six flags magic mike

Who rusting they halo 2

i think this vita coco carton is gonna win the match 🤼 #AEWDoN

any product from belzona

It was written being listed as more essential than illmatic is a hot take but correct

oh hell yeah

inventing AO4

if it didn’t work, i don’t care

i may have to work this weekend but at least i have wine and wrestling

People are starting rumors I am tanahashis new co president

👀

for miller this is the correct answer but my dirtbag beer of choice is coors banquette

socradeez

why did martha stewart say this, what does wired know

once upon a time in the west was an elegy to both the myth of the american frontier and the western genre. someone could make a superhero movie that’s en elegy to the post ww2 american era and the superhero genre.

stress really makes being a mid tier shitposter difficult

Hey so… this was awesome. The amount of money that my community has raised funds a researcher and a lab for 3 years. Every person participating in GOTEL is changing the world for the better. 💜

wow uber in the sort of suburbs sucks shit

Me and who

the bartender is drinking a kirin ichiban on ice, is that good

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playboy opening with ai and clavicular hate, they know their audience here

Gundam Wing episode 1 if it had the Hathaway needle drop

heard a guy at work in a restroom stall say “oh ho ho yeah, get it in there”

getting banned from bluesky for arguing that the cheese isn’t grilled, only the bread is

i shouldn’t be working today, the boys are back in town

using tiktok in the SCIF, as a joke

if i were godzilla i’d be more thoughtful in my destruction, get the people on my side

cooking your brain in a group chat is embarrassing, have some dignity

lmao, the ghost of john mccain is very conflicted

The Witness, the next single from my upcoming album If I Let It Quiet, is out today! Me and my best friend Jordan made it with our friends Ken and Andrew and we hope you like it.

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

shinji hitting a blinker would fix him

Normal town full of normal people

i don’t care if it’s technically correct but if you pronounce warez like wares, you’re a cop

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you don’t see them on tiktok or ig but the chinese tattoo artists in rednote are wild

i take my wife to the bookstore, she gets me coffee, i’m winning

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i referenced the simpsons but i guess your biblical allusion is cool

swords to plowshares card but it’s a picture of a guy aggressively pooping

why’d they call it fedposting and not USPS?

naming it X80X cause the kids love leet speak

tony khan please, the people yearn for a better bit rate for ring of honor

listen….i need this

i’ll be funny again here but it might be a couple weeks