“i’ve finally restored the scroll, it says o-m-o" me, running: no, you fool, you have it upside-down!

asking st peter if i had to be raptured

stealing methaqualone? call that taking lewds

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

tylenol doesn’t cause autism, how stupid do you think we are

🚨 Vampire Survivors is going even when there will be they are 🚨 There will be some gaming that they will then Poe and there believe even when there is when there are We at poncle are excited now shall that when them are ready 🧄

what movie do you consider “perfect”?

the video package for this women’s 4 way match at all out was insane, so well done #AEWAllOut

why starbucks isn’t good

DO NOT participate in #blueskyblackout2025 I'm nsfw artist and other nsfw artists are asking you to SHOUT! Bsky wants to censor us so the worst thing we can do is censor ourselves! Publicly shame them, use the feedback button, and post about it using the tag #bskycensorship Silence is compliance!

maybe the disney adults are good

oral sex from a shoe? call that sneaker head

posting memes in morse code to get around the censors • • — • • • • — • • — — — • • • • • •

UNDERTALE 10th anniversary stream counting down now!!! Just about 45 minutes left!! undertale.com/10/

an i a man who sleeps with a pregnancy pillow? yes, because it's comfortable and makes me feel like I'm being hugged by a cloud

UMMMM excuse me shouldn't this bitch be getting fired for this????

kill bill vol 1; once upon a time in the west

discovered latin edm today and that shit’s fire

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Eugenio Suarez, the man that you are

everyone in the planes blowing up the boats in the caribbean should go to jail at a minimum

spongebob dylan

gassed up the checker at safeway by telling him i liked his anime hat

gregorian monks chanting, not even joking

can check

do the orca know joe manchin has a boat?

LM Ericsson transparent telephone (1938)

The ACIP vote was tied 6-6 for requiring everyone to get a prescription for the COVID19 vaccine. The chair broke the tie by voting NO. Prescriptions will NOT be required.

kingdom hearts hd 2.5 remix to ignition

long island is it? i’ve seen longer. i’m sure yours is impressive though.

scientists have spent decades on trying to understand the meaning of “you gotta get up to get down”, we are no closer to the answer

Deadline executive editor Dominic Patten said that he's hearing Disney may back down after public backlash over the yanking of ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel.

a lot of people don't know this but bones are actually an invasive species. they're not supposed to be in there, we don't know where they came from, and every time we try to get them out something bad happens.

it’s “freakier friday” because of the sex dungeon

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

we’re dead and in hell

I’ve decided the most fun way to play Skate is Going Sonic The Hedgehog Mode

this clown needs to retire

is bad bunny “bad” the same way bad dragon is?

Get ready for hot-blooded action! For the first time outside of Japan, physical cartridges for River City Basketball and River City Fighting Legend are being released individually or as part of the River City Ball & Brawl Bundle. Now for Pre-Order at: retro-bit.com/river-city/