Japan strikes first against Brazil!

CAPE VERDE!!!!!! 🇨🇻

Congratulations Türkiye

Hell yeah Berhalter! (Never thought I’d type that in 2026)

Tunisia going hard for the first-ever 48th place in the World Cup

Celebrating getting LaMelo while already missing Naz Reid

Using Ronaldo as the decoy on that free kick was actually pretty brilliant. I sure as hell thought CR7 was going to sail that one over the crossbar.

Cristiano Ronaldo has scored his ninth World Cup goal, placing him just nine goals behind Leo Messi for career World Cup goals

1. Dammit 2. A one-year deal with team options?! Wild

Mbappé 🤌🏼

At this rate I’m rooting for a France/Argentina final rematch with both Messi and Mbappe each looking for their 23rd World Cup goals

Messi's persistence pays off, 2-0 Argentina

I honestly don’t know how that one went in. It looked like a FIFA glitch. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

There it is! Slight detour on the missed PK, but the 🐐 was still inevitable.

Cape Verde!!

Holy shit we actually won the group after two games

GOOOOOL PARAGUAY (this is very good for 🇺🇸)

Now rooting so hard for a Paraguay win or draw tonight

#USMNT running a bit of prevent defense here…can’t say I’m enjoying it

Damn I was rooting for another “mistaken identity” review there

Oi! Those Aussies are being dodgy buggers mate

Ahhhhh just pull the trigger Balogun!!

I finally forgive Antonio Freeman for this

Never mind that makes sense

Um, I’m pretty surprised

Balogun out there just hammering R1 + ⭕️ on that run 🤣

FREEDOM DEPOSIT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Good Lord what a run by Balogun

What is the Korean word for “howler”?

The last time I’ve seen a Qatar team this bad: #iykyk

Nice to see Canada finally winning something tbh

from the shooter's side and the camera side

My word that was an astonishing goal by Colombia. Hernandez got straight up squished by the defender, got back up, and then delivered a PERFECT cross.

STILL. THE. MOTHER EFFING. GOAT.

Still the 🐐.

I had to look it up. His goals/90 for Belgium is exactly double his club career (1.04/0.52). Amazing

The difference between Belgium Lukaku and Club Team Lukaku remains hilariously large

CAPE VERDE! 🇨🇻 That draw was the upset of the century.

Exactly!

Congrats to the Carolina Hurricanes—who didn’t exist for the first six years of the current Minnesota men’s sports championship drought—on their second Stanley Cup.

Curaçao did not hold onto it. I am not shocked. Still a cool moment though!

Curaçao! 🇨🇼 I’d still be shocked if they held onto this, but what a moment for them.

Ernie Johnson is SO good at what he does.

Damn, they had those Knicks title commercials chambered and ready didn’t they?

Very happy for KAT. Think he’ll mention ‘Sota like KG did?

They actually did it. Have a night, Knicks fans!

It’s happening again isn’t it

Spurs up double digits through the first quarter, this one’s obviously over 😏

Brazil getting booed by their own majority crowd, very authentic MetLife experience

Brazil has flat out sucked so far, but they have Vini so it’s tied

My wife has very little interest in the game itself but she’s obsessed with the scorecard bios. “C’mon. You CANNOT tell me that guy’s name is ‘Blaze Jordan.’ Nobody has ever looked LESS like a ‘Blaze.’” [Blaze then proceeded to hit a 3-run HR]