouth okay let me open-

the idea that trans people are not legitimately the gender they are is, i assert, a very mainstream idea among democrat POLITICIANS

my hometowns putting up dorley hall numbers and we didn't even have a basement to traumatize us

kinda wild I've been told that, of my graduating class of <100, 3 or 4 of us are trans

ironically said "god is good" enough that I've got oomfs asking if I'm religious 😭

GOD DAMMIT "THE JUICENITE" WAS RIGHT THERE

the first boss has three health bars divided into two damage phases each, and I now understand that this is because it'd otherwise be a 30sec fight late-game, so you're forced to stay on your toes I think that's pretty neat!

saros wants you to start in later biomes SO BAD, but that's not How We Do Things Around Here, sorry

here u go u sickos

why'd they make fox look like that 😭😭😭😭😭

the trans girl advice I wish I'd gotten early: if you bite your nails, go get some nice gels. Nothing in my life, not the bad-tasting polish, not CBT, has ever stopped me biting them, but if I get nice gels: 1) they *feel* different and I notice I'm biting 2) I feel bad about damaging them

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

finished the newest Dorley and I think I'm gonna find a nice, pleasant wall to stare at for a bit

they banned sridhar for being too correct

i'm beginning to suspect the mods may not like trans people very much. much to consider

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

is butterbean okay?

Every time I have to log into Twitter it feels like I invariably immediately run headfirst into something like "If only you would do materialism; you would understand that cis gay men have institutional power and therefore MTFs benefit from homopatriarchy, and thus have material power over AFABs"

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”

boston worked that knee like this shit is pro wrestling

i just want something for media encode/decode, why do i have to buy a whole-ass graphics card 😭

butch woman who tells you "i'm not interested in helping anyone working out their daddy issues i'm looking to give them new ones"

i feel bad for talking to my cats like an abusive football coach, but I gotta or else we'll never make the playoffs

if you stop voicing your emotional needs it hurts less when you're met with silence

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

I MEANT STORY PROGRESSION

I'm having a lot of fun with Saros, but I'm also very obviously ripping through the biomes WAY faster than the devs anticipated 😭

my dead dads shitass junker isuzu has now been stolen twice in the same week 😭

adult swim used to be muzak for your dealer’s house but now it’s baby sensory videos for the ambitionless boyfriends of bisexual women

Housemarque has certainly made some Choices about the gameplay

oh good heavens

realized i've got a a couple decently convincing karaoke songs by The Strokes in me and now i'm fixated on the idea of a strokes cover band fronted by a trans woman

There is a direct throughline from this and the rise in global authoritarianism. Authoritarianism is actively hostile toward the arts and intellectualism, and thus imagination. When people say that AI is a “fascist project,” this is explicitly what they’re referring to.

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

if u notice that your friend has been working on her voice since you saw her last you have to tell her. this is very important