The beginning of this #NBAcup final is like the part in Jaws where you know there’s a shark lurking about but you haven’t really SEEN the shark yet you just know it’s lurking out there waiting to taste blood

The internet is not a symposium it is a gladiator pit and you are unarmed

Watching the Cavs Hornets game only to discover I’m watching the Hornets stream. How did I know? THE DIFF wasn’t there to let me know Cleveland’s down 15

WEM-V-P!

yo that’s the San Antonio Spurs!?!!??

This is a recommendation, but it’s an important one given the field in this race. It shows that working people and organized labor see Jackie as the real choice. If you can help us keep building this campaign, donations make a real difference. www.jackie4assembly.com/donate

Trans kids lose lifeline: Sutter Health, NorCal’s largest hospital, to end gender-affirming care for minors sfstandard.com/2025/12/09/s... Punish them, @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov

Me when I do the locomotion

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Distracting my gf while watching movies from the 70s & 80s as I won’t stop describing how they got the lighting like that

He gave it all up to seal the win at the end. Our king’s noble sacrifice 🥲

Make sure to start with anyone left designing safeguards for the plagiarism machine that pretends to be a celebrity and sexts with children.

As Jones explains how the cards deal damage to other players [the officer] in the room begins to chuckle. “Yes, I am doing this, sir. I am doing it. It’s an awesome game,” Jones says. “I am not ashamed of my nerddom or the fact that I love this game.” via Emily Hays @ilpublicmedia.bsky.social

Huh. Maybe Giannis and Thanassis won’t be leaving Milwaukee yet

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Drug Cartels Do Not Exist By Oswaldo Zavala

Kylie Cheung at Abortion, Every Day writes about the future anti-abortion extremists want: "One in which we’re not just stripped of our most basic rights, but also deemed crazy for fighting back—even just for pointing out what’s being done to us."

“This house has good bones” ass messaging

“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.

Amen Thompson please do not learn any additional behaviors from Ime Udoka. This is good, but no more.

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

Really begs the question “how insane would Nixon’s drunk tweets have been if he was a smartphone president?”

Feeling pretty vindicated by two of the opinions and beliefs I developed at 14 years old

Welcome to the resistance *checks notes* James Carville?

YOU ARE NOT MORE POWERFUL THAN LIQUID PHYSICS youtu.be/E7vViWsx0iU?...

TURN THE MUSIC UP

You’ll CCH pound them down

Me & the seven pound ham at the grocery store today

Apes don’t read philosophy They DO Otto, they just don’t understand it!

AND NOW ITS BABY RACE TIME

Yall we need $400 to help keep little winnie fed and housed this week I know its the holiday but if you can spare even $5 this helps us get this goal. We’re still trying to get her completely moved and into permanent housing.

LET’S GO GAMBLING! AWW DANGIT AWW DANGIT AWW DANGIT

My “I do not want to execute my political rivals” tweet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my tweet

listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

Save us Tyrese Maxey 🙏🏼

Anyway here’s Karl Marx from 1847: Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers for times of overproduction. The main purpose of the bourgeois in relation to the worker is, of course, to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible

Fellas, is it gay to swear oaths to your fellowship and carry your bro through hell?

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Cooking for others: three hour recipe? Light work! Cooking for myself: I have to boil water for this shit? Where’s the pizza phone number

This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.

Please be on the lookout for this missing child. (Illinois)

Engagement on our updates re: ICE kidnappings/fed siege of Los Angeles is significantly lower on Bluesky compared to Twitter. Do ppl on here not care about LA anymore? Are feeds being taken over by liberal commentators? What's going on? Community members on the ground can't do it all. We need help.

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

You think a machine could have made these insane 2020 memes? Hardly.

Don’t need to choose I fall asleep to Ocean’s 11 (2001) every single night

Just me and my favorite 1.5 million people just posting our brains out

What are these flipping creamsicle ass jerseys they got the Cavs playing in? If this is a statement jersey I have a statement too: they stink!