Yep, still hate watching Luka Doncic flop and whine.

It's almost incredible how nearly every calculated gamble the Vikings made in the offseason--most of which I agreed with at the time they were made--has gone the wrong way through the first 8 weeks. QB, OL, iDL, DB, you name it. (Injuries certainly haven't helped, of course.)

I know most people won't get this reference, but I have been playing a ton of Expedition 33 lately, and the metaphor works: We watched the 2025 Vikings season gommage last night.

#Vikings offense Week 8 snap counts (out of 49, *=start) Jackson*, Brandel*, Fries*, Skule* 49 Jefferson*, Wentz* 43 Addison* 42 Rouse, Hockenson* 40 Nailor 34 Jones* 26 Mason 17 Yurosek 15 Thielen* 12 Darrisaw* 9 Felton, Brosmer, Scott 6 Oliver 4

ZzZzz 　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 　 ∧_∧ [Thinks about last night’s game] 　(　･ω･) 　 |　⊃／(＿＿_ ／└-(＿＿＿_／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ZZzZzz 　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ #Skol

Hey at least I picked Chargers -3.5 and the over

Tonight was the absolute worst, but Al Michaels referencing gambling in the dying embers of an ugly game is one of my favorite things in all of sports.

Re: Wentz

i dont give a shit if JJ mccarthy is worse than ryan leaf just no more wentz

Carson Wentz would be the BEST all-time QB at "500"

Can't wait for the Ravens to have their "this is the team we were expecting all year" game Week 10 against the Vikings

Gotta kick the FG here. Anytime you get a chance to make a three score game a three score game, you take it!

Not gonna lie I just needed that interception emotionally. I needed SOMETHING to go right tonight.

For all those who might be suggesting otherwise at the moment: this is the Vikings. (•_•) <) )╯ IT CAN / \ (•_•) \( (> ALWAYS / \ (•_•) <) )╯ GET WORSE / \

Yeah you can just go ahead and update this post from "quarter" to "half."

You. Just. Cannot. Take. That. Sack. But he just keeps doing it.

I hate to admit it. I really do. But Vikings Opponent Kicker, who has a first-ballot HOF resume, might actually be slipping a bit lately.

Oh nooooo Hargrave just Linval'd that ref

Really impressive how all three phases are killing the Vikings in equal measures through the first quarter. Truly complimentary football.

No complaints about that one, yeesh Turner

They'll overturn this

Al Michaels openly questions whether the Vikings will fake because the punt is so cowardly

Wentz misses an extremely easy pass to start the game. That's a good omen!

Penalty before a play from scrimmage. That's a good omen!

Welp at this point I guess we should just be happy with having a majority of the Vikings starting OL playing 🤷🏼‍♂️

Gotta hand it to the NBA--masterful way to ensure that nobody is talking about the Kawhi Leonard thing

Damnit, why did I take the under?!

Tough 12 hours for Billups, getting popped by Ant AND the feds

...but unfortunately for the Blazers, there are 4 quarters, and they don't have Anthony Edwards.

ANT SAID NIGHT NIGHT

Well at least watching the Wolves throw all of these ill-advised, errant passes is preparing me for the Vikings game tomorrow

Feels like the Wolves have spent 98% of the first 3 quarters trailing by somewhere between 2 and 7 points

Current mood #Skol #mnwild #WolvesBack

Vikings-Chargers final practice report + game statuses for TNF. Fullback C.J. Ham and OLB Andrew Van Ginkel out. Five other Vikings questionable.

(via u/GenYn00b on Reddit)

I don't think I'd want Carson Wentz starting the Dakota Marker game on Saturday night much less TNF, but alas, here we are

Darnold firing lasers all over the field at will, so they...have Cooper Kupp throw one 😬

JSN really posterized the ref

Seattle sports fans watching the Mariners blow a Game 7 lead but also watching Sam Darnold shooting flames out of every orifice

My reaction when @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social and Luke Inman are both on the episode of Vikings Squad Show

We're one half of football away from the Vikings losing a game to the rest of the division and three days away from starting Carson Wentz again on the road in primetime

Initial #Vikings at #Chargers injury report. Both teams are estimates as neither team held an official practice.

My friends and family every other day of the year: "Hey you work for Amazon, where's my package?" Me: [sighs] "I work for AWS, not that part of Amazon." My friends and family today: "Hey you work for AWS, where's my internet?" Me: [sighs] "...we're working on it"

These are all correct except the last one, where renowned linguists Shaggy and Rikrok illustrate the correct usage of the phrase

#Vikings record under Kevin O'Connell by turnover margin: Positive turnover margin 18-2 (.900 winning %) Neutral turnover margin: 14-2 (.875) Negative turnover margin: 5-18 (.217)

First downs: MIN 21, PHI 13 Third downs: MIN 7/15, PHI 3/10 Total yards: MIN 387, PHI 361 Time of possession: MIN 34:02, PHI 25:58 Penalties: PHI 8/64, MIN 3/30 But it all means nothing when you go -2 in turnovers and 1 for 6 in the red zone.

#Vikings Week 7 offense snap counts (out of 69, *=start) Darrisaw*, Jackson*, Fries*, O'Neill*, Wentz* 69 Jefferson* 68 Brandel* 67 Addison* 64 Hockenson* 57 Mason* 53 Nailor* 41 Oliver 32 Ham 12 Scott 9 Thielen 8 Jurgens 2 Yurosek 1

This Giants/Broncos game