really sick of going to bed so, so happy and waking up scared, sad, alone after a night of terrifying dreams

thank you for noticing my learned helplessness i actually have a masters in emotional manipulation and i’m working on my doctorate in never doing anything for myself my research is proving difficult, would you want to come to the library with me sometime? i’ll bring snacks

it's so over

What happens when the ground beneath disappears? What once were days will feel like thousands of years. But who's to say it isn't better this way? Look at me, now I'm free; you'll survive. Stay with me, just the once.

@constablelabeler.bsky.social I am a sodomite, heretic, idolator, seducer, betrayer of country, horse thief, wastrel, pirate, blashphemer, public fornicator, and reckless driver

i think if i saw obsession in theaters and heard a single man laughing i'd have ended up on the news

current status: regressing (playing Sonic Adventure 2 as a coping mechanism)

speaking generally, I think the no. 1 thing you can do as a cis ally is help a trans woman get a job

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

i'm seeing a lot of ppl on here today defending the Democratic Party to the trans community and allow me to suggest not doing that

she asked me to mark her so I scratched WASH ME into her back

192.168.0.x networks are hsts, 10.0.0.x networks are agp

women kissing each other reblog if you agree

she asked me to mark her so I scratched WASH ME into her back

I should be allowed a little misanthropy, as a treat. Something like "wishing all tesla drivers a very pleasant 'car becomes your flaming coffin'"

bruh

pretty alt girl at the gas station knows my name but only sees me when i look like a goblin post-workout, i'm trapped in a quantum space of so back/so over

Don't Know How To Exist full song/vid out now everywhere :)

That damn Furby was everywhere tonight. @effylives.com and I had to pinch each other to make sure we weren’t seeing things.

#ANDNEW . . . Allie Katch is your NEW @f1rstwrestling Grand Champion!

both people needing PS+ to play Halo split-screen co-op is probably one of the funniest things I've read in a while tbh

never forgive them for what they did to Computer

well at least I can officially call myself a Subaru Lesbian now

if i had a gf this emotional bullshit wouldn't be on your timeline, get cracking

ngl having panic-sold my dream car for an EV has a small part of me rooting for Iran to really give us the what-for. gas never reached $5 here, and it's probably not great that I'm disappointed, but,

dm me if u look like this

you gotta tell your friends you love them. ESPECIALLY if they've been inside you

writing malware's gotta be so easy. make a fake mod for undertale with a funny name and you'll pop at least a couple streamers. you could do the same for, like, roblox, but targeting actual children instead of adult children is gross

tim sweeny wakes up in a cold sweat every night furious that the entire industry of engine driven games development isn’t just roblox but owned by him

🎼 where were you, when they baked the gatorade cass'role

everyone in tech is burnt out as fuck because AI has raised productivity expectations to be so high that people are growing brain tumors that looks like this

posting this today cuz as far as i know you don't need to show your ID to use a forum yet

update on the guy who ate gatorade casserole

I'm floating above the ground like a cartoon character guided to a pie on the windowsill, bless my stupid puppy life

"the population-poisoning child porn turbines are vital to US national security interests" is a stance that, unfortunately, is a little too on the nose to be shocking

holy shit we are so fucking back

Imagine thinking that Copilot is going to fix your company.

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

put simply, Microsoft must be destroyed

This notion that the Knicks won is mostly an online phenomenon; people frying their brains on social media. The "title" certainly isn't based in material conditions, it's a vibes-championship.

Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

Unfettered access to one insane friend's media collection is better than any streaming service on the planet

I need a new game to dissociate into for the entire weekend

computing created a revolution based on reliably deterministic outcomes from calculations, so we've naturally decided to invest the entire US economy into the Non-Deterministic Outcomes Machine

i know people love complaining about windows updates, but why do macOS updates take, at minimum, 30 minutes in current year?

complaining about life? I'll show you something interesting; there are two types of societal ills: patriarchy and capitalism