Who You Callin’ Turkey
@whoyoucallinturkey.bsky.social
📤 559
📥 4
📝 100
DEFCON stands for Definitely Concerning. “DEFCON 4 status sir!!” Ok I’m concerned but all good I think. “DEFCON 1 Status Sir!!” ok now I am definitely concerned!!
6 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Who You Callin’ Turkey
12 days ago
I make the trucker law pledge and say "thank you mlb"
0
3
1
reposted by
Who You Callin’ Turkey
12 days ago
Already started counting down the days till spring training. Love baseball
1
2
1
NFL will be quite pleased to learn that the MLB season is over. They no longer have to compete with the MLB for viewers!
12 days ago
0
13
0
I just want to say Thank You to the mlb! Fans, please join me in saying Thank You to the mlb.
12 days ago
3
25
2
Gentlemen, start your televisions. it’s the MLB again
13 days ago
0
12
1
“Que cera, Que cera” the ballplayers may say. Even the cantankerous Mr. Dylan (a certified grump!) would agree…the answer to who will be champ, is blowin’ in the wind! But I might just settle for…Play Ball! Good luck to all the fans, I might also add.
16 days ago
0
7
0
They should remake Rudy as a baseball movie. “play ball Rudy! Play Ball!!”
18 days ago
0
2
1
Don’t let the ump get ya- it’s the MLB
20 days ago
0
6
1
Sinatra carried dimes in his pocket to to be ready when his son’s kidnappers called. He kept dimes on him the rest of his life and was buried with a pocketful. I keep a quarter in my pocket in case I want to go to Aldi and check out their
#AldiFinds
!
21 days ago
2
48
3
Due to the loss tonight, MLB Mariners will have to sail the high seas to the MLB offseason
25 days ago
0
17
3
Get in the postseason ballgame or simply watch from home. Doesn’t matter to me
25 days ago
0
9
0
AHHH! I just saw something sp-sp-spp-SPOOKY!!! It was a real ghost and it wanted the souls of MLB ball players and stadium faculty
30 days ago
0
12
0
Is this place called heaven or Hell. Your eternal life has been granted unto you via postseason play
about 1 month ago
0
11
1
YERRRRRROUTTT!!! WALK!! anything could happen in the MLB tonight- including the dreaded strikeout and dreaded base on balls
about 1 month ago
0
24
2
A scenario never seen before Ball one ball two ball three and ball Four If Ump allows, later a run Isn’t this a lot of Fun
about 1 month ago
0
6
0
“I’m named fuckin farty farty fuckface and I shit my fucking pants every time I fart Then I piss on my own fuckin face”
about 1 month ago
1
7
0
Two teams. Nine defensive players. Four bases in the diamond. But there’s only One baseball per play. Whoever has the baseball last wins the day, so I say, Play Ball!
about 1 month ago
1
14
1
A door in my home just cracked ajar all by itself! I closed it a second ago but then it kind of creaked open a little bit- all by itself! I think it was a gh-ghh-GHOST!!!
about 1 month ago
0
4
0
I get
#my
MLB news and scores from following the official Facebook account of Major League Baseball. Dont miss a single pitch at
Facebook.com
loading . . .
Facebook - log in or sign up
Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.
https://Facebook.com
about 1 month ago
4
13
2
There’s three times the bats and three times the balls in Triple Baseball. Three times the triples and three times the doubles. There’s even three times the dingers And three times the base knocks
about 1 month ago
1
11
0
What if there was triple baseball. Three times the batters and Three times the balls. Three times the defensive players and Three times the umpire calls. Could be kind of neat
about 1 month ago
5
16
3
Ring-a-ding-ding! Another batter has been struck out in the MLB postseason.
about 1 month ago
0
20
0
The players are here and this is why Thursday night football is nearly ‘nigh Oh! And watch the players run But the score could still be none to none
about 2 months ago
0
6
0
If I was QB, I would Hike the ball, throw to a teammate- and then have the teammate throw the ball Back to me, causing utter confusion to the defending team. And whom, you might ask, would be the benefactor? My offensive program
about 2 months ago
1
18
1
“A man’s got to have a code” well I try to go poop twice every day.
about 2 months ago
0
8
0
The players of college and NFL football are becoming chippy due to competition!
2 months ago
1
15
0
If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.
2 months ago
2
545
61
In 1994 you could just say ‘a three hour toouuurrrr’ and everyone in the office would laugh and you’d get promoted. But in today’s workforce you have to do Lil Jon impressions to get ahead
2 months ago
1
17
3
I am not sure about what this NFL Weather Delay means for the players, the fans, and the owners. It could be impact to game.
2 months ago
1
9
0
if I was QB I would say ‘hut hut Run’ or ‘hut hut Pass’. Now give me my 4 likes
2 months ago
1
17
2
Now behold the tale of Daniel’s Purple Coat! Daniel was Jesus’ favorite guy so he got a purple coat. The other villagers were none too pleased and beat the crap out of him. Can’t remember the rest
3 months ago
0
10
1
They’re called the doobie brothers because they sure do be brothers in real life
3 months ago
6
136
15
Looks like the Jonas Brothers have decided to be standing up to cancer in partnership with the MLB. Pretty cool
3 months ago
3
345
21
MLB action continues tonight! The Marlins and Astros get things rolling at 6:40 ET.
3 months ago
0
73
2
The smile of a boy, the smile of a man. The smile of a girl, the smile of a woman. Fans, welcome to the MLB
4 months ago
1
215
19
I think that they could make a movie about the MLB. But the true tale may be too outlandish for the moviegoers- ‘even for a movie about outfielders, it’s too far-fetched’, they might say!
4 months ago
1
8
1
The baseball players will need to hit every ball and touch every home plate (runs are good, yes?) to make the postseason. Some will be watching from the stands with envy- they didn’t make the grade. Oh well- maybe next year!
4 months ago
1
10
2
Prepare for lift-off. You’re gonna get honked sky-high
4 months ago
0
7
0
I say, may there be another MLB All Star Game in 2026!
4 months ago
0
5
1
The baseballs are ready and batters and more. The strikeout will be yours- or home run at-bat. Play ball!
4 months ago
0
8
0
The BFG by Roald Dahl stands for The Big Fuckin Guy
4 months ago
0
9
2
There have been, blockbuster trades in baseball! The Pirates will set sail for October and other ball clubs will as well
5 months ago
0
6
0
Honkin’ down the highway- yes it’s trucker law
open.spotify.com/track/2v26sq...
loading . . .
Honkin' Down The Highway - Remastered 2000
The Beach Boys · Love You (Remastered) · Song · 1977
https://open.spotify.com/track/2v26sqNoYSxQIXkN6IG7jl?si=NnW11LlySgSj2Z-gRLKL2Q
5 months ago
0
3
0
“Human 028649265…you have been scheduled for elimination…” That sort of thing could be happening in the not-so-distant future!
5 months ago
0
7
3
Red to black and black to red Don’t forget or you’ll be dead That’s how to jumpstart a sickly rig and that’s trucker law
5 months ago
0
7
2
‘We got him. We got him. Justice was served upon him.’ - me to my sleeping family after watching the bin laden doc
6 months ago
1
7
1
They call it “The Miracle on the Hudson”. Captain Sully took a plane, once miles high, and landed it on the water/ on the Hudson despite mechanical issues with the plane. No reported deaths!
6 months ago
0
6
1
Went record shopping
6 months ago
0
4
0
“Oh, Behave!!” Fans of renowned British bad boy Austin Powers will have to cool their jets- and jet packs. There are no plans for a fourth installment in the franchise at this time.
6 months ago
1
14
3
Load more
feeds!
log in